The Definitive Guide To Hip-Hop Urban Combat [PICS]

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  • Odin
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    • Jan 2004
    • 2545
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    The Definitive Guide To Hip-Hop Urban Combat [PICS]

    Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

    Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.



    Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!



    "Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"



    The "bring your buddy along" firing stance



    The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!



    Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.



    The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.

    Last edited by Odin; 12-13-2005, 06:39 AM.
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    • Odin
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      • Jan 2004
      • 2545
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      This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.



      The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but it's hot.



      While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.



      This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".



      And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!



      Nice to know American gangster culture is thriving at its roots!
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        • AcidMax
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          • May 2002
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          #3
          Posted yesterday.
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            • Harmon
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              • Mar 2004
              • 20016
              #4
              funny shit
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                • Odin
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2545
                  #5
                  Fuck you! Always late.
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                    • Chris
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                      • May 2003
                      • 27880
                      #6
                      those guys have some extreme burn marks one there forearms
                      if you shoot a guy like that you are asking to get burned
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                        • Kevsh
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 8619
                          #7
                          Wow, that is hilarious - I don't know who was crazy enough to get those photos, though ... a little too close to the action for me

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                            • sickkittens
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 25100
                              #8
                              New to me..and pretty damn funny.

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                                • Tricksy
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                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 2601
                                  #9
                                  hahahahaha

                                  It's hilarious...Thanx for making me laugh!


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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29901
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Chief
                                      The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!

                                      funniest of em all

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