Mr. Lightspeed, your attention please.

**Jace** · 08-02-2007, 05:50 PM

rofl...my question is, what are you doing on a site like that anyway?

**dropped9** · 08-02-2007, 05:51 PM

hahahahahaha

**geeknik** · 08-02-2007, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by Jace

rofl...my question is, what are you doing on a site like that anyway?

I was actually looking at FARK and saw the comments on one of the classifieds.. ;)

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2960625

But you can't help but fall in love with that girl.

**squizzel** · 08-02-2007, 05:52 PM

you know hes gonna be pissed of.

**dissipate** · 08-02-2007, 05:53 PM

oh god, i just spilled my water all over my keyboard

**geeknik** · 08-02-2007, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by squizzel

you know hes gonna be pissed of.

Yes. I know. But the difference between me and most people on GFY is that Steve and I actually get along. Hehe. ;)

**elitegirls** · 08-02-2007, 06:18 PM

rofl

this will cost them

**sweetums** · 08-02-2007, 06:19 PM

Thanks for the heads up, geeknik....we appreciate it. Legal counsel notified.

If you get 200 lbs of non-English speakin lovin....well...I think that site has a no refund policy

**MikeVega** · 08-02-2007, 06:20 PM

If it doesn't workout send her to NY ...lol

**»Rob Content«** · 08-02-2007, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by dissipate

oh god, i just spilled my water all over my keyboard

And you were able to type without problem?

**CaptainHowdy** · 08-02-2007, 07:10 PM

Roflllllllllllllll!

D · 08-02-2007, 07:17 PM

muahahahaha....

**tony286** · 08-02-2007, 07:28 PM

How do they think they can getaway with that? The girl is one of the most populars girls on the net.

**Jace** · 08-02-2007, 07:30 PM

it is silly that I don't even know who she is?

**DBS.US** · 08-02-2007, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by Jace

it is silly that I don't even know who she is?

The girl is Jordan Capri and her program is LightSpeedCash
Great program $$

**Rochard** · 08-02-2007, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by tony404

How do they think they can getaway with that? The girl is one of the most populars girls on the net.

They clearly have no clue who she is. If you not connected to the industry and don't spend your free time looking at porn..... They had no clue of who she was.

**Darkhorse** · 08-02-2007, 10:46 PM

My god how stupid can you get.

**Jace** · 08-02-2007, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by DBS.US

The girl is Jordan Capri and her program is LightSpeedCash
Great program $$

yeah, I know the name jordan capri and of course lightspeed cash....I am just SOOOOOO bad with faces, I probably couldn't pick jenna jameson out of a lineup if you lined her up with 10 other hot blondes

**Hardcore J** · 08-02-2007, 10:52 PM

About my match: needs to be serious,flexible,communicating,with the sense of humor. still it does not matter much as everything is clear while conversing

**geeknik** · 08-03-2007, 08:43 AM

So after maxing out my Credit Cards to have Jordan Capri flown from the Ukraine to Oklahoma, I was very disappointed to have to pick up THIS thing from the airport this morning...

And then she had 4 of these for breakfast....

After that I took her to the doctor and maxed out another credit card.. Through the wonders of modern medicine, I now have this:

*sigh* The next time you fuck a fat chick, make sure the rolls aren't hiding a dick.

**sweetums** · 08-03-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by geeknik

So after maxing out my Credit Cards to have Jordan Capri flown from the Ukraine to Oklahoma, I was very disappointed to have to pick up THIS thing from the airport this morning...

And then she had 4 of these for breakfast....

After that I took her to the doctor and maxed out another credit card.. Through the wonders of modern medicine, I now have this:

*sigh* The next time you fuck a fat chick, make sure the rolls aren't hiding a dick.

Don't say I didn't warn you.....and I'm a bit worried that you went for the uber boobs and kept the penis on her

**EdgeXXX** · 08-03-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Jace

I probably couldn't pick jenna jameson out of a lineup if you lined her up with 10 other hot blondes

Sure you could Jace, she's the one that looks like an alien stick-figure...

**geeknik** · 08-03-2007, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by sweetums

Don't say I didn't warn you.....and I'm a bit worried that you went for the uber boobs and kept the penis on her

Yeah, well, when you run out of money you've got to make sacrificies. At least now I can give my girl the gangbang she's always wanted.

**everestcash** · 08-08-2007, 10:55 AM

The thing about Russian women is they look great up until they get to be 26 or so.

Then, without warning, you wake up one morning and she suddenly looks like she's 58 and has spent all her life working in a gulag.

a quote from Fark site
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2960625

sad but true

**Violetta** · 08-08-2007, 11:27 AM

muhahaha... YANA TIX. Stupid fuckers

**CIVMatt** · 08-08-2007, 12:04 PM

haha thats a good one

**TubeTitans_SusieQ** · 08-08-2007, 12:55 PM

LoL omg thats so funny

**TeenSluts** · 08-08-2007, 01:14 PM

Lawsuit !!!!!!!!

**u-Bob** · 08-08-2007, 01:17 PM

I LOLed

**MrCain** · 08-08-2007, 01:36 PM

LMAO

**WalkerTR** · 08-08-2007, 03:09 PM

**Freaky_Akula** · 08-08-2007, 03:43 PM

**Nicolas** · 08-08-2007, 04:23 PM

hehe

Mr. Lightspeed, your attention please.

Mr. Lightspeed, your attention please.

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