TRUE STORY: Found in an LA gutter... (plus pix)

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  • 2HousePlague
    CURATOR
    • Jul 2004
    • 14572

    #1

    TRUE STORY: Found in an LA gutter... (plus pix)



    I was visiting the home of my most excellent friend, Jeff this Fall. It was my first visit to his home. What a PAD! And he has a secret roommate you just HAVE to meet. After a few vodka cranberries and some posting of jokes to our blogs, we decided to eat. In the alley, behind Jeff's building (which from the outside you'd swear is a dump) roommate and I were waiting for Jeff to bring around the car. On a weird impulse, I walk over to this big, dirty rusty iron platform "thing" that one of the businesses who share the alley with Jeff must still use for unloading (and load) types of things. It is covered in layers of bum urine and stinks to high hell. But, on another weird impulse, I reach into a corner of ancient, rusted metal that is coated with about 3 inches of mineralized bum urine. Sitting in a still-damp puddle of recent uring I found the above object. I can't tell you what a shock it was to find such a gorgeous thing in a place like that. Of course, I never let it out of my sight after that. It's sitting on my desk right now...






    2hp
    tada!
  • 8 Characters
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 2336

    #2
    They've landed?

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    • mrthumbs
      salad tossing sig guy
      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3
      It would be a shitty hoax if this turns out to be a fake story.

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      • Damian_Maxcash
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2002
        • 12745

        #4
        You seriously need to lay off the piss for a while.

        Im an old alky, but I come on here to look at your posts and feel good about myself....

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        • 2HousePlague
          CURATOR
          • Jul 2004
          • 14572

          #5
          Originally posted by mrthumbs
          It would be a shitty hoax if this turns out to be a fake story.

          I was looking maybe for some incidental fotos of the object on my other friend's site, and there may be. Pretty sure I showed this to a few people I met at the hotel. I was calling it the "Best Bum Fight Spectator Award" - I think there was awardsy type stuff going on, to judge from all the limos and glam --



          2hp
          tada!

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          • 2HousePlague
            CURATOR
            • Jul 2004
            • 14572

            #6
            Originally posted by damian2001
            You seriously need to lay off the piss for a while.

            Im an old alky, but I come on here to look at your posts and feel good about myself....
            Mission accomplished? --
            tada!

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            • RedShoe
              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
              • Feb 2001
              • 14831

              #7
              ok.. I give up... what is it? What does it do?

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24812

                #8
                Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                Perhaps this is the source of your pseudo-intelligent superhuman powers?

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                • gornyhuy
                  Chafed.
                  • May 2002
                  • 18041

                  #9
                  What the hell??

                  icq:159548293

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                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                    WW4L
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 10581

                    #10
                    wondering what the fuck it is myself

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                    • Drake
                      Hello world!
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12508

                      #11
                      What it is?

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                      • Violetta
                        Affiliate
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 28735

                        #12
                        looks like a parfume! But the pics are blurry!
                        M&A Queen

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                        • 2HousePlague
                          CURATOR
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 14572

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rockatansky
                          looks like a parfume! But the pics are blurry!
                          It's a crystal, but I have a shitty camera. It's the one I bought (a ripoff) for $99 in the Curacao airport in 2004.
                          tada!

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                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 38323

                            #14
                            I would have it checked for radioactivity...

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                            • Wiggles
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2004
                              • 14423

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pornopete
                              The Triangle of Zinthar! You must make sure it never falls into the hands of Barbara Streissand! Sydney Potier will be contacting you!

                              haha i love southpark
                              no sig

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                              • riddler
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 3726

                                #16
                                huh? what the fuck is it?

                                man, the shit you post lately makes it seem you are on some goooooooooooooooood shit.. O_o

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