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  • KingK7
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 6372

    #1

    There is a lump in my balls

    I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
    Sure hope its not cancer...

    Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...
  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20013

    #2
    Could be a hernia... do any heavy lifting? Don't freak dude
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    • KingK7
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 6372

      #3
      Originally posted by Harmon
      Could be a hernia... do any heavy lifting? Don't freak dude
      I am sure it's nothing, just felt a bit weird.
      I am gonna go get it checked I think, better safe than sorry...

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      • CamRabbit
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 577

        #4
        Sounds like cancer.

        Can i have your stereo?

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        • Harmon
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          • Mar 2004
          • 20013

          #5
          Originally posted by CamRabbit
          Sounds like cancer.

          Can i have your stereo?
          No, but you can have his surfboard. You know how to use that like a pro-jock
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          • KingK7
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 6372

            #6
            Originally posted by CamRabbit
            Sounds like cancer.

            Can i have your stereo?

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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714

              #7
              Originally posted by KingK7
              I am sure it's nothing, just felt a bit weird.
              I am gonna go get it checked I think, better safe than sorry...
              VERY smart move man!

              I'm sure it's nothing too.

              But testicular cancer is one of those things that if you catch it early it's not a big deal to get treated. Ignore it and you're dead.

              Better safe than sorry (aka dead).

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              • OneHungLo
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2001
                • 40902

                #8
                Probably nothing, but best to have it checked out. I've had that before, turned out it was just an infection ( not an STD )

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                • FlogTheLog
                  CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 3842

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KingK7
                  I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
                  Sure hope its not cancer...

                  Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...
                  just wait about aweek to see if it goes away. might not be anything.. but dont stress out over it.. if you can still feel it after a week or so, go and see ya doc

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                  • CamRabbit
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 577

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                    But testicular cancer is one of those things that if you catch it early it's not a big deal to get treated.
                    Yeah it's pretty easy actually. They just cut your balls off.

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                    • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1908

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CamRabbit
                      Yeah it's pretty easy actually. They just cut your balls off.

                      Listen to camrabbit! He knows what it is like to have his nuts ripped off and what life is like without any balls.

                      Since even that fruit loop thinks it is ?pretty easy? to have your nuts torn off, then hell, it should be cake for any normal man.

                      I bet it isn?t anything anyway. At least you have camrabbit to assure you that a nutless existence isn?t as bad as you might think it might be.


                      Hell, I bet it isn't anything anyway.

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                      • aflex
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 3127

                        #12
                        could be a cyst
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                        • CamRabbit
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 577

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
                          Listen to camrabbit! He knows what it is like to have his nuts ripped off and what life is like without any balls.

                          Since even that fruit loop thinks it is ?pretty easy? to have your nuts torn off, then hell, it should be cake for any normal man.

                          I bet it isn?t anything anyway. At least you have camrabbit to assure you that a nutless existence isn?t as bad as you might think it might be.


                          Hell, I bet it isn't anything anyway.
                          Are you retarded?

                          Serious question.

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                          • BVF
                            Black Vagina Finder
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 13975

                            #14
                            I found one before...I went to have my nuts put on an ultrasound...Everything is A-ok

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                            • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1908

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CamRabbit
                              Are you retarded?

                              Serious question.
                              Hey my nutless GFY poster! How is life without testicles? Do you sense any difference or were you pretty much a fag before your nuts were ripped off?

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                              • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 1908

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                Are you retarded?

                                Serious question.

                                As a regular dude, I?m proud of your nutless existence! You should be proud as well. Not just because you inspire those men who want to be women, but because you go on and excel as a man who loves men, without balls. Most men (who love men) desire to have your state of mind, my nutless buddy.

                                The regular dudes salute you because you seem to keep the men (who love men) away! Thanks for all you do, and for being so proud you empty nutsack!

                                All of us regular men appreciate your effeminate existence.

                                I wish you a short life so your pain can end my friend!

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                                • Harmon
                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 20013

                                  #17
                                  He's not worth it man. He is just a useless surfer.
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                                  • tony299
                                    lurker
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 57021

                                    #18
                                    Go To A Doctor

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                                    • Redrob
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 4791

                                      #19
                                      As a precaution, I have a 38DD nurse who is an expert at finding breast cancers come in once a month and inspect my balls just to be sure.

                                      While she is at it, I have her check out the rest of the equipment as well. Stictly professional, I assure you.

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                                      • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 1908

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Harmon
                                        He's not worth it man. He is just a useless surfer.

                                        But it is so much fun!

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                                        • Rob
                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 13310

                                          #21
                                          If it's on the top of your balls then its probably your dick.

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                                          • Marshal
                                            Biz Dev and SEO
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 15227

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                            Are you retarded?

                                            Serious question.
                                            No, you are the one who's retarted! This man might be really sick and you are making fun of it! You should be ashamed!
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                                            • BAKO
                                              Don’t be a short Imp
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 18483

                                              #23
                                              CamFag is an Idiot doesnt everybody know by now
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                                              • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 1908

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by XXX-BAKO
                                                CamFag is an Idiot doesnt everybody know by now
                                                CamFaggot?

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                                                • d00t
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 3766

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BVF
                                                  I found one before...I went to have my nuts put on an ultrasound...Everything is A-ok
                                                  same.. kinda strange having some dude playing with your balls ... it can be a bunch of things so dont stress. ;)

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                                                  • Violetta
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                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 28735

                                                    #26
                                                    get it checked!
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                                                    • Tricksy
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                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 2601

                                                      #27
                                                      go see the doctor ASAP.


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                                                      • jerzeemedia
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 1532

                                                        #28
                                                        Hmm....could just be part of your bod bro, but STILL go see a freakin doctor.. not an area to neglect at all if you value it one bit
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                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 42635

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by KingK7
                                                          I just felt it now, while fondling myself in front of my laptop.
                                                          Sure hope its not cancer...

                                                          Could just be that I havent gotten laid in a while...
                                                          It could be a hydocele. I had one. Simple operation. I would go to your dr's office, and have them do that ice cold gel on the nads thing (medical term slips my mind since I just woke up).. oh yeah, sonigram.. Anyways, you will get ice cold gel on the nads .

                                                          Then if it's a hydocele, simple outpatient, a few weeks of bed rest, all betta.

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                                                          • adultchica
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                            • 5141

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                                            Sounds like cancer.

                                                            Can i have your stereo?



                                                            And to King7
                                                            I hope that you are okay, get it checked out. My dad had a hernia and after the surgery everything was all good that was 10 yrs ago. Good luck

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                                                            • dissipate
                                                              The Dirty Frenchman
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 8904

                                                              #31
                                                              Just chop your balls off

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                                                              • Manowar
                                                                jellyfish  
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 71528

                                                                #32
                                                                go to a doctor asap to get it check out yo

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                                                                • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 1908

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Try not to worry. I know you probably can't help but worry.


                                                                  Just wait until you have the (natural) high for days after your doctor tells you it's nothing to worry about. Good luck!

                                                                  Wouldn't it be nice if your doctor actually prescribed simply, "getting laid" twice a day, for the next six months?

                                                                  You could just walk up to any hot girl and show her the prescription and there is no way she could turn you down.

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                                                                  • Realpascal
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                                    • 2119

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                                                    Sounds like cancer.

                                                                    Can i have your stereo?

                                                                    Best laugh I've had today..

                                                                    However, I hope it's nothing serious man..
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                                                                    • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 1908

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Realpascal

                                                                      Best laugh I've had today..

                                                                      However, I hope it's nothing serious man..
                                                                      Your sig pic is very nice! Scary, but interesting. I can't remember the last time I actually looked at a sig. You got me with that!

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                                                                      • Realpascal
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                        • 2119

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                                        Your sig pic is very nice! Scary, but interesting. I can't remember the last time I actually looked at a sig. You got me with that!
                                                                        I stole it.. but thanks anyway !
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                                                                        • loverboy
                                                                          When it rains, it pours
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 20609

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                          Just chop your balls off

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                                                                          • Marshal
                                                                            Biz Dev and SEO
                                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                                            • 15227

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i hope this motherfucker, camfag got his ban by now...
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                                                                            • BVF
                                                                              Black Vagina Finder
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 13975

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by d00t
                                                                              same.. kinda strange having some dude playing with your balls ... it can be a bunch of things so dont stress. ;)
                                                                              It was a female who was scanning my balls and even if it was a dude, I wouldn't care...I thought I had CANCER...When you think you have testicular cancer, you don't give two shits who's fondling your balls as long as everything turns out OK in the end.

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                                                                              • Th!nk
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                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 6996

                                                                                #40
                                                                                better go get some professional help dude before it's too late

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