How did Jesus stay in such great shape ?

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  • -Turk-
    I gag on GFY Admin's cock!!!
    • Nov 2005
    • 350

    #1

    How did Jesus stay in such great shape ?

    I think it was all the cross training..

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    idiot

    .....
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.

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    • KingK7
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 6372

      #3
      They didnt have a McDonalds in Betlehem at the time.

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      • SoftFocus
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 255

        #4
        Red wine and Wafers


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        • Aquarius
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 4754

          #5
          http://poststuff4.entensity.net/1221...p?pic=sins.jpg

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          • Sarah_Jayne
            Now with more Jayne
            • Dec 2002
            • 40077

            #6
            fishes an loaves would do it for most of us

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            • Theo
              HAL 9000
              • May 2001
              • 34515

              #7
              go murder some kurd civilian

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              • mikesinner
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 5646

                #8
                He walked all over the mofo place in his mofo sandals

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                • -Turk-
                  I gag on GFY Admin's cock!!!
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 350

                  #9
                  I'm really surprised that religions have yet to capitalize from the whole diet craze these past few years .. you know, something along the lines of "South Nazareth Diet".

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
                    Now with more Jayne
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10
                    Originally posted by -Turk-
                    I'm really surprised that religions have yet to capitalize from the whole diet craze these past few years .. you know, something along the lines of "South Nazareth Diet".

                    What Would Jesus Eat and Weight loss God's Way

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                    • escorpio
                      doesn't fuck around.
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 23485

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mikesinner
                      He walked all over the mofo place in his mofo sandals
                      Yep, it was definately all the walking. Great way to stay healthy.
                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                      • -Turk-
                        I gag on GFY Admin's cock!!!
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 350

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                        I spoke to soon.

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                        • sumphatpimp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5235

                          #13
                          he paid all them painters to make him look good in their paintings.
                          actually he was a short fat guy with a bald head and a fat cigar, with druel running down his chin.

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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            in bible they never spoke of him eating

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                            • Yngwie
                              I am an Alien from space
                              • May 2003
                              • 11118

                              #15
                              simple, he didn't exist. It's easy to be in shape when you're a made up thing.
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