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  • TheGarbbageManPorn
    For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
    • Dec 2005
    • 213
    #1

    How can an armless man jack off

    i know a guy with no arms and he wants to jack off so bad it's killing him inside, i told him i'll come here to GFY and ask around, can you please help this poor guy out.
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    • SquireMD
      ICQ # 229-616-436
      • May 2005
      • 794
      #2
      fleshlight mounted to something...or squeezed between the mattress and boxspring as in one of the pics posted here a few days ago

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        • sexyclicks
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 3240
          #3
          Originally posted by TheGarbbageManPorn
          i know a guy with no arms and he wants to jack off so bad it's killing him inside, i told him i'll come here to GFY and ask around, can you please help this poor guy out.
          take one for the team and do it for him

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            • The Ghost
              IslandDollars.com
              • Oct 2004
              • 12188
              #4
              One word... Feet. Some long stretching sessions would optimize it, but I'm sure he's already figured this out.
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                • georgeyw
                  58008 53773
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 9865
                  #5
                  remove a couple of ribs and blow himself
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                    • Traphic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 117
                      #6
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                        • Mefo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 6169
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sexyclicks
                          take one for the team and do it for him

                          Indeed just give him a hand

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                            • spacedog
                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 14149
                              #8
                              hire a prostitute for him.

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                                • steffie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 2422
                                  #9
                                  He Hires an Escort.. Thats how
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                                    • PixeLs
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 11922
                                      #10
                                      Learn the art of AUTOFELLATIO instead.

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                                        • Mike Okitch
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4126
                                          #11
                                          Fleshlight baby
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                                            • spacedog
                                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 14149
                                              #12
                                              he can lay on the bed naked, face down & flop like a fish out of water.

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                                                • WME
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1005
                                                  #13
                                                  Fuck, and he can't even pull a trigger with his condition.
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                                                    • budz
                                                      Disruptive Innovator
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 4230
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by spacedog
                                                      he can lay on the bed naked, face down & flop like a fish out of water.
                                                      ROFL im going to burnin hell

                                                      but thx for the laugh
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                                                        • reed_4
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 9640
                                                          #15
                                                          he should have a gay friend to help him out.

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                                                            • je_rome
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 6846
                                                              #16
                                                              send your friend to juicy.
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                                                                • ilbb
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 3025
                                                                  #17
                                                                  fleshlight should help him or self blowjob

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                                                                    • 8 Characters
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 2336
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Did he take you aside and whisper in your ear that he desparately wants to be able to jack himself off?

                                                                      Do you think perhaps that he was making a pass?

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                                                                        • $5 submissions
                                                                          I help you SUCCEED
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32189
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I believe Socrates asked this question as well. It wasn't one of his more famous works. LOL ;)

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                                                                            • GlydeGirl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 1516
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Here's a trick that might work... get him to sit on a chair or bed with his feet right by his butt, knees bent. Then pour baby oil on his thighs and have him sandwich his cock between them. Then he can start rhythmically squeezing his thighs and he'll have a great time.

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                                                                                • JD
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 22651
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
                                                                                  Here's a trick that might work... get him to sit on a chair or bed with his feet right by his butt, knees bent. Then pour baby oil on his thighs and have him sandwich his cock between them. Then he can start rhythmically squeezing his thighs and he'll have a great time.


                                                                                  What happens when he blows? How's he going to clean up HAHAHAH

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                                                                                    • Bluewire Ross
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                      • 2169
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR


                                                                                      What happens when he blows? How's he going to clean up HAHAHAH
                                                                                      Dont be such a spoiler..we haven't figure out how he can cum...

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                                                                                        • mx8829
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                                          • 891
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I dont mean to be rude, but wonder how he wipes his ass ?
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                                                                                            • JD
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 22651
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by mx8829
                                                                                              I dont mean to be rude, but wonder how he wipes his ass ?
                                                                                              a wire clothes hanger with a towel on the end

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