Originally Posted by geeknik

So after maxing out my Credit Cards to have Jordan Capri flown from the Ukraine to Oklahoma, I was very disappointed to have to pick up THIS thing from the airport this morning...



And then she had 4 of these for breakfast....



After that I took her to the doctor and maxed out another credit card.. Through the wonders of modern medicine, I now have this:



*sigh* The next time you fuck a fat chick, make sure the rolls aren't hiding a dick.