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George: I am calling from the money transfer.
Answerer: The what?
George: The Eastern European money transfer.
Answerer: Eastern European money transfer?
George: Yes. It says here, on the computer, that you have... er... 86,000 Ugandan Dollars waiting to be paid directly into your bank account
Answerer: Oh yeah?
George: It seems that you have answered all the security questions correctly, but you have a little trouble getting access to it
Answerer: To what?
George: To your bank account
Answerer: Oh yeah?
George: Yeah. I just need to obtain your sort code and account number and we can...
Answerer: You're having a fucking laugh!
George: I beg your pardon?
Answerer: You're calling me up, making out that I've won some money, and you want my bank acc... are you kidding?
George: Nobody has... there is no prize draw here, Sir...
Answerer: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you?
George: Somebody has paid the monies into your bank account, Sir
Answerer: Somebody has paid 86 what...?
George: Ugandan dollars
Answerer: Well what is that... what is that... what is that in sterling?
George: At the current exchange rate, the Ugandan monies would translate into approximately.... seventeen pounds fifty-two pence
Answerer: Seventeen pounds fifty-two pence and you want my sort code?
George: And account number, Sir
Answerer: You've got no chance!
George: But, Sir! We have 86,000 Ugandan dollars standing by, waiting to be paid into your bank account!
Answerer: I don't care! I don't even know who you are!
George: Well basically, Sir, if we do not pay the monies into your account, we have to charge you storage, because we have to keep the monies here
Answerer: Have to charge me storage? What are you on about?
George: Sir, we need your bank account details
Answerer: You want my bank account details?
George: Yes
Answerer: How's about this? Fuck off
George: Is that the sort code, Sir?

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