All my ex girlfriends are getting pregnant these days...

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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    All my ex girlfriends are getting pregnant these days...

    I'm starting to feel old
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • Lycanthrope
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 4517

    #2
    Wait till they start having hysterectomies

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792

      #3
      Just be glad it isn't your current girlfriend...


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      • DickShoke
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2003
        • 1236

        #4
        Originally posted by Libertine
        I'm starting to feel old
        exactly...this means your getting to that age where you need to start looking to settle down and get a family yourself. i'm in the same boat as you. 28 years old and all my exgirlfriends are either getting pregnant or getting married. all my guy friends are starting to get married also. it's time to grow up for me is what i've been thinking more and more lately.
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        • Baal.PitBull
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 205

          #5
          damn you're right man. At 20 something you should really be looking to invest in something like a rocker or a walker.
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          • Casa Nova
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2007
            • 2867

            #6
            lol Just be glad it isn't your's.. but on that note, once your friends are out getting married etc, it's usually a sign that it will soon come for you.

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            • BuggyG
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 4179

              #7
              damn.. ship em over to me
              i'll shoot scenes with them! hehehe

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94013

                #8
                Feel lucky! You're a free man, uh?

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                • Sansa
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 293

                  #9
                  Late 20's is when most womens' "ticking clock" turns into a time bomb. They start thinking if they don't settle and have babies immediately their life will lose its purpose. Get used to it, that's how it is. Also be aware of it since at this age womens perception of things is more skewed than it usually is and they all have an agenda. They might not be aware of it but they do. They will play a super powerful mindfuck with you and before you know you'll be all "settled in" with them. It's a fucking trap. I speak from experience, I am super lucky to get out of one with only minor bruises.
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                  • headless ghost
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2005
                    • 893

                    #10
                    well if you want we can get you on Murray Povich and you can play "who is the Daddy?"

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DickShoke
                      exactly...this means your getting to that age where you need to start looking to settle down and get a family yourself. i'm in the same boat as you. 28 years old and all my exgirlfriends are either getting pregnant or getting married. all my guy friends are starting to get married also. it's time to grow up for me is what i've been thinking more and more lately.
                      Same thing here.

                      I'm 25, but every girlfriend I've had over the past 8 years or so seems to be pregnant and engaged or married by now. My male friends, meanwhile, are all in serious relationships, have regular jobs, etc.

                      I, on the other hand, haven't even finished university yet, don't have a job (though I make more money than any of my friends - gotta love the internet), and haven't ever been in a "serious" relationship with anyone I considered getting married to or having children with.

                      I'm starting to feel like that guy in Knocked Up
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        then just be happy for them...
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                        • jalami
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 845

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DickShoke
                          exactly...this means your getting to that age where you need to start looking to settle down and get a family yourself. i'm in the same boat as you. 28 years old and all my exgirlfriends are either getting pregnant or getting married. all my guy friends are starting to get married also. it's time to grow up for me is what i've been thinking more and more lately.
                          Don't fall for the peer pressure! Not bowing to peer pressure shows true maturity.
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                          • Oracle Porn
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 24433

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Libertine
                            Same thing here.

                            I'm 25, but every girlfriend I've had over the past 8 years or so seems to be pregnant and engaged or married by now. My male friends, meanwhile, are all in serious relationships, have regular jobs, etc.

                            I, on the other hand, haven't even finished university yet, don't have a job (though I make more money than any of my friends - gotta love the internet), and haven't ever been in a "serious" relationship with anyone I considered getting married to or having children with.

                            I'm starting to feel like that guy in Knocked Up
                            funny, I'm 20 and I'm with my gf for over 1 year and we live together....


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                            • Violetta
                              Affiliate
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 28735

                              #15
                              1 of 2 ex girls has kids...
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                              • BuggyG
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 4179

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jalami
                                Don't fall for the peer pressure! Not bowing to peer pressure shows true maturity.
                                YEAH!!! don't give into peer pressure unless your friends tell ya too!!

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                                • Ben - AWEmpire
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 77

                                  #17
                                  Yeah its like:
                                  1. I hate you
                                  2. Im leaving the country with my new boyfriend
                                  3. We broke up, because im pregnant, and you're the father
                                  4. Ok im not pregnant, didnt have a boyfriend, i wanted to get you back, I love you
                                  <some time passes>
                                  5. Disappears! (and now we are free...)

                                  You can add some ' I'll commit suicide ' & co.

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                                  • tranza
                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    News flash: you ARE old.

                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                      News flash: you ARE old.

                                      Isn't 25 supposed to be young?
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                      • Sosa
                                        In Tushy Land
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 40149

                                        #20
                                        well are you the daddy of any of em?

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                                        • Aquarius
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4754

                                          #21
                                          I know what you're talking, all my friends are getting married now.

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                                          • tomeatsdinner
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 262

                                            #22
                                            You are lucky its not yours.. But if you want to be a dad you start working it out..

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                                            • riabanana
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 313

                                              #23
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                                              • Devin
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 121

                                                #24
                                                They're are just trying to get your attention. That's how far women
                                                are willing to go to play the game. Tell them you are not coming back
                                                no matter what they do. Call they're bluff, tell them to get married!

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                                                • BlackCrayon
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 19634

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DickShoke
                                                  exactly...this means your getting to that age where you need to start looking to settle down and get a family yourself. i'm in the same boat as you. 28 years old and all my exgirlfriends are either getting pregnant or getting married. all my guy friends are starting to get married also. it's time to grow up for me is what i've been thinking more and more lately.
                                                  Why do so many people fall into this kind of thinking? I'm 29 and seeing the same things and my girlfriend is always bugging me that we aren't married, aren't having kids. My little sister is going to have a baby in 2 days but just because others are doing it...why should i?

                                                  Do it because its something you want, not because its "time to grow up". You'll just get yourself into something you regret.
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                                                  • polish_aristocrat
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 40377

                                                    #26
                                                    I feel ya...

                                                    just two days ago someone asked me if im not getting married yet...
                                                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                    • frostyimpressions
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 918

                                                      #27
                                                      All my cousins who are younger than me are getting knocked up. They call me the spinster of the family.
                                                      Lisa

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                                                      • Libertine
                                                        sex dwarf
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 17860

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                        I feel ya...

                                                        just two days ago someone asked me if im not getting married yet...
                                                        Could be worse. Once or twice a week, my mother feels the need to tell me that she wants grandchildren
                                                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                        • rvincent
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 431

                                                          #29
                                                          2 months ago I learnt my 1st GF now has 2 grand-kids... :-)
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                                                          • irinasp
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 2160

                                                            #30
                                                            just be happy for them) it's their life and they can do whatever they want! never look at what others do, live your own life!!!

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                                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                              • 14470

                                                              #31
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                                                              • fluffygrrl
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2006
                                                                • 2187

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DickShoke
                                                                exactly...this means your getting to that age where you need to start looking to settle down and get a family yourself.
                                                                that is such bullshit. nobody NEEDs to "settle down". it's the settle down that needs everybody it can get.

                                                                unless society starts paying top bucks for settling down, they can shove the spam.

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