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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom
He could have easily decided to say fuck it, it's my last day and I'm going to hang with my chick...what are they going to do, fire me? I had employees that gave 2 weeks notice that didn't finish out anywhere from their last day to their last few days of the notice on multiple occasions...
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Shut up, nobody does that.
Nobody also misses meetings.
Cabs never run late either and it always only takes 30 minutes to get from anyplace in New York City to another point.
Not to mention demolition experts always set explosives high in the building to ensure they collapse and avoid the bottom at all costs. (please forget about previous attempts near bottom of building)
Fact is this is what happened.
The Alien technology in the planes malfunctioned and rebooted. This caused all of the passengers to experience mass hysteria and using quick artificial judgement the technology made them all share a terrorist illusion. By the time the alien forces knew what was going on they temporarily stopped time and teleported the passengers out of the planes and placed them on crash courses with assorted buildings. Some altitude adjustments were needed and it was such a quick job they forgot to add in all the proper details into the special devices that trick cameras of the 3rd dimension so windows were lost and what not. Then on impact the stolen technology was given the command to cause minor fission. They then appeared on camera again as one of their many public faces of religion and spoke. This is why we will never find Bin laden again and just give occasional warnings until it blows over enough for the conspiracy people to make it a giant cluster fuck like previous alien mistakes. I mean seriously a six foot something guy in the desert needing serious medical attention going unfound?
It is all really simple if you think about it.