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Old 09-09-2007, 04:56 AM  
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The Church of Google

"We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as God.

» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.

» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).

» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers.

» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal.

» PROOF #5
Google is infinite.

» PROOF #6
Google remembers all.

» PROOF #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).

» PROOF #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined."

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