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  • aico
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    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #1

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  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #2
    This is a valuable service I am providing for free...

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    • tristan_D
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 7865

      #3
      what is the color of zebras stripes, black or white?
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      • aico
        Moo Moo Cow
        • Mar 2004
        • 14748

        #4
        Originally posted by tristan_D
        what is the color of zebras stripes, black or white?
        Black, but that's not advice, but now I'll drop some knowledge:

        During vertebrate development, a group of cells called neural crest cells gives rise to the brain and migrates down the axis of the animal to develop into the spinal cord. Some of these neural crest cells along the spinal cord differentiate into melanocytes, or cells that produce colored pigment. These melanocytes then migrate perpendicular to the spinal cord, developing into pigmented skin. The exact pattern of pigment in different animals depends on the genetic regulation of melanocyte differentiation and migration.

        Among the three species, the common (or plains) zebra has 26 stripes per side, the mountain zebra has 43 stripes per side, and the Grevy's zebra has 80 stripes per side. To account for these patterns, Jonathan Bard of the University of Edinburgh has proposed that the original pattern of melanocyte differentiation is the same in all three species, but the differentiation occurs at different times in development.

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18647

          #5
          What partner accounts are worth their money?

          What is the best method of building in house traffic as a program owner?

          What registrar do you use?

          What gallery spots are worth their money?

          If you had 5000 to invest into your program, what would you invest it in? Content? Traffic? Contests? etc etc etc
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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18647

            #6
            sorry i forgot to get one important question in there also....


            How are one touch cockie?
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            • aico
              Moo Moo Cow
              • Mar 2004
              • 14748

              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              What partner accounts are worth their money?
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              Originally posted by sonofsam
              What is the best method of building in house traffic as a program owner?
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              Originally posted by sonofsam
              What registrar do you use?
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              Originally posted by sonofsam
              What gallery spots are worth their money?
              The Free Ones

              Originally posted by sonofsam
              If you had 5000 to invest into your program, what would you invest it in? Content? Traffic? Contests? etc etc etc
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              • aico
                Moo Moo Cow
                • Mar 2004
                • 14748

                #8
                Originally posted by sonofsam
                sorry i forgot to get one important question in there also....


                How are one touch cockie?
                Better than no touch and a little worse the two touch.

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                • john77
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 181

                  #9
                  I need a free advice:
                  I will not have mother in law. Is it good or bad?

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                  • aico
                    Moo Moo Cow
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 14748

                    #10
                    Originally posted by john77
                    I need a free advice:
                    I will not have mother in law. Is it good or bad?
                    Bad, means you'll have to be the one to leave when you get in a fight, there will be no "I am going to stay at my mothers"

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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      advice
                      n : a proposal for an appropriate course of action

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18647

                        #12
                        If i am in love with a llama, is it okay to fornicate with it.. or since society has deemed sex with animals is wrong, put my feelings aside?
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                        • aico
                          Moo Moo Cow
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14748

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          If i am in love with a llama, is it okay to fornicate with it.. or since society has deemed sex with animals is wrong, put my feelings aside?
                          I get this one all the time. Fornication is ok if you are wearing sheep skin condoms, but make a special note: The top rung of the ladder is not a step.
                          Last edited by aico; 12-15-2005, 01:01 AM.

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                          • sonofsam
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 18647

                            #14
                            lets say i have this "friend"... who regularly sneaks into petting zoos and fornicates with all sorts of animals... if said "friend" were to be in a relationship with a certain llama, is it really cheating, since the llama has no comprehension of what cheating really is and therefor cannot have hurt feelings because of it?
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                            • aico
                              Moo Moo Cow
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14748

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                              lets say i have this "friend"... who regularly sneaks into petting zoos and fornicates with all sorts of animals... if said "friend" were to be in a relationship with a certain llama, is it really cheating, since the llama has no comprehension of what cheating really is and therefor cannot have hurt feelings because of it?
                              First, your "friend" should be careful not to fornicate with predatory animals, and the scent could startle his llama lover and cause some serious problems.

                              Second, Humans are the only animals that care if you cheat or not, so your friend should be fine.

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                              • sonofsam
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 18647

                                #16
                                Originally posted by aico
                                First, your "friend" should be careful not to fornicate with predatory animals, and the scent could startle his llama lover and cause some serious problems.

                                Second, Humans are the only animals that care if you cheat or not, so your friend should be fine.
                                ahhh thanks bro, that's a load off my..... errr.. my friends back
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                                • aico
                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 14748

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  ahhh thanks bro, that's a load off my..... errr.. my friends back
                                  Glad to help.

                                  No one else? I give good advice on all topics.

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                                  • sonofsam
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 18647

                                    #18
                                    When i have sex with my girlfriend, she always gets mad at me...

                                    Why you ask?

                                    GOOD QUESTION AICO.

                                    because for me, sex is a race... every time trying to bust faster then the night before....

                                    currently i've been at 1 minute and 30 seconds, i've seem to hit a roadblock, and can't seem to beat that record now...

                                    but the fact that she is getting mad at me, isn't helping me accomplish my goals and dreams...


                                    any advice on making her understand and for her to stop being so selfish?
                                    I like turtles.

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                                    • aico
                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 14748

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                      When i have sex with my girlfriend, she always gets mad at me...

                                      Why you ask?

                                      GOOD QUESTION AICO.

                                      because for me, sex is a race... every time trying to bust faster then the night before....

                                      currently i've been at 1 minute and 30 seconds, i've seem to hit a roadblock, and can't seem to beat that record now...

                                      but the fact that she is getting mad at me, isn't helping me accomplish my goals and dreams...


                                      any advice on making her understand and for her to stop being so selfish?
                                      Simply tell her that you realize how valuable her time is, and you are trying to take up as little of it as you can.

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                                      • sonofsam
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 18647

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by aico
                                        Simply tell her that you realize how valuable her time is, and you are trying to take up as little of it as you can.
                                        alright thanks for all the advice bro, i'm gonna try and fit the end of the fork in the electrical socket now... my friend bet me 30 bucks it wouldn't fit... but it obviously will !.. hes so stupid, hes harsh gonna be out 30 bucks !!!
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                                        • aico
                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 14748

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                          alright thanks for all the advice bro, i'm gonna try and fit the end of the fork in the electrical socket now... my friend bet me 30 bucks it wouldn't fit... but it obviously will !.. hes so stupid, hes harsh gonna be out 30 bucks !!!

                                          Ha, what a sucka he is, make sure you stick it in the left slot, as it is the bigger of the two.

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                                          • johnnyhey
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 1172

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by aico
                                            Black, but that's not advice, but now I'll drop some knowledge:

                                            During vertebrate development, a group of cells called neural crest cells gives rise to the brain and migrates down the axis of the animal to develop into the spinal cord. Some of these neural crest cells along the spinal cord differentiate into melanocytes, or cells that produce colored pigment. These melanocytes then migrate perpendicular to the spinal cord, developing into pigmented skin. The exact pattern of pigment in different animals depends on the genetic regulation of melanocyte differentiation and migration.

                                            Among the three species, the common (or plains) zebra has 26 stripes per side, the mountain zebra has 43 stripes per side, and the Grevy's zebra has 80 stripes per side. To account for these patterns, Jonathan Bard of the University of Edinburgh has proposed that the original pattern of melanocyte differentiation is the same in all three species, but the differentiation occurs at different times in development.
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                                            • aico
                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 14748

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by johnnyhey
                                              fucking EVERYONE knows that
                                              Well, he asked.

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                                              • aico
                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 14748

                                                #24
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