Would you masturbate if you had a deformed hand?

**nebula** · 12-29-2005, 03:26 PM

Definitely. I'd use it to do things that no other hand could, and then post about it to make everyone want one.

**NoCarrier** · 12-29-2005, 03:27 PM

No, I would use a deformed fleshlight instead.

**nofx** · 12-29-2005, 03:28 PM

i know he would

**Spunky** · 12-29-2005, 03:29 PM

You would just have to adapt somehow

**$5 submissions** · 12-29-2005, 03:30 PM

Hilarious topic. Reminds me of mal's threads.

**8 Characters** · 12-29-2005, 03:30 PM

would it be similar to making love with a retarted person?

**8 Characters** · 12-29-2005, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

No, I would use a deformed fleshlight instead.

THey have them now?

**gornyhuy** · 12-29-2005, 04:03 PM

What do you mean "if"?

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