100 xbox stories, here's your tat.
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Hmmm....
here it is:
That's my patio door...
Someone broke into my place last sunday... Every thing was stollen...My 2 PCs, my TV, my ipod...everything....
no more TV..no more PS2...
they even stole my christmas gifts....
and wanna know whats worse??? It happened while I was at my grandmother's funeral....
True story...
I had a bad weekmmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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damn that sucks bro, sorry to hear.Comment
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Damn SilverTab....thats harsh.....merry fuckin christmas eh....people these fuckin days....
hope things turn out .... and you get your shit back....hope the rest goes better for youComment
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Originally posted by Fucksakes
yeah I dunno man...this previous month has hitted me pretty hard...two weeks ago, I got robbed on the street...wallet was stollen...
seems like everything is happening it once...but this...I lost ton of work etc...it was just too much..
mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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Originally posted by Deej
thanks man..
hopefully things will be better now!...mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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get a dog...buy a gun....dig a moat....while your at the pet store for the dog...inquire about alligatorsComment
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Originally posted by Deej
LOL
Worst thing is, there were 3 similar cases in my building, but, no forced entry...so I thought it was fishy and decided to change my lock....Well now im the first one with a shattered door...something's not right...
mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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I will get a tatoo with your name and company info on my ass
icq in sigComment
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Silvertab: are you serious? give me your epass and i'll send you 40 bucksI like turtles.Comment
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Hmm hard luck stories could win this I guess but why not just being myself and giving it a shot. I am a double amputee (lost the front of both feet to a lawn mower in 1990)and live in the middle of nowhere. I live on what I make on my websites and that aint much. This is a very rural county and I have no car so I depend on my dad to give me rides to the grocery store a few times a month. I have DirecTv and DSL so its not like im completely cut off from the world, but I spend ALOT of time here in my house alone and dont have much to do other than work on my sites surf the web and watch tv. I have a regular Xbox but the games I have are boring or I have already beaten them. I think an Xbox 360 would give me something else to do to make my life a little more exciting and less boring. Thanks fir considering me for this. Oh did I mention I havent gotten laid since 1995? lolComment
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since rob said you can make up stories and shit, i can't even tell if some of you people are being serious or not...Originally posted by bjjb
but yo, if you are being serious... i have like 10 xbox games i have lying around collecting dust, i could send them to you if you want for free
I like turtles.Comment
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so I smashed in some dudes patio door and stole 2 pcs, an ipod, tv, ps2, and some shitty ass underwear and socks this guy was gonna pass off as christmas gifts...to make matters worse the asshole at the pawnshop screws me over and wont even give me enough money to buy a XBOX360. So all I get outta the whole thing is the fun of smashing the patio door, which was alot of fun but not "xbox360 fun"Comment
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Originally posted by flashfire
okay now that was funny
I like turtles.Comment
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...and if you decide not to choose my hardluck story above can you atleast send me the empty box so I can sell it on ebay??Comment
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Originally posted by flashfire
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Of course im serious. I dont post alot of bullshit on here and no personal bullshit. And if you are ill sure take em. Ill even show you how serious I am. Ill put my mailing address on the boardOriginally posted by flashfire
Bill Severs
PO Box 38
Harned, KY 40144
Thank you
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i just had sex with lex steele and my ass is sore so i need an xbox 360
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you better check my l33t3 postcount !Originally posted by gangbangjoe
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congrats on 1k broOriginally posted by Vladyou better check my l33t3 postcount !Comment
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I vote to give it to SilverTabComment
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same if he is for real, thou I dont think this is a sympathy contest, Im sure rob is looking for the best in return. besides thread views.Originally posted by Manowar
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Rob,
Ok, I do not have a story, but I will try an offer for you. I own AdultxModels.com we have been around for over 3 years. We have over 2,900 Adult Producers and over 1,500 Adult Models registered on our site and we are always growing daily. Email notices go out to all these members every time a model registers, travels, updates their profile, adds photos, etc.. Also emails are sent back and forth during bookings.
I have just added a spot on the bottom of the emails for a banner. I would be willing to give you this spot for your banner for 6 months. Your banner will be sent on all emails from our site over the 6 months. On average we have anywhere from 5-20 new models register every week, 100?s of models traveling and updating their profiles and 100?s of bookings a month. These emails go out to all members, and your banner will be seen on all these emails, this is all targeted traffic to Adult Producers, Webmasters, Models, etc.. Also any system emails, newsletters, etc.. will have your banner on it.
There is no other advertising on the email at all, I can send you a sample to show you what it looks like.
I will also add your banner on my site www.adultxmodels.com inside the producer?s members section so all registered producers and webmasters will see it as soon as they log in, this will also be for 6 months.
Oh what the hell make it 1 year - from January 1st 2006 ? December 31st 2007 ? That?s one year of constant advertising
I will even sign you up as a producer for the year, for free (normally $14.95 per month) so you can get the notifications (if wanted) to see how often your banner goes out, and to make sure it is always there
Just thought I would give it a try, I was all set to sell the spot monthly, but I really want an XBOX 360!
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Originally posted by Fucksakes
yeah that's what I thought too at first..it was specified on the first page...but I figured i'd give it a try anyway... ! would be a great christmas gift ;)
if it goes to someone else, cool!
oh and I wish I was only making shit up...Originally posted by Fucksakes the pics and the story are very real...
to flashfire: Ok I have to admit it was funny :Pmmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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thankieOriginally posted by Fucksakes
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If you give me the xbox360 i show my dick in front of my monitor with this thread as background... in hard or weak positionComment
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I'm not sure if you saw my message or not, but i want to send you 40 bucks epass if you post your epass addy... its not much, but since your presents got jacked.. it could at least buy some stocking fillers or some shit... every bit helps right??Originally posted by SilverTabyeah that's what I thought too at first..it was specified on the first page...but I figured i'd give it a try anyway... ! would be a great christmas gift ;)
if it goes to someone else, cool!
oh and I wish I was only making shit up... the pics and the story are very real...
to flashfire: Ok I have to admit it was funny :P
anyways i'm going to bed... if you want that 40 bucks, post your epass here....
and bjjb: i think you quoted the wrong person when you made your reply?.... but anyways, hit me up on icq tomorrow and i'll tell ya what i have lying around and could send to you for free... its not like i'm playing the shit so might as well give them to someone who will put them to use
night everyoneI like turtles.Comment
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I could use an xbox360 because I'm getting married next year and an xbox360 is likely to be the only "action" or "fun" I ever get to have ever again.Comment
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I don't know what the big deal is over this here xbox 360.
Its just another game console.
Would an xbox 360 help me get a girl ?
will it help me get laid?
will it help me make money to spend on getting laid?
If it can or does then You should give it to me
so as I can go and get myself laid
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Well here is what happened.
I went to the store to pickup the xbox 360 that i had pre ordered. When i got there they told me there had been a mistake and that they can't find the xbox that they had put aside for me. Well i started to go yell at them as I had promised my nephew a brand new xbox 360 and if you know me I don't go back on my word. If i say ill do or get something I will get it done. Well istart yelling at them and trying to hold back my rage when all the sudden the manager comes and says "shit happens now deal with it or leave the store" Thats when I said so how many xbox did you take home. Well the manager ignored my question which means he proably took them home and is sellign them for more. So i told him i need one and need it ASAP as i was guaranteed one when i pre ordered it and put a deposite down. He started swearing at me and shit so i smacked him. thas when he started getting voilent and tried to punch me. Well i didn't like that shit so i pulled out my glock and shot the fucker in the chest. So now I am posting from jail and my nephew is sad because I havn't got him an xbox 360 yet. So If i can win the 360 it would make my nephew so happy.
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I lost everything during Katrina and I need furniture. Although they are a bit short an xbox should make a nice chair.
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Just for the record, I'M NOT A SURFER. Haven't you guys checked my other threads??Comment
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hey there! I did miss your post the first time!...however, I dont have an epass, just paypal!Originally posted by sonofsam
Big thank you for the offer though! I really appreciate it!mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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Wow INternet in jail. You da manOriginally posted by Pete-KT
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Damn, SilverTab! That's fucking horrible!
You are currently now in First Place for the XBox 360.
Good stories so far!
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Originally posted by RobDamn, SilverTab! That's fucking horrible!
You are currently now in First Place for the XBox 360.
Good stories so far!
wow thanks! good to hear!
I'll keep my fingers crossed!
kickass thread BTW, no matter who ends up with the x-box!mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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ok, here's my real story.. I was born on the streets and never had anything as a child. My fun consisted of 3 rocks made out to be people that I would make interact with each other while sitting on the street corner. years went by and I moved up in the world. I went from having no home to finally having a beautiful refrigerator size home.. Well, actually, it was the fridge box. I used a pointy branch to cut out a few windows and a door. Anyway, a few more years went by and my home was falling apart. I still had nothing to entertain me so I began selling my body on the street corners so I could fix my cardboard home. I finally saved up enough to fix up my home and also add another floor. I found another fridge box the exact size of my old one and installed it over my old one so I would have more room in my house. Well, needless to say, due to the extra weight my home cam tumbling down killing my pet rocks and destroying my computer.. Well, it was more of a calculator, but still.. And now here I am on the streets again with no home to live in and nothing to entertain myself. I am using my calculator to post on the board and that is all it has the ability to do. Anyway, having an xbox360 would give me something to do before I lose my mind and start killing people.
Also, if the xbox360 does not entertain me at least I could sell it for a small fortune and be able to eat and have a place to live for awhile. Ok, the battery on my calculator is dying so I will have to cut this short.ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
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update on my story.
I was walking in a bad neighborhood earlier and I was jumped by someone who appeared to be Usama Bin Laden.. He said "give me all your clothes" or I will blow your house up"
I told him "I don't have a home you retard!"
Well, that pissed him right off. He proceeded beating me almost to death, he laughed then spit on me.. After that he took all my clothes leaving me buck naked outside in the fucking snow. After about 1 hour of laying there in pain I got up, frozen cock stiff and started to walk when a group of women saw me and started laughing. With all the cold I had endured my package shrank to almost nothing.. Now I am emotionally fucked up, no clothes, no money and no home. I need an xbox 360 in order to give me some hope.. I need to feel that at least 1 thing in my life will go right even if it's a microsoft product that may crash..
Ok, I'm so cold. I can't type anymore..ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
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nice flyers!...that weconvert one looks damn good! so does the jordan styles!...
mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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OK heres the sob part of my story since im not in first Did I mention that the doctors told me that by the time im 45 ill probably have to have both legs amputated at the knee due to complications from the foot amputations and poor circulation? True story.Comment
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if i win it i'll destroy it and videotaped itComment
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are you serious about not having feet ? do you have fake feet ? or do you just not walk very much ? Do you do sports still ?Originally posted by bjjbhatisblack at yahoo.comComment
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Lets put it this way. I went from a size 12 toa size 6 in mere secondsOriginally posted by SmokeyTheBear I have prostetics in my shoes that compensate some for the loss of the toes. Balance is off alot but I walk pretty well. Just not too far at a time lol And I used to walk miles and miles a day. Even after I got hurt. Not so much anymore Only sport I participate in is deer hunting and a little fishing. Something where I can park my vehicle whn I have one and take a short walk and sit my ass down somewhere
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Another sob post for a Xbox 360 lol Heres my left foot with sock on and the damn stocking my dr makes me wear.
Left one looks alot like it just shorter
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nice flyers, hope you win silvertab.Comment
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