08-23-2007, 05:56 PM
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Mostly retired
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 3,231
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Originally Posted by CDSmith
For me one of the biggest turnoffs is when the idiot camera guy pans up onto the guy's face and stays there for 10+ seconds before panning back. I mean really, you're wanking it and just about ready to pop and the camera moves away from the chick and the action in order to show the guy? Then after returning to the good stuff, 20 secons later it's "hey let's show the guy again!"... wtf??
If it were me running the cam I would barely if ever show the guy's face. You'd catch the odd glimpse here and there, but no long periods of shooting him and his face. A quick second or two is plenty. The audience is mostly hetero guys, and guys don't want to look at the fucking guy.
One other thing that annoys me is all the stupid chit chat that goes on with some of these people. Beforehand yap all you want, but once you get down into it I can't stand hearing comments from the dumbass behind the camera or laughing from the girls or even too loud and retarded grunting from the stuntdick. I DO want to hear the girl or girls moaning like it's the greatest fuck they ever had in their lives though. And not forced and fake sounding, but believable.
What bothers you about today's porn?
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Originally Posted by gleem
anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.
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What they said, plus: - Stupid fucking background music - I want to hear her moan, not Meatloaf's fucking tawdry tones
- Director's who feel the need to inform me of her "tight pussy" for twenty mintues without letting me judge if it's tight
- Fourty minute close ups of a pussy getting pounded - I bought porn because I wanted to see a real human woman's expression as she got pounded, otherwise I'd drill a fucking hole in the wall and get going
- Male porn actors who feel the need to constantly be louder than their female counterpart, just because they know the camera won't pan to them
There's probably more, but I need to do some "research" first.  |
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