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  • StickyGreen
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    • Oct 2003
    • 13076

    #1

    Jesus was an alien...

    It's true. lemme know if you need proof...
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  • Just Mike
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 3726

    #2
    send proof

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    • PussyTeenies
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      • Feb 2005
      • 6496

      #3
      proof









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      • StickyGreen
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        • Oct 2003
        • 13076

        #4
        Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...
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        • Nilsy42
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2005
          • 118

          #5
          minute?

          Originally posted by StickyGreen
          Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...
          Dude, you've used more than a minute.
          Yeah, I have heard before that Jesus was gay etc, surrounding himself by fishermen etc.
          Big deal... zzzz

          Inseminated by "them"??? NO.... can't be!!! Not by... "them".... please say it isn't so...
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          • Nilsy42
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2005
            • 118

            #6
            Intelligent beings???

            Originally posted by StickyGreen
            Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...
            You know, it has been often said that the distinquishing factor that isolates homosapiens from the remaining 4000 mammals on this planet is intelligence.

            Strange really... when so many can proove the opposite...
            (joking)
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            • Zhiro58
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2005
              • 648

              #7
              wtf.. is that true?

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              • beta-tester
                Rock 'n Roll Baby!
                • Sep 2004
                • 22562

                #8
                I am waiting for proof

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                • Surferdamian2000
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 79

                  #9
                  jesus was not an alien..
                  Make love condoms are cheaper than guns!

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                  • StickyGreen
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 13076

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Surferdamian2000
                    jesus was not an alien..
                    He was indeed. The bible describes alien crafts all throughout it. The list goes on...but it's 2:44am and I'm tired as fuck. I'll try to remember to add to this sometime this weekend if I have time...
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                    • Surferdamian2000
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 79

                      #11
                      ok give proof soon by the way do u believe in a god?
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                      • Nilsy42
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 118

                        #12
                        Haha

                        Originally posted by StickyGreen
                        He was indeed. The bible describes alien crafts all throughout it. The list goes on...but it's 2:44am and I'm tired as fuck. I'll try to remember to add to this sometime this weekend if I have time...
                        Yeah, actually if the Bible says so... then it must be true.
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                        • Nilsy42
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 118

                          #13
                          God?

                          Originally posted by Surferdamian2000
                          ok give proof soon by the way do u believe in a god?
                          If God exists, then he's a real devil.
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                          • 8 Characters
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 2336

                            #14
                            JEEESUSSSS


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                            • Manowar
                              jellyfish  
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 8 Characters
                              JEEESUSSSS


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                              • MaxDiz
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 298

                                #16
                                JizZuZ ! wtf u talking about man? alien, gay, girl, stone? :O
                                proof !

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                                • MaxDiz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 298

                                  #17
                                  anyway sounds very funny, Jesus was an Alien :D AHAHAHA

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                                  • psili
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 5526

                                    #18
                                    Carpenter.
                                    Jesus was a carpenter.
                                    Nothing more,
                                    nothing less.
                                    Your post count means nothing.

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                                    • 8 Characters
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 2336

                                      #19
                                      Jesus was a cross between these guys.

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                                      • BAKO
                                        Don’t be a short Imp
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 18483

                                        #20
                                        How sticky is that stuff
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                                        • WebairGerard
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                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 8113

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by psili
                                          Carpenter.
                                          Jesus was a carpenter.
                                          Nothing more,
                                          nothing less.
                                          Actually historians do not think Jesus or Joseph were carpenters at all and the belief that they were stems from mistakes in translating the bible from original languages.

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                                          • MrPinks
                                            Registered User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 1767

                                            #22
                                            This might not be proof but it is interesting in explaining why Jesus could have been an alien.

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