Which one of you Sponsors knows how to Treat a Woman Right at Xmas Time???? (DRAMA)

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  • Shapette
    Registered User
    • Dec 2004
    • 67

    #1

    Which one of you Sponsors knows how to Treat a Woman Right at Xmas Time???? (DRAMA)

    ... So the doorbell rang AGAIN today. (6th time this week.) It was FedEx.
    Surprise, surprise... ANOTHER package for SHAP from someone in the industry.
    So I sit and watch while he opens 'his' boxes. Then, I sit by patiently while he plays with 'his' new toys.

    Well today, I've officially had enough and I am not keeping quiet any longer.

    I have a question. Why are all the Xmas gifts aimed at pleasing the GUYS? Last time I checked there were a few HOT BUSINESS CHICKS in this industry!

    Listen up, I am also the owner of Twistys. I work just as hard as Shap. Why is it that nobody sent ME a pair of diamond earrings for Xmas?
    Nobody sent ME a Cartier pen?
    Nobody sent ME a massage at my local spa?
    Nobody even sent an Xmas card with my name on it! Everything just goes to Shap. A Plasma tv for Shap. An Xbox360 for Shap. A PSP for Shap. 2 fancy pens for Shap. Tons of chocolates for Shap. 2 ipods for Shap. Bah! Right now I say SHAP and all these "MAN GIFTS"!! hehe

    Can somebody tell me WHY this industry is kissing HIS butt and nobody is even trying to indulge me with one, measly ass-kissing feminine holiday sentiment? Heck, I'd settle for a pair of socks at this point!

    I have the power to redirect signups wherever I want them to go. Remember, I AM THE Owner of Twistys, Thumbzilla, BigBreastLovers, SexApe, Picwarehouse. Somebody show me the LOVE and I'll show you the SIGNUPS.

    Ok, so which of you sponsors has the BALLS to step it up and TREAT THIS LADY!?


    xoxo
    Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #2
    Ummm.... I will keep my mouth shut here
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      All I got was another lump of coal

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      • Deputy Chief Command
        Deputy Chief Command
        • Nov 2005
        • 4482

        #4
        I can send you a dildo if you want ?

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        • Eric
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2000
          • 8818

          #5
          maybe they are saving everything for Xmas day... Seeing that xmas is not over yet.
          No One

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          • bigdog
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 6964

            #6
            what sponsor is giving away plasmas as gifts?

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            • Shapette
              Registered User
              • Dec 2004
              • 67

              #7
              P.s. Videosz... I do all our accounting. I know for a FACT I have sent you over 100k worth of business this year. Same with AEBN. More than 100 grand this year! If you haven't sent our Xmas gifts yet, ERASE Shap's name and put mine on there instead. See list above!

              This goes for all our other sponsors too!
              Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

              I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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              • Shap
                Confirmed User
                • May 2001
                • 8313

                #8

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                • AdultMegaCash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1017

                  #9
                  Hey for traffic and signups like you are saying message me at 703 032 or e mail [email protected] and i'll deff take care of you and send out some nice female related gifts.
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                  • Harmon
                    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 20012

                    #10
                    I sale used butt beads
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                    • Dalai lama
                      Strength and Honor
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 16540

                      #11
                      I bet this thread will have some good result on your doorbell ring ;)

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                      • Shap
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2001
                        • 8313

                        #12
                        Xmas Gifts from Sponsors ROCK!

                        Babe, just because Mallcom sent those 4 dildos and 3 vibrators in November doesn't mean you can't consider it an XMAS gift.
                        Last edited by Shap; 12-16-2005, 05:31 PM.

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                        • Shapette
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 67

                          #13
                          Hey Shap, tell everyone how that 'STAY HARD' cream Ric (Mallcom) sent you hasn't been working!!!!!
                          Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

                          I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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                          • chompers
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 189

                            #14
                            Whoooooooooooo Whooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
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                            • Makingcoin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 8919

                              #15
                              Originally posted by shap
                              Xmas Gifts from Sponsors ROCK!

                              Babe, just because Mallcom sent those 4 dildos and 3 vibrators in November doesn't mean you can't consider it an XMAS gift.
                              HAHAHAA.. so she did get gifts.

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                              • Harmon
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 20012

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dalai lama
                                I bet this thread will have some good result on your doorbell ring ;)
                                I have a feeling that is the point... but as Pete Griffin would say,

                                "It could have been the dollar bills you stuffed down her thorat... it could have been when you hit her with a bar stool... I don't know, I'm not a Doctor."
                                [email protected]

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                                • Sly
                                  Let's do some business!
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 31379

                                  #17
                                  How would you like a gift basket from Bath & Body Works?

                                  Situations like this are why its important to know the people you do business with. Personalized gifts are always very, very nice.
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                                  • Shap
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                                    • May 2001
                                    • 8313

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Harmon
                                    I have a feeling that is the point... but as Pete Griffin would say,

                                    "It could have been the dollar bills you stuffed down her thorat... it could have been when you hit her with a bar stool... I don't know, I'm not a Doctor."
                                    It's been the 12 days of Christmas for me these past 2 weeks and I love it

                                    I think she's feeling left out and just wishes someone would at least add her name to the Xmas Cards.

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                                    • Shap
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 8313

                                      #19
                                      And they say Post counts don't mean shit.

                                      Shap: 2085 Posts = XMAS GIFTS WOOOHOOOO
                                      Shapette: 39 Posts = WHO DAT????

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                                      • Shapette
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 67

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sly
                                        How would you like a gift basket from Bath & Body Works?

                                        Situations like this are why its important to know the people you do business with. Personalized gifts are always very, very nice.
                                        Ahhhhhhhhhh now you're talkin'!! Sweeeeeet! xoxo
                                        Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

                                        I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          How about if I offer to optimize the next one of these ( http://www.pradult.com/2005/12/04/tw...-of-the-month/ - http://www.pradult.com/2005/11/01/tw...-of-the-month/ - http://www.pradult.com/2005/10/05/tw...-of-the-month/ ) that comes across my desk, and do it in your name?

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                                          • Sly
                                            Let's do some business!
                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 31379

                                            #22
                                            Here's something I'm sure Shapette would love and appreciate.

                                            http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...entPage=family

                                            Or maybe something as simple as this (its the thought that counts!)

                                            http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...entPage=family
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                                            • Shapette
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 67

                                              #23
                                              Any other "Business Babes" seeing the same thing from sponsors? Here is a short list:

                                              PK, Vanilla Deville, Naughty Allie, Sharon (Mrs. Worldsex/AL4A), tASSy, KimmyKim, Odie, Sunny Leone, Sarah (Mrs. Drinking Harder), Punker Barbie, Lady Mischief.... ????

                                              Any of you gals getting 'female' gifts?
                                              Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

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                                              • Snake Doctor
                                                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                • Mar 2001
                                                • 13449

                                                #24
                                                How about something personalized like a T-shirt embroidered with your initials?

                                                sig too big

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                                                • Shap
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 8313

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                  How about something personalized like a T-shirt embroidered with your initials?


                                                  Good One.

                                                  You going to Vegas?

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                                                  • VIPimp
                                                    Marina WILL have my babies!
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 9234

                                                    #26
                                                    Start promoting FreakBucks.com on your tgps and I will send YOU a gift and traffic to Twistys

                                                    Lots of hosted gals, micro niche sites that convert, up to $35 per trial < / endspam >

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                                                    • Tom_PM
                                                      Porn Meister
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 16443

                                                      #27
                                                      Uh oh!
                                                      Shap, I think I'm in love with your wife based solely on this thread!

                                                      Great thread, Shapette, you tell em!
                                                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                      • Shapette
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 67

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by VIPimp
                                                        Start promoting FreakBucks.com on your tgps and I will send YOU a gift and traffic to Twistys

                                                        Lots of hosted gals, micro niche sites that convert, up to $35 per trial < / endspam >
                                                        KOUSHY!!!!! Great seeing you at the Mansion. Will you be in Vegas? Let's hook up and talk some biz. I will give your program a try.
                                                        Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

                                                        I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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                                                        • Snake Doctor
                                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 13449

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by shap
                                                          Good One.

                                                          You going to Vegas?
                                                          Nah we're going to pass....we think it's ridiculous to have both shows at the same time.

                                                          We're planning on making it to Phoenix though.
                                                          sig too big

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                                                          • Shap
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 8313

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                            Nah we're going to pass....we think it's ridiculous to have both shows at the same time.

                                                            We're planning on making it to Phoenix though.
                                                            Well I won't have to worry about show crowds, I'll be in the VENETIAN and Caesars Shops buying Beth Gifts. Every Xmas gift I get from sponsors is another day at the shops in Vegas. If this keeps up I'll have to fly to LA before coming back home

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                                                            • VIPimp
                                                              Marina WILL have my babies!
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 9234

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Shapette
                                                              KOUSHY!!!!! Great seeing you at the Mansion. Will you be in Vegas? Let's hook up and talk some biz. I will give your program a try.
                                                              heh, wrong Kourosh "koushy", sorry.

                                                              But I will be in Vegas and hope to meet you...

                                                              hopefully you will still give my program a try.

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                                                              • Shap
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 8313

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by VIPimp
                                                                heh, wrong Kourosh "koushy", sorry.

                                                                But I will be in Vegas and hope to meet you...

                                                                hopefully you will still give my program a try.
                                                                LOL Oh no she's lost her mind and is now calling Strangers by cutey nick names.

                                                                This has gone WAY TOO FAR!

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                                                                • Shapette
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 67

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by VIPimp
                                                                  heh, wrong Kourosh "koushy", sorry.

                                                                  But I will be in Vegas and hope to meet you...

                                                                  hopefully you will still give my program a try.
                                                                  OMG I apologize! I didn't know there was more than one 'Kourosh' posting on this board! No worries, I will still give your program a try. P.S. Is it OK if I call you 'Koush2'?
                                                                  Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

                                                                  I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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                                                                  • VIPimp
                                                                    Marina WILL have my babies!
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 9234

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by shap
                                                                    LOL Oh no she's lost her mind and calling Strangers by cutey nick names.
                                                                    haha... happens all the time, ppl mistake me with "Krosh", we are both named Kourosh however I go by Cory... what confuses ppl is my AIM handle which is VIPkourush...

                                                                    you can still call me Koushy tho haha.

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                                                                    • VIPimp
                                                                      Marina WILL have my babies!
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 9234

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Shapette
                                                                      OMG I apologize! I didn't know there was more than one 'Kourosh' posting on this board! No worries, I will still give your program a try. P.S. Is it OK if I call you 'Koush2'?
                                                                      lol no problem... you can call me whatever you like.

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                                                                      • Pipecrew
                                                                        Master of Gfy.com
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 14888

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Shap may have some explaining to do, we sent this to you in your name.

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                                                                        • Shap
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 8313

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                          maybe they are saving everything for Xmas day... Seeing that xmas is not over yet.
                                                                          LOL She's trying to get anything not sent yet changed to her name. I'm on to her little tricks.

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                                                                          • Shapette
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 67

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                            Shap may have some explaining to do, we sent this to you in your name.

                                                                            Listen "Pipey" (real name witheld for secrecy purposes and potential Xmas cash-in) We see you enough in Miami you could have 'hand' delivered it to me personally! OXO
                                                                            Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

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                                                                            • Shap
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 8313

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                              Shap may have some explaining to do, we sent this to you in your name.
                                                                              Thanks alot Pipecrew. I took it out of the box and was going to re-gift it and pass it off as my own gift. Thanks you are a real friend.

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                                                                              • Pipecrew
                                                                                Master of Gfy.com
                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                • 14888

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Shapette
                                                                                Listen "Pipey" (real name witheld for secrecy purposes and potential Xmas cash-in) We see you enough in Miami you could have 'hand' delivered it to me personally! OXO
                                                                                Next time you guys are in miami let us know and we will do something nice for you, just you! there you go! Shap can pay Nhl 2005 at my house.

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                                                                                • Pipecrew
                                                                                  Master of Gfy.com
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 14888

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Oh and that reminds me, Shap, next time you are in miami let me know, we have been hitting up NHL games like crazy here. We get great tickets because not many florida people like hockey and when the big name teams come through. Toronto, Ottawa, Detroit lastnight.

                                                                                  http://www.floridapanthers.com/ticke...shtml#December

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                                                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 11500

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Love this thread!!!

                                                                                    LMFAO!!!

                                                                                    Shapette - you know I've had love for you FOR YEARS (platonic that is ) but now I think I love you more!

                                                                                    See you both in Vegas

                                                                                    Shapette is a stone cold ette

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                                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 30307

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Shapette
                                                                                      Hey Shap, tell everyone how that 'STAY HARD' cream Ric (Mallcom) sent you hasn't been working!!!!!
                                                                                      OWNED>

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                                                                                      • KRosh
                                                                                        So Fucking Outlawed
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 5114

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Shapette
                                                                                        OMG I apologize! I didn't know there was more than one 'Kourosh' posting on this board! No worries, I will still give your program a try. P.S. Is it OK if I call you 'Koush2'?

                                                                                        HAHAHA this happens all the time as Cory said mostly on IM.

                                                                                        there are 2 of us named Kourosh .. in the same biz. very strange indeed.

                                                                                        It was great seeing you in LA too. I hope to see you guys in Vegas and I hope people start to realize that you have been doing this shit for a long time and you know your stuff more than 95% of the men in this biz
                                                                                        Last edited by KRosh; 12-16-2005, 07:00 PM.
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                                                                                        • SureFire
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 4398

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Socks?

                                                                                          I just brought a cute pair that I want to keep for myself as a stocking stuffer and I will send them to you...you may not know who they are from but then again I am not a sponsor yet I know how it feels

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                                                                                          • Shapette
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 67

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                            Next time you guys are in miami let us know and we will do something nice for you, just you! there you go! Shap can pay Nhl 2005 at my house.
                                                                                            WOOOOHOOOO!! Pipecrew rocks!! I know it's gonna be good because you always treat us right. I really enjoyed the Heat game in Miami last time we saw you there. Thanks baby xoxoxo
                                                                                            Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

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                                                                                            • Shap
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 8313

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                              Oh and that reminds me, Shap, next time you are in miami let me know, we have been hitting up NHL games like crazy here. We get great tickets because not many florida people like hockey and when the big name teams come through. Toronto, Ottawa, Detroit lastnight.

                                                                                              http://www.floridapanthers.com/ticke...shtml#December
                                                                                              NICE! I was just going to ask if you had been to any games yet. I'm in. Have you converted any of the Bang Crew into hockey fans?

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                                                                                              • Shapette
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                                • 67

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                                                                                Love this thread!!!

                                                                                                LMFAO!!!

                                                                                                Shapette - you know I've had love for you FOR YEARS (platonic that is ) but now I think I love you more!

                                                                                                See you both in Vegas

                                                                                                Shapette is a stone cold ette

                                                                                                Ahhhhh Jonathon, baby!!!!!!!!!!!! XOOXOX
                                                                                                Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

                                                                                                I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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                                                                                                • Shapette
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 67

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by KRosh

                                                                                                  HAHAHA this happens all the time as Cory said mostly on IM.

                                                                                                  there are 2 of us named Kourosh .. in the same biz. very strange indeed.

                                                                                                  It was great seeing you in LA too. I hope to see you guys in Vegas and I hope people start to realize that you have been doing this shit for a long time and you know your stuff more than 95% of the men in this biz
                                                                                                  KOUSHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                  p.s. I STILL have that CD you made me back in 1999!!
                                                                                                  Last edited by Shapette; 12-16-2005, 07:12 PM.
                                                                                                  Beth (A.K.A. Shap's Better Half) ---> Email Me Beth at Twistys

                                                                                                  I have a *WICKED* POST BOT for sale

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                                                                                                  • Shap
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                                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                                    • 8313

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                                    OWNED>
                                                                                                    I was hoping nobody would comment on that. lol

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