"We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as God.
» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers.
» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal.
» PROOF #5
Google is infinite.
» PROOF #6
Google remembers all.
» PROOF #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).
» PROOF #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined."
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