How soon after you get married is it cool to smack the fuck out of your wife?

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  • jimthefiend
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    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    How soon after you get married is it cool to smack the fuck out of your wife?

    Just wondering.


















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  • gangbangjoe
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    • May 2004
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    #2
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    • jimthefiend
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      • Oct 2003
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      #3
      Yep.....

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      • BoyAlley
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        • Nov 2004
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        #4
        Be careful, women these days have gotten smart, and will shoot you in the head or cut your dick off with a steak knife.

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          • jimthefiend
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            • Oct 2003
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            #6
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            Yep.....

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            • Babagirls
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              • Feb 2001
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              #7
              the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

              be careful who you hit, fella's




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              • jimthefiend
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                • Oct 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by Babagirls
                the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

                be careful who you hit, fella's



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                • EroticySteve
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                  • Mar 2005
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                  the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

                  be careful who you hit, fella's
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                  • dready
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                    • Oct 2002
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                    #10
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                    • MetaMan
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                      • Jan 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                      the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

                      be careful who you hit, fella's

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                      • jimthefiend
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 18889

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EroticySteve
                        Fighting is a poor way to resolve any problem.

                        Amen to that.

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                        • Gnat69
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                          • Jan 2004
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                          #13
                          My hubby and I joke about this all the time, but he knows better than to even think of hitting me......

                          but last night he reminded me that he is 3 things to me:

                          hubby
                          lover
                          and master

                          he had to peel me off the floor with that one......LMFAO
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                          • jimthefiend
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 18889

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Gnat69
                            but last night he reminded me that he is 3 things to me:

                            hubby
                            lover
                            and master


                            Was that before or after the Dirty Sanchez?

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                            • gornyhuy
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                              • May 2002
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                              #15
                              Thats what you do as you say "mazel tov!" right after you say "I do"...

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                              • jimthefiend
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 18889

                                #16
                                Just wanna take a second to clear this up.

                                Darling Abigail, I would never lay a hand on you in anger. You know that. You're my delicate, morning dew glistening flower and I cherish you.

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                                • bringer
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 13082

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                  the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

                                  be careful who you hit, fella's
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                                  • Holly
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                                    • Jun 2003
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                                    #18
                                    I think you're allowed to slap her 3 months after the marriage takes place.

                                    However, she's cleared at 2 months to douse your mattress with gasoline and set it on fire while you sleep.


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                                    • Morgan
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                                      • May 2002
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                                      #19
                                      she'll sit on you and squash you. 500lbs is a lot of pressure.
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                                      • Abithefiend
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                                        • Nov 2005
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                        Just wanna take a second to clear this up.

                                        Darling Abigail, I would never lay a hand on you in anger. You know that. You're my delicate, morning dew glistening flower and I cherish you.



                                        Lol did you plan on staying married long?!

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                                        • Honez
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                                          • Apr 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by EroticySteve
                                          Fighting is a poor way to resolve any problem.
                                          But the sex afterwards is da bomb
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                                          • RuthB
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Morgan
                                            she'll sit on you and squash you. 500lbs is a lot of pressure.
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                                            • JD
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                                              #23
                                              you have to be married to smack your bitch?

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                                              • TheJimmy
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Honez
                                                But the sex afterwards is da bomb



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                                                • calibra
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                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                                  you have to be married to smack your bitch?
                                                  LOLolololol

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                                                  • grumpy
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                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dready
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                                                    • wedouglas
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                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      ehhh not sure I'd hit a woman unless it was totally necessary e.g, she is crazy and attacking me.

                                                      I could probably avoid that though by simply overpowering her and turn the heated arguement into awsome sex.

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                                                      • 69pornlinks
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                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                        the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

                                                        be careful who you hit, fella's
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                                                        • jimthefiend
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                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by grumpy
                                                          He just made mine to. And my shitlist to.


                                                          You really aren't very bright are you?

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                                                          • Rob
                                                            I'm a great bowler.
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 13310

                                                            #30
                                                            WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?

                                                            You're supposed to start smacking them around BEFORE you marry them so they know their place when you finally tie the knot! You gotta have a strong pimp hand, my brotha!

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                                                            • Rob
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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 13310

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by dready
                                                              This message is hidden because jimthefiend is on your ignore list.
                                                              Jim is like a new pair of jeans; Uncomfortable as fuck when you first get them but after several washes, they kinda grow on you. Then after a while, you find yourself wearing the same pair every day and never washing them.

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                                                              • pornguy
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Rob
                                                                WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?

                                                                You're supposed to start smacking them around BEFORE you marry them so they know their place when you finally tie the knot! You gotta have a strong pimp hand, my brotha!

                                                                Finally someone with a head on thier shoulders. if you have not given them at least 10 beatings before the proposal, and then 5 after, but before the actual wedding, then you are in deep shit.
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                                                                • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Are you we talking about the ass or the face?

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                                                                  • sniperwolf
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by EroticySteve
                                                                    Fighting is a poor way to resolve any problem.
                                                                    O hear yah dude!
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                                                                    • je_rome
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                                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      of all the person in the world that you can hit, why a woman? does that say something about you?
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                                                                      • jayeff
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                                                                        • May 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Rob
                                                                        you find yourself wearing the same pair every day and never washing them
                                                                        Maybe that's why this thread stinks...

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                                                                        • reynold
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Admit it; you don't have the balls to do that yet...

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                                                                          • Alex
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                                                                            • Jun 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by je_rome
                                                                            of all the person in the world that you can hit, why a woman? does that say something about you?
                                                                            That you dont take shit.

                                                                            Never be the first to lay your hand on a women. But if she attacks you with a knife, well fuck all the rules.
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                                                                            • Alex
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                                                                              • Jun 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by jayeff
                                                                              Maybe that's why this thread stinks...
                                                                              Who the hell washes jeans after every use. Thats why jeans were invented. They dont stain, get dirty, and last long.
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                                                                              • TraZz
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                                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                                • 154

                                                                                #40
                                                                                You should smakem' down once every couple of days. Even if they dont do shit. If they ask why, just tell em' "just in case"!

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                                                                                • Marshal
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  how about now?
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    The easiest way to tell them "you still want your side be heard".
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