SEO Tip #9 n/c

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  • 2HousePlague
    CURATOR
    • Jul 2004
    • 14572

    #1

    SEO Tip #9 n/c

    This is a funny one.

    I've been suggesting to you that SEO is very much like "courting" the spider, and how that then begins to assume the dimensions of a relationship.

    Relationships -- we ALL have them, and some with beings who thrall in making their desires unknowable to those who may satisfy them.

    The father too aloof, too official, too wrapped up in his work, who never notices that it his very demeanor that keeps the poor child away, and not her will. If only once he but looked her in the eye, she would run to him, and they would both be hugged.

    The beautiful woman, shrivelled under the heat lamps of men's desire. Thinking all attention greedy lust she wears a sardonic grimace on her face, quite hideous in effect. "There is a man there", I sometimes want to shout to her, but I never do. She'll either see him loving her from where she's never let him past, or she won't.


    Assumptions are poison. Yet we seem to make the wildest ones about the most important things.

    It was only after I made the Spider a whore that she truly began to do my bidding.


    2hp
    tada!
  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #2
    jesus christ your post give me a fucking headache

    YOU TRY WAYYYYY TO DAMN HARD HOMIE
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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43074

      #3
      Please pass me some of whatever it is you're smoking.

      So long as it's not crack.

      Spend you some brain.
      Email Me

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      • Basic_man
        Programming King Pin
        • Oct 2003
        • 27360

        #4
        SEO tip? WTF? I can't understand half of what you said :D
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        • 2HousePlague
          CURATOR
          • Jul 2004
          • 14572

          #5
          Originally posted by Basic_man
          SEO tip? WTF? I can't understand half of what you said :D
          Which half did you understand?
          tada!

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          • CamRabbit
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 577

            #6
            is this the Lawrence Connor guy?

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            • martinsc
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2005
              • 27043

              #7
              damn, what are you on?
              Make Money

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              • Ace-wtf
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 2983

                #8
                turn your spider into a whore

                Don't miss out on the new HYPE!!!
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                • INever
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 4028

                  #9
                  Fuck yeah. I'll have some of that. Fuck the spider whore bitch mistress. Fuck her hard so she twitches! Then maybe cuddle up softly with loveable sweet content in the morning. And remember some time to flash some cash.
                  Last edited by INever; 12-26-2005, 10:58 AM.
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