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I learned the hard way. STINKING drunk, stumbling home, fucking Gypsy junky whore walks up and grabs a big hand full of cock and balls, asking me if I want a "sexy blowjob". Im too busy laughing and trying to get away to notice the other hand had boosted my ipod. Live and learn.
Prague has a ton of pickpockets. But it isnt the Czechs doing it, its the fucking gypsies. I used to wonder why Hitler wanted to wipe the Gypsies from the earth, I no longer ponder that question. Nothing but junky fucking thieves. And they sell fake hash, never buy drugs from the Gypsies.
BUT. If you ever want to buy a great new phone for dirt cheap thats been freshly boosted from a drunk English tourist, gypsies. My girlfriend just scored a great one.
There are too many English in this city. Blame EasyJet, you can get from london to prague in an hour for about what you would spend on one night of drinking in England. Im an American and Prague is dirt fucking cheap, its ridiculously cheap for the English. The Czech Republic is to the English what Mexico is to the Americans. Just a place to go for cheap shit and to get stinking drunk. Except the women are waaaaaay hotter. The Czechs know why we are here. To try and fuck their hot women and drink their absurdly cheap yet quality pivo. And for that they will always hate us. Cheap quality drugs are everywhere. Ive been caught smoking joints in the center by Czech cops and they do absolutely nothing, they just keep on walking. There is so much sleaze in this city. There are two types of tourists in Prague. The ones who are here to check out the castle and the old town, and those hunched over a toilet mirror in LeClan at 10 am.
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