yo im back from neywards and i'm about to have drunken sex

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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648

    #1

    yo im back from neywards and i'm about to have drunken sex

    i'll let you know if i last longer then 12 seconds

    cha nces are i won't though

    12 seconds is really long, like a lion

    i'll keep you posted
    I like turtles.
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648

    #2
    this is me

    I like turtles.

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    • bjjb
      Have laptop will travel
      • Mar 2004
      • 13074

      #3
      fleshlight? lol

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      • Fucksakes
        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
        • Dec 2003
        • 7567

        #4
        need some water?

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18648

          #5
          Originally posted by Fucksakes
          need some water?
          i don't need water, there is enough, shes in the shower


          lots of water in there

          i'm doing my streches
          I like turtles.

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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18648

            #6
            these are spome of the stretches i'm doing

            I like turtles.

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            • Fucksakes
              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
              • Dec 2003
              • 7567

              #7
              i got bottle water thou, more refreshing

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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18648

                #8
                Originally posted by Fucksakes
                i got bottle water thou, more refreshing
                you raise a goood point young jedi

                you are now promoted to one touch cockie of the elite


                btw, if i last longer then 12 seconds... i will pay for 93 months of gfy skinning

                and i will skin it with tugbirl
                I like turtles.

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  these are spome of the stretches i'm doing

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                  • Alleged Indecent Exposure
                    For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 231

                    #10
                    Don?t do it!

                    It is illegal to have sex with your pet dog, even if she is a female!
                    Click Here - for the answers to all of your problems (yes, including that one).

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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18648

                      #11
                      update: gf is too tired for sex, i may have to resort to fornicatingw ith cdrom drive

                      i'll keep you updated, and if i'm offline for a few days, its because m,y semen caused an electical fire
                      I like turtles.

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18648

                        #12
                        i just woke up dehydrated....


                        i apologize for this dumbass thread
                        I like turtles.

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