Happy Birthday God!

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  • p1mpdogg
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16714

    #1

    Happy Birthday God!

    hope its a good one.. sucks they tortured your son to death
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  • Shooting_Maniac1
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 417

    #2
    Originally posted by p1mpdogg
    hope its a good one.. sucks they tortured your son to death
    I think it should be.... "Happy birthday Jesus, hope its a good one.... sorry your Dad (God) is an asshole and sent you to be tortured to death."

    I think thats more accurate, but fuck it... whos really checking?


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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053

      #3
      Are you my daddy?
      icq 1904905

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      • DWB
        Registered User
        • Jul 2003
        • 31779

        #4
        Jesus,
        I'm really sorry your father has forsaken you. But thanks for dying for my sins. I needed that cause I sin quite a bit. Just fucked a deaf whore the other night. Sorry... I'm rambling again. I do that when I'm nervous. Anyhoo... Happy birthday! You rock, but your followers totally suck shaved goat balls.

        Love,
        DWB

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