Funniest video clip I saw in 2005.... (somebody please translate it for me + VIDEO)

Shap,

I agree, that is some funny shit. The funny thing is I think we all can relate to this. I remember a time I could not control my laughter during a time I should not have been laughing

Damn only we find it funny.

LOL that was too funny!!!

I've never seen that before - thanks for posting it, it was REALLY funny.

ROFL WTF !?!
I want the translation so bad now

I lol'd

host = eric hartman
high voice guy = valair
woman in wheelchair = marijke
man = talking guy in the audience

story teller:
17 years ago eric hartman was the host of the succesfull talkshow called boemerang a talkshow
that caused a lot of commotion.

ERIC HARTMAN:
Marijke was 18 when a doktor dammaged her spine during a routine opperation. and valair was victim of
a absent assistant, you are watching boemerang, and today we are talkin about medical failures.

interview scene:

ERIC HARTMAN:
Boemerang was it, it was mine. the first show on televison where we could speak free about sadness, emotions and also sexuality. just about anything. it was a show that provoked a lot of controversy it was a life show. it was watched very critically. and i knew that when i made a mistake, i was fucked. and euhm, during my show about medical failures, it went completely wrong.

in show scene:

ERIC HARTMAN:
what happend exactly with you marijke?

MARIJKE:
i was hospitalised for a tumor. and then they opperated me. and then they hit my spine *snif snif*

ERIC HARTMAN:
we return to you in a few minutes.. valair.. you went to the hospital for a simple treatment euhm. and what was wrong with you?

VALAIR:
*high voice* well euhmm

ERIC HARTMAN:
*cough* excuse me

VALAIR:
*high voice* well I had alot of pain in the throat. and the cause where my toncil

ERIC HARTMAN:
with your toncils you say?

VALAIR:
*high voice* and the docter recommended surgery. with this as the consequence..

interview scene2:

ERIC HARTMAN:
Valair was mismasterd on his vocalcords, and when he spoke, there came out such a funny voice and I had to laugh, and i knew that i couldnt laugh. so i tryed to keep is in. but how harder i tried to concentrate on the earnestness, the more i felt like ?i cant keep it in? it was horrible

in show scene2:

ERIC HARTMAN:
Marijke? you had a normale life before the opperation. and in the sudden you came out of the narcosis
and then you notice, it aint the same as it was. how did you react?

MARIJKE:
at first alot of unbelieve.

VALAIR:
*high voice* unbelieve is actualy the?.

ERIC HARTMAN:
*laugh* excuse me..

VALAIR:
*high voice* unbelieve is actualy the right word that marijke uses.

ERIC HARTMAN:
*laughs*

VALAIR:
*high voice* That was the first thing for me to. because i tought, ?it cant be? that..

ERIC HARTMAN:
*laughts harder* excuse me, excuse me, excuse me lady?s and gentlemen. so you try to.. *bursts in laughing*

VALAIR:
*high voice* I realy dont understand what is happenig here?

ERIC HARTMAN:
sorry, valair i?m really sorry.. excuse me lady?s and gentlemen.. that means for example that sexuality a big problem is

MARIJKE:
My boyfriend left me.

ERIC HARTMAN:
mm okay

VALAIR:
*high voice* the fact is that..

ERIC HARTMAN:
*snorts*

VALAIR:
*high voice* that if you have sex, not only the physical counts. but also the sweet talk.

ERIC HARTMAN:
*screams & burst out in laughing*

VALAIR:
*high voice* i find this very inappropriate, i mean do we have to continue, because now i rather remain silent.

ERIC HARTMAN:
excuse me, lady?s and gentlemen excuseme, we have a question from someone in the audience, sir, you had a remark?

MAN:
*low voice* I got the same?.

ERIC HARTMAN:
*burst out in laughing again*

MAN:
*low voice* i was also hurt on my vocalcords in a very easy treatment.

VALAIR:
*high voice* I realy find this very inappropriate!

MAN:
*low voice* i find this very aggravating. to be laught at in the face.

VALAIR:
*high voice* you absolutely cant do this..!!

AUDIANCE: *applause*

ERIC HARTMAN:
it was a conspiracy.. they just want me to leave. there where enough indications, normaly i could prepare
my show with my guest.. that evening valair couldnt make it on time. suddenly the whole network direction
and euhm i was fired, and boemerang was over! and that was the end of my career.. my tv career.

you are still listning to radio randstad 103.4 fm with dj boemerang, i?m here for all your questions, requests problems, do you wanna buy or sell something. it can all be done, throw a guestion to dj boemerang, and he throws the answer back!

*song starts, and movie ends*

nice translation..


but ofcourse, it's fake

That was fucking great.

That's a great translation. Is it real? What language is that?

reindeer.

that is the best of the year for sure.... theres a longer clip ive seen that shows the aftermath when this clip cuts out, but cannot find it atm

Nice translation ... was as funny as the movie