Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf who works in a show called Circus Of Horrors was horrified when he accidentally glued himself to a vacuum cleaner. The mistake happened after he misread instructions on the packet of superglue.
Captain Dan pulls the vacuum cleaner across the stage using his penis but an attachment came loose on the vacuum and he had to glue it back on. The accident happened when he waited only 20 seconds for it to dry and not the 20 minutes needed.
Hospital staff managed to remove the attachment after an hour but Dan said "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life...wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up."
Source: www.metro.co.uk
Captain Dan pulls the vacuum cleaner across the stage using his penis but an attachment came loose on the vacuum and he had to glue it back on. The accident happened when he waited only 20 seconds for it to dry and not the 20 minutes needed.
Hospital staff managed to remove the attachment after an hour but Dan said "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life...wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up."
Source: www.metro.co.uk
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