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  • karlm
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    • Jun 2004
    • 4194
    #1

    Whats the most stupid thing you have done while drunk?

    Tell us the stories you would rather forget while drunk

    For me it was probably getting in a huge fight with my best mate for no reason at all. i just turned on him. Needless to say i dont drink much anymore
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    • Harmon
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      • Mar 2004
      • 20012
      #2
      I fucked A LOT of "substandard" women when I was drunk...

      A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of em
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        • karlm
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          • Jun 2004
          • 4194
          #3
          Aint we all
          Originally posted by Harmon
          I fucked A LOT of "substandard" women when I was drunk...

          A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of em
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            • WillyFRESH
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              • May 2005
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              #4
              Originally posted by Harmon
              I fucked A LOT of "substandard" women when I was drunk...

              A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of em
              haven't we all! it's how they get laid!
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                • WillyFRESH
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                  • May 2005
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                  #5
                  ... i was told ...

                  i was about to get in it with 2 girls, when i rushed out of the room, puked in the hallway and passed out naked in the bathroom at a party.
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                    • karlm
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4194
                      #6
                      Lol thats a pretty good 1
                      Originally posted by WillyFRESH
                      ... i was told ...

                      i was about to get in it with 2 girls, when i rushed out of the room, puked in the hallway and passed out naked in the bathroom at a party.
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                        • Nydahl
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                          • Sep 2002
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                          #7
                          as ussualy I fucked somebody I shouldn't - like friends wife and so
                          happened to me few times - true is I would never do that not being drunk
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                            • Mike Okitch
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                              • May 2004
                              • 4126
                              #8
                              Was in Quebec in a sleazy strip joint and bit some stripper's tit during a lapdance. She was cool with putting your face in them but I just got carried away a bit.
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                                • EdgeXXX
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                                  • Oct 2005
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                                  #9
                                  I wouldn't even know where to start......
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                                    • karlm
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                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 4194
                                      #10
                                      Bump for my cool thread

                                      Comon own up
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                                        • MaDalton
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 39861
                                          #11
                                          besides the fucking of substandard women?

                                          i once lost my lenses while vomitting between my feet in a club. then i nearly didn't find home cause i couldn't read the signs at the train station.
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                                            • JD
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22651
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                              Was in Quebec in a sleazy strip joint and bit some stripper's tit during a lapdance. She was cool with putting your face in them but I just got carried away a bit.



                                              Mine is I was in a FL hotel pool drinking 151 all day and when security closed it, I left some goggles in the pool area (gate was locked) So I decided to jump the fence....

                                              It didn't look that high, I neglected to realize that from the side I was on, the fence was 6ft or so but there was a 3-4ft drop on the other side.....filled with THICK bushes with thorns.

                                              After pulling my retarded ass out of the bushes I got my shit and went to climb back over. Nearly smashing my face into a BBQ gril on the other side. By nearly I mean less than 2 inches from death...Both times over the fence I TOTALLY busted my ass.

                                              All that because I didn't want to walk my drunk ass over to the front desk (like 20yards away) I've still got scars from that shit LMAO

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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 26983
                                                  #13
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                                                    • xNetworx
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 14445
                                                      #14
                                                      When I was 16, the first time I ever tried Jager, I wandered out of a party feeling sick and passed out on the lawn of a church. I was woken up by people coming to the church in the morning. I had pot in my pocket and stunk of booze. I'm lucky I didn't get arrested. Oh... and I also have fucked plenty of chicks with bigger butts than I like when I'm sober.

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                                                        • Diego
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                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 250
                                                          #15
                                                          Long story but I'll try to make it short. Was at my stomping grounds... fave club...(disco) back in the 80's. Met up with a bunch of friends...place was packed.

                                                          Most of us girls had tossed our purses onto one of the chairs in our section in the club. I had to go to the ladies room....after many drinks.

                                                          I came back, winding my way thru the people and chairs towards our table.

                                                          I'm petite...however, I had to squeeze my way thru the crowd, chairs and tables to get back to my seat.

                                                          I was trying to be graceful....leaned my hand over onto the empty chair piled with purses to avoid bumping into other club patrons....

                                                          My hand slid off the mountain of purses and I flew headfirst into the next seating area. My head slid (no fucking shit) right up some girls skirt who was sitting in a nearby chair.

                                                          Most embarrassing moment in my life.....

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                                                            • bangman
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                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 5283
                                                              #16
                                                              The stupidest thing I have ever done while drunk was get in a car with someone who was also drinking. We could have killed ourselves and others. It was very, very stupid.
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                                                                • Diego
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                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 250
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by bangman
                                                                  The stupidest thing I have ever done while drunk was get in a car with someone who was also drinking. We could have killed ourselves and others. It was very, very stupid.
                                                                  A very, very sobering answer...thankfully you made it home ok. This isn't just a random post on a message board tonight....

                                                                  I have a strong feeling this is a message for one of our beloved here to beware of drinking and driving over the holidays....

                                                                  This might be for *you* .....think about it....take care.

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                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24812
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Hangin' by my fingertips from a railbridge overpass over the southbound lanes of Toronto's Don Valley Parkway back in the early 80s. After a weekend of drinkin', a bunch of us walked from my buddy's house to the bridge to fire off a few bottle rockets into the valley.

                                                                      I was 10-feet tall and bulletproof with enough jack daniels and beer in me to sink a battleship - so I was in full Evil Knievel mode by that point. The crazy idea was to hang off the top edge of the bridge and spraypaint a 'Don't Drink & Drive' symbol on the bridge. But after I'd climbed over the edge, both remaining braincells kicked in and I quickly discovered I couldn't hang on while workin' the spraycan. Forty feet directly below me, traffic was flyin' down the 4-lane highway at 60mph.

                                                                      My buddys decided it wasn't such a brilliant idea after all and helped haul me back up.

                                                                      Closest I came to a good Darwin moment.

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                                                                        • Marshal
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          stating to yell at the gf in the middle of the night club...while music is really quiet... :D
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                                                                            • ModelPerfect
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                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 2862
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Walked into a room filled with 20 potheads, who were chanting how they wanted to kill all narcs, and announced in the loudest voice I could muster, "I USED TO BE A NARC!!!", and then faced them all down. I thought to myself, "I can clear this room."
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                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 18041
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  1) Fucking a really big fat ugly girl
                                                                                  2) Sucking the hideous dirty toes of a girl who had walked barefoot to the party
                                                                                  3) Shitting on homeplate a 4am at the local ball field

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                                                                                    • mahoney
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                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 5318
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I crashed a car or 2 but have never gotten a dui even though i have been pulled over on suspicion of a dui. I am very lucky. Here's a pic of me taking some dui tests
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                                                                                        • ProjectNaked
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 4309
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I climbed to the top of a high-tension pole, not the little 40-50 ft poles by the road but the 200 or so foot 4ft wide poles in the middle of the night. The hardest part was coming down in pitch black. The "rungs" or steps are nothing more than a removeable piece of rod, hanging in a 2 in. long square bracket. You can just lift them right out. Bad part is that they all move 1-2 inches side to side when you climb on them. But hey, I just had to touch the top forgot to add that your hair stands up when you are at the top, between the lines
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                                                                                            • NickPapageorgio
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                                                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Once fueled on Jaegermeister and vodka, I tried to run my wife over with the truck after she hit me with her purse in a bar, then once we got home, she decided to call the cops and I took a butcher knife and cut all the phone lines in the house.

                                                                                              Other than that...nothing major.

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                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I guess talking shit politics with my dumb ass friends.

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                                                                                                    • buddyjuf
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      most drunk I have gotten was, I think, in VEGAS Internext 2005!

                                                                                                      that night, Persius and I were leaving the Mandalay to go sleep at our room in the MGM, and as I go out, there was this black hooker outside who was asking me if I wanted to have some "fun" with her that night.

                                                                                                      As drunk as I was, I kindly tell her that I am really not in the mood and I just want to sleep. The hooker kept insisting, how she will wake me up and we will enjoy ourselves and that I don't have to be shy.

                                                                                                      I totally turn her down again, and as my cab comes, she is like, You mind if I share the cab with you to where youre going? Maybe you will change your mind when you get off and then we can have some fun.

                                                                                                      So sure, she sits in front, and Persius and I sit in the back... and then Persius begins "Yo bro, do you think she is......... A MANNNN??????" and we start CRACKING UP in the back seat, and we are making so many jokes about her pretty loud at that, and at some point the hooker gets really fucking pissed off and turns to us and says "I am a woman and I LOVE TO FUCK MEN".

                                                                                                      Needless to say we did not stop making jokes about her and laughing our asses off in the back seat, and as soon as the cab dropped us off, she stormed out and went along her way...

                                                                                                      that was also the first time I have puked simply from drinking...



                                                                                                      good fucking times! aint that right persius?

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                                                                                                        • PixeLs
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                          • 11922
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I shaved my drunk friend's leg. Damn, I can never ever forget that thing.

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                                                                                                            • Bill Johnson
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                                                              • 14
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              stuck a pool que in my ass

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                                                                                                                • Persius
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                  • 11779
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  FUCK YA!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I've done a few stip naked streaks back in the day,


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                                                                                                                        • karlm
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Another bump
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                                                                                                                            • seeric
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                              • 41917
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              we could be here all day, i've had a good 15 years of drinking and clubbing. probably the stupidest thing was smoking herb with the brasilian police at an island rave in brasil. i think they were on the take with the club owner though, so nothing ended up happening. should it have been a setup, i would have ended up in fei ben with the worst jail conditions ever. or the could have easily extorted money from me if they wanted to.

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                                                                                                                                • calibra
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 4357
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I stole wipers from a pretty old BMW. Shit, shame on me!

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                                                                                                                                    • karlm
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Seems people dont like to come clean lol
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                                                                                                                                        • ProjectNaked
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by PixeLs
                                                                                                                                          I shaved my drunk friend's leg. Damn, I can never ever forget that thing.
                                                                                                                                          done that a few times...usually just a racing stripe down the back

                                                                                                                                          sharpie markers on the face are fun too - especially if they are not going to be seeing a mirror for a while -

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                                                                                                                                            • DeloreanRider99
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              tried to park my friends truck and ended up rolling backwards down a hill and bent is door backwards. (Like in Tommy Boy)

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                                                                                                                                                • StephanieTD
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                                                                                                                                                  More things then I care to admit... yet I still continue to drink
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