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  • President
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 383

    #1

    Fuck Ferrari I'm ordering this for christmas!



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  • dissipate
    The Dirty Frenchman
    • Nov 2005
    • 8904

    #2
    Now THATS a throne

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    • Vlad
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 2864

      #3
      I woudn't change my gold throne for this cheap japanase technology crap =/

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      • pawsregd
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2005
        • 2290

        #4
        Fuck I need one of those for when I'm drunk so I don't piss all over the seat

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        • BigRod
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2005
          • 3685

          #5
          Originally posted by pawsregd
          Fuck I need one of those for when I'm drunk so I don't piss all over the seat
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          • Verbal
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 3420

            #6
            you really gotta like taking a shit

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            • Paul&John
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2005
              • 8621

              #7
              wowlooks cooool :D
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              • Stuntpig
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 299

                #8
                I want one with Flames painted on it!

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                • President
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 383

                  #9
                  Imagine if you lost the Remote Control

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                  • JFK
                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67369

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Verbal
                    you really gotta like taking a shit
                    one of lifes little pleasures

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                    • Dalai lama
                      Strength and Honor
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 16540

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pawsregd
                      Fuck I need one of those for when I'm drunk so I don't piss all over the seat

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                      • AcidMax
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 1827

                        #12
                        One of these days I will order one of those heated ones like they have in Japan. Those things are awesome. There was one that had sound effects so you could play them while farting. Just awesome.
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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015

                          #13
                          And here I thought you were looking at the Bugatti Veyron ;)

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                          • Screaming
                            I can change this!!!!!
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 18972

                            #14
                            cool idea but too many gizzmoes

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                            • ChewbaCreative
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 1118

                              #15
                              man, maybe better spend some money on couple hot chikkzz? ;) unreal choose

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                              • Violetta
                                Affiliate
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 28735

                                #16
                                haha... awsome!
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                                • DraX
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 7147

                                  #17
                                  rofl thats a kings throne of crap
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                                  • MaDalton
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                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 39861

                                    #18
                                    i need that instead of a chair in my office - this way i never have to get up again
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                                    • Maxy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 1858

                                      #19
                                      It's a good thing. That self cleaning and deodorizing thing is priceless when you got a girl over and gotta take a james bond dump.
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                                      • Ace-wtf
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 2983

                                        #20
                                        we will be giving these away


                                        next campaign
















                                        just kidding

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                                        • dready
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 5247

                                          #21
                                          You'd have to be a real smart ass!
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                                          • President
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 383

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ace-imlive
                                            we will be giving these away


                                            next campaign


                                            just kidding

                                            but you can fulfill your fantasy with $50000

                                            and maybe open an exclusive dump club lol

                                            Imagine if they had an affiliate program, this shit ( ) would be all over the net!

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                                            • Vitasoy
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                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 58202

                                              #23
                                              That's the royal poop shoot.


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                                              • Jennyfer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 1708

                                                #24
                                                Haha, I saw it on the Osbournes's show looked pretty nice
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                                                • pornguy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 62910

                                                  #25
                                                  I need three of those.
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                                                  • King Adam
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 5408

                                                    #26
                                                    Thats the best shitter I've even seen. But most homes need like 3 of them. That means you spend a lot of money on crap ... litterally.

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                                                    • Drake
                                                      Hello world!
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12508

                                                      #27
                                                      That's a good investment

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                                                      • tranza
                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559

                                                        #28
                                                        that's cool
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 19714

                                                          #29
                                                          Ooooh I want one!!!

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                                                          • je_rome
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 6846

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Bluewire Ross
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 2169

                                                              #31
                                                              His Majesty's Throne!Kingdom of Shit!

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                                                              • JoeMeca
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 2266

                                                                #32
                                                                cant afford a ferrari?

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                                                                • PimpDaddyPants
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 1581

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nice bedahoe

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                                                                  • 2HousePlague
                                                                    CURATOR
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 14572

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Cool. I think I read about it on a Japanese blog somewhere...



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                                                                    tada!

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                                                                    • reynold
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271

                                                                      #35
                                                                      damn, I'll immediately have a party and invite some friends when I have this one at the house..

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                                                                      • shermo

                                                                        #36
                                                                        What... No foot massager?

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                                                                        • Marshal
                                                                          Biz Dev and SEO
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 15226

                                                                          #37
                                                                          that's really a throne! :D lol!
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                                                                          • tranza
                                                                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 57559

                                                                            #38
                                                                            You're kidding me, right?
                                                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                            • reed_4
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 9640

                                                                              #39
                                                                              why would I waste a lot of $ with that toilet bowl just only to shit on it?

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