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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #51
    Nothing beats doggy style!

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    • neverlearn
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 2085

      #52
      the doggie position psychologically is for men that like to over power the women or get that feeling...I love it
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      • Stacey_JoinRightNow
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2005
        • 6269

        #53
        Originally posted by Mogulman
        The Rodeo

        Start from the doggy style position, grab your girlfriend's arms and pull back on them. So she'll have her arms spread out wide and you're hanging onto her wrists supporting her weight. Once you have her in the position, fuck her as hard as possible, say "Your sister was a lot better last night", and then try to hang on.

        Caution: potentially violent outcome


        now thats the most violent position I have ever heard!

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        • Marshal
          Biz Dev and SEO
          • Jun 2005
          • 15226

          #54
          missionary pose do the work... with her legs on my back... :D
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          • mastermikex
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 301

            #55
            a variation of the Rodeo is telling her that you have some STD, like herpes or the clap or AIDS or something...especially effective if you're barebacking it

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            • Vitasoy
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Oct 2003
              • 58202

              #56
              Originally posted by JMan
              lol... that was great! haha


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              • megatgpdotnet
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2004
                • 1296

                #57
                LMAO!

                Post more positions, this is damn too funny :D
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                • Violetta
                  Affiliate
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735

                  #58
                  hahahahaha @ biff
                  M&A Queen

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                  • JoeB612
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 90

                    #59
                    Quotoes from sexualpositionsfree.com:

                    Hot Carl: or is it Hot Karl? A hot carl is when one person squats over the other and shits in his or her mouth. I don't know who thinks these things up but I think they must masturbate to some pretty weird stuff.

                    Why can't we all just agree to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's breast or to that scene from The Last Seduction with the chain link fence. Come on people, let's get it together. Stop masturbating to thoughts of pooping in other peoples mouths. It just isn't right. Next time, think about that girl Charlotte from Sex in the City during the episode when she says "Fuck me fucker!" in a very non-prissy way. Awww yeah, now that was some sexy dirty talk. It works for me.

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                    • JoeB612
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 90

                      #60
                      not to be confused with the drink Hot Carl:

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                      1 oz Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila
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                      Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

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                      • Ramos2
                        Custom User Title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 11927

                        #61
                        The Korean Basket
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                        • JoeB612
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 90

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Ramos
                          The Korean Basket
                          Ramos, what the hell is the Korean Basket??

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                          • Daymare
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 2674

                            #63
                            gotta go with a blumpkin here

                            wikipedia definition
                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blumpkin

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                            • sfera
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 8597

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Ramos
                              boys have a penis and girls have a vagina


                              no shit lol

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                              • Screaming
                                I can change this!!!!!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 18972

                                #65
                                Cute thread lol.

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                                • TinaBallina
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 922

                                  #66
                                  Funny how this thread did not get as many posts as I thought?
                                  TinaBallina

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                                  • Jennyfer
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 1708

                                    #67
                                    Great positions guys! haha
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                                    • SleazyDream
                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470

                                      #68
                                      i think tina's horny
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                      • TinaBallina
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 922

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                        i think tina's horny
                                        You know it...........xo
                                        TinaBallina

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                                        • noize
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 322

                                          #70
                                          The Dutch Flat
                                          The girl lays flat on her back, the guy stradles her chest with his cock in her mouth. While she is blowing him he sits on her tits and takes a dump so the shit flattens out between his ass and her tits.
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                                          • TheJimmy
                                            ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 10747

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            Nothing beats doggy style!
                                            except doggy style, with a thumb lodged deeply in their ass...

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                                            • tristan_D
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 7865

                                              #72
                                              this thread should have been more fun with pics.
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                                              • JoeB612
                                                Registered User
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 90

                                                #73
                                                Tina wouldnt sign the 2257...

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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640

                                                  #74
                                                  i love the "dirty sanchez" move.

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                                                  • Bluewire Ross
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 2169

                                                    #75
                                                    Check this our. Might be something you wanna try soon
                                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...t=sex+position

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