Men and women of GFY: Spiderman or no Spiderman - that is the question?

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  • J$tyle$
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2003
    • 11500

    #1

    Men and women of GFY: Spiderman or no Spiderman - that is the question?


    1 - When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

    Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

    2 - An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman above. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).

    OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!

    3 - The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.

    Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
    Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.






  • J$tyle$
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2003
    • 11500

    #2
    4 - This guy who does whatever a spider can.

    Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies

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    • Wiggles
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      • May 2004
      • 14423

      #3
      haha i need to try that, i likely won't survive to post results.
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      • seeric
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        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        you're a nasty little man.



        hahahaha. ah fuck it, so am i. i could never do that though. Yechhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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        • gornyhuy
          Chafed.
          • May 2002
          • 18041

          #5
          Nice one... thats new on me. You should try that in a shoot.

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            My spidey senses are tingleing..I'm trying that tonight!

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            • swoop
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              • Oct 2003
              • 3903

              #7
              the conversation with the two girls is classic.
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              • Ramos2
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                • Dec 2004
                • 11927

                #8
                I'll give that a try....
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                • GlydeGirl
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 1516

                  #9
                  While that certainly seems like a dramatic way to piss off your lover during sex, if a guy ever did that to me, I'd crab his cock and bite it hard! Don't fuck with me... just fuck me!

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                  • The Captain
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 1558

                    #10
                    that is toooooo funny I must try it
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                    • Xenophage
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 12122

                      #11
                      Sing My song Afterword or better yet make her sing it

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                      • MikeVega
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 12788

                        #12
                        I love #1 ... If i try that I'll get a beating ..


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                        • J$tyle$
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11500

                          #13
                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                          you're a nasty little man.



                          hahahaha. ah fuck it, so am i. i could never do that though. Yechhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

                          Styles. Big top secret plans for the Costa Rica Bash. Hit a brother up.


                          Neither would I - this post came out of the Duke Ambush.

                          He mentioned somethign abot the spider monkey position for filming so I asked him if he knew what the sipderman was

                          it's all clean fun ...

                          until you piss off your girl by flinging cum in her eye!

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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....

















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                            • Michaelious
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6720

                              #15
                              lol is that even real? lol

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                              • J$tyle$
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 11500

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....


                                :D
                                Yes he did!

                                LOL

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                                • gornyhuy
                                  Chafed.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041

                                  #17
                                  WTF is that pic?

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    figured I'd hep ya out and dress up this thread a bit.

                                    It needed it. :D


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                                    • Penthouse Tony
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 5835

                                      #19
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                                      • Babagirls
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                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 18812

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....


                                        omg thats hawt!




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                                        • J$tyle$
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 11500

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
                                          While that certainly seems like a dramatic way to piss off your lover during sex, if a guy ever did that to me, I'd crab his cock and bite it hard! Don't fuck with me... just fuck me!
                                          I can't see many guys trying this at home

                                          Funny to read tho

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                                          • J$tyle$
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 11500

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Sagi_AFF
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                                            • Just Mike
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 3726

                                              #23
                                              bahahahaha thats hilarious

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                                              • sickkittens
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                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 25100

                                                #24
                                                Reminds me of 'Silence of the Lambs'.

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                                                • tristan_D
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                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  I'm sensing a new niche here.
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                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 30307

                                                    #26
                                                    I Invented Cum tossing, it just needed a brandable new name.
                                                    Spiderman fit the bill.

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                                                    • Sosa
                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 40149

                                                      #27
                                                      oh jesus lol

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