So I was talking to a friend who knows what I do. He said he hasn't talked to me about an issue he has before because it's embarrassing. Anyway he proceeds to tell me him and his GF are about to break up because he can only last about 4 minutes in bed. And he is asking for my help finding a solution to the problem.
I told him I'd help him out no problem - there's tools out there to condition for sex, prolong it, be harder etc.
So anyway later in the day we are shopping (I had some last minute xmas presents to get) and I asked if he finished all his shopping. He then said he was Jewish. I was like "Oh wow... well I had no idea. I'm sorry if I offended you."
He goes "Nah why would I be offended?"
Me: "Yeah, I suppose. Anyway at least we know now why you only last 4 minutes in bed, Santa hates you."
Badumchhhhh!!!
I told him I'd help him out no problem - there's tools out there to condition for sex, prolong it, be harder etc.
So anyway later in the day we are shopping (I had some last minute xmas presents to get) and I asked if he finished all his shopping. He then said he was Jewish. I was like "Oh wow... well I had no idea. I'm sorry if I offended you."
He goes "Nah why would I be offended?"
Me: "Yeah, I suppose. Anyway at least we know now why you only last 4 minutes in bed, Santa hates you."
Badumchhhhh!!!
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