Reminder: If you're rich you have to refer to your cars/boats/etc as "TOYS"

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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648
    #1

    Reminder: If you're rich you have to refer to your cars/boats/etc as "TOYS"

    i.e. if you buy a 300k car, you have to be like "yo... check out my new toy (pics)"

    make sure that you play it off, like even if it were to get stolen or whatever you wouldn't even care... because it's NOTHING to you.. you could buy 10 of them in a heartbeat

    or like shaq does with his shoes, buy a new one every time you drive one

    btw: don't act too excited... don't wanna come off like it was an actual dent in your money stack
    I like turtles.
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    • Mike Okitch
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 4126
      #2
      You can tell the men from the boys by the size of their toys.
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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18648
          #3
          picked up a new toy yesterday,

          mclaren f1 .... it's okay....

          walked into the dealership and they all greet me by my first name "money"

          i guess i'll drive this one for a week or so.... whatever
          I like turtles.

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            • VIPimp
              Marina WILL have my babies!
              • May 2003
              • 9234
              #4
              can i refer to my kir as my toy?

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18648
                  #5
                  Originally posted by VIPimp
                  can i refer to my kir as my toy?
                  thats something you and your boyfriend are going to have to decide together


                  I like turtles.

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                    • VIPimp
                      Marina WILL have my babies!
                      • May 2003
                      • 9234
                      #6
                      bekonamish to-koonit

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648
                          #7
                          Originally posted by VIPimp
                          bekonamish to-koonit
                          for the people here who can't read persian.. let me translate

                          "why did you make a joke about my boyfriend? you know me and him are in a fight right now..."
                          I like turtles.

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                            • VIPimp
                              Marina WILL have my babies!
                              • May 2003
                              • 9234
                              #8
                              koshol

                              translate that

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                                • sonofsam
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 18648
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by VIPimp
                                  koshol

                                  translate that
                                  okay

                                  27/m/cali/submissive... but will also dominate... looking for bear 220 lbs and up+



                                  but yo... i think this is the wrong board for that kinda stuff
                                  I like turtles.

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                                    • VIPimp
                                      Marina WILL have my babies!
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 9234
                                      #10
                                      !!!!!!! 27????? !!!!!!!!!

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                                        • sonofsam
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 18648
                                          #11
                                          i dunno... thats what you wrote... you tell me
                                          I like turtles.

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                                            • VIPimp
                                              Marina WILL have my babies!
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 9234
                                              #12
                                              lol choose a reply and stick with it lol...

                                              degeh hasteh shodam azizam

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                                                • Love Sex
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 1905
                                                  #13
                                                  I just told my pilot he can keep the leer jet as a holiday gift. I needed a reason to get the lime green one.

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                                                    • JFK
                                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 67369
                                                      #14
                                                      what, no Cartoon???

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                                                        • sonofsam
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 18648
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Love Sex
                                                          I just told my pilot he can keep the leer jet as a holiday gift. I needed a reason to get the lime green one.
                                                          yah i have one of those toys, they're alright i guess...

                                                          whatever though... wouldn't phase me if i crashed it... unless i died... and that would be very unfortunate because fortune 500 would have to find a replacement on such short notice




                                                          and JFK: don't you worry, there are cartoons being made soon lol
                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                            • Manowar
                                                              jellyfish  
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 71528
                                                              #16
                                                              i just picked up a ferrari enzo

                                                              it's a great toy

                                                              i park it next to my sunseeker

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