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  • 2HousePlague
    CURATOR
    • Jul 2004
    • 14572

    #1

    What would prevent YOU from hitting it?

    For me, it's gums that show when they smile and fucked up feet.

    Just can't go there. You?


    2hp
    tada!
  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    Yellow teeth, bad breath, the smell of shit, STD's.

    Good enough?

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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572

      #3
      Originally posted by sickkittens
      Yellow teeth, bad breath, the smell of shit, STD's.

      Good enough?
      i hear that -- but unless she's got genital warts or an outbreak of herpes you can spot before you go down for the sweet desert, you can't tell about the STD's though
      tada!

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        I'd step back a bit if her mouth smells lik shit..

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        • sickkittens
          I am a meat popsicle.
          • Jul 2002
          • 25100

          #5
          Originally posted by 2HousePlague
          i hear that -- but unless she's got genital warts or an outbreak of herpes you can spot before you go down for the sweet desert, you can't tell about the STD's though
          I wouldn't go down there if I didn't know it.

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          • mrthumbs
            salad tossing sig guy
            • Apr 2002
            • 11702

            #6
            Gums that show when they smile?

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              They all look the same doggy style

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              • Murderous
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 3938

                #8
                Nothing... not even if she's dead and been rotting for weeks.

                I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.

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                • ready lube
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 2043

                  #9
                  I would stab you in the stomach just to fuck the wound if I was horny enough.

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                  • MikeVega
                    **Porntrepreneur**
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 12788

                    #10
                    My wife ... but she lets me get really close ....


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                    • reed_4
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 9640

                      #11
                      dirty toenails and smelly feet.

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                      • BIGTYMER
                        Junior Achiever
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 17066

                        #12
                        A paper bag and you're set.

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                        • rowan
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 17393

                          #13
                          Some nice looking girls smell like piss

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                          • 2HousePlague
                            CURATOR
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 14572

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rowan
                            Some nice looking girls smell like piss
                            I would drink a hot girl's piss like a fine lager --
                            tada!

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                            • NoWhErE
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 10583

                              #15
                              I'd back away if it had a dick...
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                              • 3M TA3
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 2972

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MikeVega
                                My wife ... but she lets me get really close ....

                                Fuckin' A Mike, good answer!

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                                • huey
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 3955

                                  #17
                                  cankles.......
                                  opinions are like assholes.................


                                  "They aren't after me, they are AFTER YOU! Im just in their way"
                                  -D.J. Trump

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                                  • OzMan
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 9162

                                    #18
                                    unconscious or relatives

                                    asleep is ok

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                                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                      I guarantee it
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 18314

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                      For me, it's gums that show when they smile and fucked up feet.

                                      Just can't go there. You?


                                      2hp


                                      Yeah, they have to have good feet for me to.

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                                      • 2HousePlague
                                        CURATOR
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 14572

                                        #20
                                        I tell ya what, though -- and prolly some of you players in the crowd know what I mean -- have you ever had some chick just keep comin' around lookin' for some dick, and maybe -- for whatever reason -- you didn't wanna hit that -- may she was ugly, maybe she was fat, maybe she had bad breath, or just wasn't wearing the right outfit on that day -- and then one day, and who knows why -- she comes around -- and who knows why -- but you take a "second" look, and who knows why, then say to yourself --

                                        ! -- I AM GONNA FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA THAT ASS -- !


                                        And that, no surprise hehe -- turns out to be some of the best pussy you ever had. Ever happen to you?
                                        tada!

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                                        • tristan_D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 7865

                                          #21
                                          body odor. I don't think I can have a wood on that
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                                          • wedouglas
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 5921

                                            #22
                                            restraining order

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                                            • Vitasoy
                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 58202

                                              #23
                                              Bad hygene... the color of their teeth, smell, taste, ect..


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                                              • xclusive
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 35218

                                                #24
                                                Only if her penis is bigger than mine...I have penis envy sometimes

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                                                • KMR Stitch
                                                  I am cool
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 14494

                                                  #25
                                                  Anything less then a 8 out of 10

                                                  "on the bottle 6 out of 10"

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