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The Woodpecker · 09-08-2007, 06:07 PM

didn't read the whole thread to check for helen keller jokes.....

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
The rearranged the furniture.

How did Helen Keller's teacher teach her the word "pain"?
She left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
She answered the waffle iron.

How did she burn the other side of her face?
Damn thing rang again.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
You would too if your names was aarrraaarrrppppffff.

Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
Neither has she!

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers.

09-08-2007, 06:07 PM
The Woodpecker Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: On Top of a 39kg Thai Girl Posts: 77	didn't read the whole thread to check for helen keller jokes..... How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? The rearranged the furniture. How did Helen Keller's teacher teach her the word "pain"? She left the plunger in the toilet. How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side of her face? Damn thing rang again. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too. Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your names was aarrraaarrrppppffff. Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she! How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers. __________________ ------------------------- I S L A N D D O L L A R S . C O M NATS • 10% Webmaster Referral • 100% EXCLUSIVE CONTENT • 60% Revshare • Epassporte There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.