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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754
    #1

    If Guns Kill People...

    Then the following are also true:

    * Pencils Mis-spel words
    * Cars make people drive drunk
    * Spoons and forks made Rosie O'Donnell, AaronM, Sleazy, Me and many others fat (damned silverware!)


    ... add your own!
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    • C-Bass
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 3153
      #2
      Condoms get chix prego
      "Unhappy with the riches 'cause you're piss poor morally."

      Trade traffic? - Highdef Blog

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        • Triple 6
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 5394
          #3
          gfy made useless sigwhores


          oh wait - that actually IS true
          SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800.

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            • BV
              wtf
              • Sep 2001
              • 10914
              #4
              sorry but guns don't kill people,

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                • Donny
                  As you wish...
                  • May 2002
                  • 13754
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BV
                  sorry but guns don't kill people,
                  I think that's the general point being made by the thread starter.... read a little slower.

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                    • 8 Characters
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 2336
                      #6
                      I think bullets probably kill more people than guns do.

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860
                          #7
                          Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

                          Next.
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                            • stickyfingerz
                              Doin fine
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24984
                              #8
                              Originally posted by punkworld
                              Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

                              Next.
                              Can I get a concealed carry permit for a nuke?

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                                • sfera
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 8597
                                  #9
                                  lol like those statements. ban all the guns and pencils!

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                                    • Z
                                      Vidi Vici Veni
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 6308
                                      #10
                                      There used to be this hilarious live cam feed of a .357 sitting on a desk. At the bottom it said, "XXX days since this gun has jumped up and killed anyone". It was the number of days since it had been manufactured.

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                                        • Manowar
                                          jellyfish  
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by punkworld
                                          Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

                                          Next.

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                                            • pr0
                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 23088
                                              #12
                                              I'd say "they can take my gun from my cold dead hands"

                                              But i'm just such a good shot, i don't think it'd be an issue
                                              __________
                                              Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                • Promo Chicks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 470
                                                  #13
                                                  Matches start forest fires
                                                  ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

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                                                    • pr0
                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 23088
                                                      #14
                                                      __________
                                                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                        • escoman
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 597
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                                          Porn

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