What do you do when you forget to buy toilet paper?

**Nookster** · 12-10-2005, 01:19 AM

sig spot. junk mail works!

lol

**Violetta** · 12-10-2005, 01:27 AM

haha... hate when that happends!

**BoyAlley** · 12-10-2005, 01:28 AM

You're going to wipe your ass with junkmail?

**Nookster** · 12-10-2005, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

You're going to wipe your ass with junkmail?

rather use your hand??

**eroswebmaster** · 12-10-2005, 01:31 AM

paper towels

**BoyAlley** · 12-10-2005, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by Nookster

rather use your hand??

I've never had my life so mismanaged that i've been forced to have to make that type of decision...

**Furious_Female** · 12-10-2005, 02:54 AM

I never forget... well probably because I'm a woman but I always like to have an abundant supply

Use napkins or papertowels, if you can't get to the store.

**Nylz** · 12-10-2005, 02:57 AM

just take a shit and then shower

;)

**grumpy** · 12-10-2005, 04:19 AM

You use toiletpaper.....what old fashioned.

**Kristian** · 12-10-2005, 04:26 AM

Go to alt.com. Find someone into scat. Call them over. Problem solved.

**Paul&John** · 12-10-2005, 04:32 AM

that sucks
see sig

**mardigras** · 12-10-2005, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

paper towels

Just don't flush them

**monaro** · 12-10-2005, 04:46 AM

LOL and that revolting ******* picture didn't make an appearance... Will it be safe to look again? I wonder... anyhow have a good night and thanks for your "warm helpful replies". Who would like to shake hands??

**abz** · 12-10-2005, 04:57 AM

just let it go hard and pick it off later

**ezrydn** · 12-10-2005, 04:58 AM

deleted - double entry

**ezrydn** · 12-10-2005, 04:59 AM

Is this a first time event or an ongoing problem for you? Rather than have to remember yourself, next time, tell your Mommy. The majority here would just pull their pants up and say, "Oh well, next time."

**StuartD** · 12-10-2005, 04:59 AM

I thought all GFYers used hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass?

**phogirl69** · 12-10-2005, 05:00 AM

Try and look for a napkin... or take a shower...

**Dirty Dane** · 12-10-2005, 05:06 AM

Just use a spoon.
If you got hairy ass - use a fork

**Quagmire** · 12-10-2005, 05:55 AM

I am getting visions of a small one room apartment with a few milk crates for chairs and a wire spool for a table if you can't find something in the house better than junk mail to wipe your ass with.

Immediately sit down at a desk and evaluate your life.

**adultchica** · 12-10-2005, 05:56 AM

Originally posted by monaro

dam i forgot toilet paper.. have to get some tomorrow, looks like i'll have to use the junk mail from the letter box...

Ahh half way into saturday night and i'm already tanked..

Cheer mates!

LOL baby wipes or paper towels? lmao

**XxXotic** · 12-10-2005, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by Quagmire

I am getting visions of a small one room apartment with a few milk crates for chairs and a wire spool for a table if you can't find something in the house better than junk mail to wipe your ass with.

Immediately sit down at a desk and evaluate your life.

if it's just milk crates and spools, what desk would you like them to sit at to do this evaluation?

**gangbangjoe** · 12-10-2005, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by Nylz

just take a shit and then shower

;)

argh

gross

**Vitasoy** · 12-10-2005, 06:33 AM

Can't say I ever ran out of toilet paper... I always have a box or two around

**ContentSHOOTER** · 12-10-2005, 06:35 AM

In a pinch just grab the cat, here kitty kitty

**Ace_luffy** · 12-14-2005, 01:52 AM

hahahaha take a bath and next time dont 4get....

**PixeLs** · 12-14-2005, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by ContentSHOOTER

In a pinch just grab the cat, here kitty kitty

Oh my, you don't deserve to have a pet, you bastard!

**reynold** · 12-14-2005, 02:13 AM

WTF! why would you forget an important cr stuff?

**Jarmusch** · 12-14-2005, 02:19 AM

Use the old sock method.

What do you do when you forget to buy toilet paper?

What do you do when you forget to buy toilet paper?

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