once i was fucking driving and this fucking thing ran across the freeway in the desert and i fucking swerved and shit and fuck it was nuts. i woke up naked using a fucking cactus as a pillow out in the middle of nowhere. apparently i had done peyote the night before. i still have nightmares.
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I was 21. My girlfriend was nearly 3 weeks late, and the condom had broken twice in the previous month (think I had a bad batch).-D.
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i took about 60 shrooms and i was walking on the bridge 15kilometers far from place where i was, i found that few minutes after and i thought i never came back ... really ... oh sh*t, thanks friend for those lights taking me back ... ;)Comment
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i was busy fucking some obscure woman when a lamp, a heavy one, fell from the table and landed right beside her head
think about explaining THAT to the coronerComment
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A really bad car wreck that almost killed me was the scariest moment in my life.blah blah blahComment
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I was messing with my Motor on my car and the water pump snapped in half and the cooling fan broke in half and almost hit me in the face.
Lucky for me the intake radiator hose was in the way.ICQ:268731675Comment
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Having sex with a married woman. In her bedroom. While her husband was in the TV room watching a sporting event.
Nah, kidding, never happened.Comment
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I was a manager of a coffee shop, 10 black dudes robbed a supermarket close by and on their way out started shooting in the air and running in all directions
I can't say if I was scared or simply stupified, everybody else ducked for cover and I was the only one standing (with my mouth wide open)Comment
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Fear is relative. years ago I would have said it was having a gun pointed at me. Today I might say it was a bike wreck or having a chick tell me she was pregnant and I was the father.Comment
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I used to be a competitive pistol shooter and one day when I was practicing reloads, I stupidly kept my finger on the trigger and it fired while I had the gun right under my chin. The round must of barely cleared my face because dust from the ceiling was landing on my head and shoulders.
45 ACP too, scared the shit out of me.
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