Originally Posted by bronco67

There's this stuff I drank before my colonoscopy called phospha soda. You can buy it in the drug store. The night before my procedure, I had to drink a bootle of this stuff with a gallon of water.

First, you need to be sitting down when you drink this stuff. It will bring you to your knees. Imagine squeezing 1000 lemons and mix it with a sack of buttholes. Worst ever.

Anyway, be near the john, because if you have to go up or down stairs you will not make it. Everything starts coming out. You keep drinking water until basically about 2 hours later you're butt is squirting jets of water that is so clean it sparkles like the fucking Nile river.

You're not shitting the whole 2 hours -- it comes in waves every 20 minutes or so.

Give it a try and report back....