New Years rolls around and I get an invite to visit Cole and Hone. They promised me unlimted Jager and a naked chick. They didn't mention anything about a Sybian. Jager and a Sybian is not a good idea.
So we started off right.....
But I got a little bit pissy because the bottle of Jager didn't have my name on them. (check out the label)
And we had a cute bartender who keep feeding me shots.....
And then I met Exteme Alex from Willd West Cash and someone got the crazy idea to have her ride the Sybian as midnight rolled around. Sounded like a plan to me.
So I drank some jager. A lot of Jager. Perhaps a bit too much Jager. Talking to Hone this morning she reminded me that these were big shot glasses. I think Cole and I went through two bottles of Jager; Cole was mixing with Monster and I was drinking straight shots. And I drank more than Cole.
A lot more.
1am found me playing the role of Porcelain King. Half an hour later I had manged to make it down stairs and out the back yard when I tossed up some more. Cole and my wife - bless her heart - snuck me out the side yard and into my truck. I tossed up most of the way home.
Good for me.
We got the Sybian ride on video tape, it's up on Rochard's Bunny Ranch this morning.
Happy New Year everyone!
Oh, Cole and Hone..... Sorry about the mess.
So we started off right.....
But I got a little bit pissy because the bottle of Jager didn't have my name on them. (check out the label)
And we had a cute bartender who keep feeding me shots.....
And then I met Exteme Alex from Willd West Cash and someone got the crazy idea to have her ride the Sybian as midnight rolled around. Sounded like a plan to me.
So I drank some jager. A lot of Jager. Perhaps a bit too much Jager. Talking to Hone this morning she reminded me that these were big shot glasses. I think Cole and I went through two bottles of Jager; Cole was mixing with Monster and I was drinking straight shots. And I drank more than Cole.
A lot more.
1am found me playing the role of Porcelain King. Half an hour later I had manged to make it down stairs and out the back yard when I tossed up some more. Cole and my wife - bless her heart - snuck me out the side yard and into my truck. I tossed up most of the way home.
Good for me.
We got the Sybian ride on video tape, it's up on Rochard's Bunny Ranch this morning.
Happy New Year everyone!
Oh, Cole and Hone..... Sorry about the mess.
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