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"I thought we did away with scurvy like 400 years ago but I guess not, because Jenna Jameson was seen in Malibu doing ... whatever the hell this all is. I do give her points for confidence though because if I was a girl and I was built like a back scratcher, I would spend less time prancing around in bikinis and more time eating cookie dough until I gained enough weight to look mostly human. As it is now she looks like a duck. Don't get me wrong, I like ducks as much as the next little girl does, but I can count on one hand the times I've rented pornos about them."
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