Blonde at the Doctor's
Blonde at the Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"
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"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!" -
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Funny joke 
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A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, You're gonna get hair on your muffin"
"I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits too.".
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead get in a lift to go to their office. The brunette sees a suspicious pool of whitish liquid.
"Eww! That looks like sperm." says the brunette.
The redhead bends down and sniffs. "It smells like sperm," she says.
The blonde puts her finger in it and licks it. "Well it's nobody from this building!"
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A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
"Why are you wearing a 'Thank God it's Friday' T-shirt on Monday?"
"Oh no!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant: 'Tits Go In Front."
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the toilet?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the lav. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word lav at the dinner table
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
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Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!".
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