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I'm Giving Away an XBox 360 in this thread!

12-09-2005, 09:22 PM

Give me your best story as to why you deserve one and I will send the XBox to the most convincing story. Keep it original, I don't want to hear a lame ass story about your family being broke or your little brother dying of cancer.

I don't care if it's not true...the one that convinces me that you deserve the XBox will be the one that gets it. Tell me about what you went through to get one but got snubbed. Tell me what you would be willing to do for one (painting your car with my company info)...I want originality and I want it to be good.

Best of luck and may the best man/woman win! Consider this a Christmas gift from me.
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12-09-2005, 09:23 PM

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12-09-2005, 09:25 PM

Just to be a nice guy, I'll even throw in 2 games of your choice!
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12-09-2005, 09:33 PM

Wow, this is ironic because I do actually have a story of getting F'ed over for an Xbox 360...

Okay let me tell you something about myself. Last week I played in A Dance Dance Revolution competition here in Cincinnati (Yes, I'm extremely good at the game, so good in fact that MTV asked me to be on the most recent "True Life: I'm a Gamer" episode but they shot me down at the last minute stating that they only had room for Halo, Counter Strike, and Super Smash Bros. If you think I'm lying, I'll be more than happy to show you the emails with this information. If that doesn't prove it to you, I can make you a movie of me AAA'ing virtually any song you want and saying "Go Fuck Yourself" afterwards, hahaha.

So anyhow, back to the DDR tourney... First place was an Xbox 360... and naturally I won fairly easy. I come to find out that the tourney director (some dickhead who owned the arcade) wouldn't give me the prize due to the fact that there weren't enough entrants to cover the cost of a 360 and that I would only get $200 instead. I told him it was bullshit and how he shouldn't lie about getting people to enter his tournament (which he was taking a rake on) and faking people out with false prizes. He apologized and said "Nothing was ever written in stone."

Whatever, $200 is $200. I should be happy with it right? WRONG. I can't even enjoy the money because the next thing he says to me is "Hopefully you'll spend some of that right back here in the arcade." Seriously, wtf is this guy's problem?!

I told him I'd take the money and continue playing DDR elsewhere. FFFFFF that guy and me not getting my 360. *sniff* I just wanted to play some Quake!!
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12-09-2005, 09:35 PM

Why do i want an xbox......

I am a hospital employee who works with children who have been disabled by land mines.. I look after a group of 20 children who have been decapitated just below the neck, none of the children have ever played a video game before and their dying wishes are to play an xbox...

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12-09-2005, 09:35 PM

Maybe it is a sob story about how I'm broke but oh well

I was perfectly content with my regular old xbox and my 15 games most of which I only paid $10 each for. One day a couple weeks ago, I came home from work on a friday night and drank a couple beers with a friend. Played on the xbox a little bit, looked up some funny videos on the net, etc.

About 3am me and my girlfriend were hungry, so we decided to run to taco bell and grab something to eat. All was good. I think I got like 4 order of cheesy fiesta potatoes. Those muhfuckas are bomb!!!

Anyways, came home, ate, and went to bed. Woke up the next morning... not being able to find my wallet. I spent about 4 hours straight tearing my whole house apart looking for it. It had all of my money from my paycheck (I had got paid that thursday before) and my money order to pay off some court costs/fines that I have.

After I came to the conclusion that it was gone, I had to figure out some way to make up for the money lost. Anyways I had to sell my xbox ($40, wtf??) and all of my 15 games ($50 exactly, wtf?) so I got under $100 for my xbox and all my games, controllers, etc.

I had lost my wallet somewhere between the car, and my front door. Aint that a bitch! Atleast someone found it, took the money, and threw it in a mailbox. I got a call on thanksgiving from the post office saying they had my wallet, with of course, no money in it.

Anyways, I want an xbox 360, and dont have the money to buy one, so I figured I'd share my story hoping to win one. Probably won't happen but fuck it, atleast now all you bastards can make fun of me for losing my wallet and having to sell one of my only forms of entertainment >:{

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12-09-2005, 09:38 PM

Congrats winner! ;)
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12-09-2005, 09:40 PM

I have a friend that owns a company called ibill , and they aren't doing very well financially so they need a video game console to fit into their stretch hummer limo's so they dont get bored on the way to financial consultants office..

p.s. if your not giving away the gold covered xbox's then he isn't interested because they wont match the gold plating of the door handles on the stretch limo, unless you cant find a suitable taker, then he may use it as a footstool to enter the limo with ..

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12-09-2005, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by siccmade

Maybe it is a sob story about how I'm broke but oh well

I was perfectly content with my regular old xbox and my 15 games most of which I only paid $10 each for. One day a couple weeks ago, I came home from work on a friday night and drank a couple beers with a friend. Played on the xbox a little bit, looked up some funny videos on the net, etc.

About 3am me and my girlfriend were hungry, so we decided to run to taco bell and grab something to eat. All was good. I think I got like 4 order of cheesy fiesta potatoes. Those muhfuckas are bomb!!!

Anyways, came home, ate, and went to bed. Woke up the next morning... not being able to find my wallet. I spent about 4 hours straight tearing my whole house apart looking for it. It had all of my money from my paycheck (I had got paid that thursday before) and my money order to pay off some court costs/fines that I have.

After I came to the conclusion that it was gone, I had to figure out some way to make up for the money lost. Anyways I had to sell my xbox ($40, wtf??) and all of my 15 games ($50 exactly, wtf?) so I got under $100 for my xbox and all my games, controllers, etc.

I had lost my wallet somewhere between the car, and my front door. Aint that a bitch! Atleast someone found it, took the money, and threw it in a mailbox. I got a call on thanksgiving from the post office saying they had my wallet, with of course, no money in it.

Anyways, I want an xbox 360, and dont have the money to buy one, so I figured I'd share my story hoping to win one. Probably won't happen but fuck it, atleast now all you bastards can make fun of me for losing my wallet and having to sell one of my only forms of entertainment >:{

my story is the same as his except i also got hit by a car on the way to pickup my wallet..

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12-09-2005, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by siccmade

Maybe it is a sob story about how I'm broke but oh well

I was perfectly content with my regular old xbox and my 15 games most of which I only paid $10 each for. One day a couple weeks ago, I came home from work on a friday night and drank a couple beers with a friend. Played on the xbox a little bit, looked up some funny videos on the net, etc.

About 3am me and my girlfriend were hungry, so we decided to run to taco bell and grab something to eat. All was good. I think I got like 4 order of cheesy fiesta potatoes. Those muhfuckas are bomb!!!

Anyways, came home, ate, and went to bed. Woke up the next morning... not being able to find my wallet. I spent about 4 hours straight tearing my whole house apart looking for it. It had all of my money from my paycheck (I had got paid that thursday before) and my money order to pay off some court costs/fines that I have.

After I came to the conclusion that it was gone, I had to figure out some way to make up for the money lost. Anyways I had to sell my xbox ($40, wtf??) and all of my 15 games ($50 exactly, wtf?) so I got under $100 for my xbox and all my games, controllers, etc.

I had lost my wallet somewhere between the car, and my front door. Aint that a bitch! Atleast someone found it, took the money, and threw it in a mailbox. I got a call on thanksgiving from the post office saying they had my wallet, with of course, no money in it.

Anyways, I want an xbox 360, and dont have the money to buy one, so I figured I'd share my story hoping to win one. Probably won't happen but fuck it, atleast now all you bastards can make fun of me for losing my wallet and having to sell one of my only forms of entertainment >:{

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12-09-2005, 09:44 PM

Honestly i dont get how some people can play video games for so long.. i can only play a game for like half an hour then i want something different..

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12-09-2005, 09:44 PM

can I give you more than one story?
and when does the contest end?
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12-09-2005, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf

can I give you more than one story?
and when does the contest end?

Give me as many stories as you want.

The contest ends when I find the story that deserves the XBox. I'm thinking before the New Year though.
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12-09-2005, 09:46 PM

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12-09-2005, 09:47 PM

I wouldn't actually ever play with an xbox, so i'd never actually go out and buy one. but one would look absolutely fabulous in my entertainment center.
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12-09-2005, 09:47 PM

As an adult, I don't play video games anymore and have trouble seeing how anyone else would find having one of these so important - unless you're 16.

But hey, that's just me.
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12-09-2005, 09:48 PM

my girlfriend 5 year old loves games, its his life. I sold the old xbox cause I promised him a new one.. "when I can get one", now everytime we go shopping he keeps reminding me that I promised him one and when can we get one.
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12-09-2005, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Rob

Give me as many stories as you want.

The contest ends when I find the story that deserves the XBox. I'm thinking before the New Year though.

I should have waited a week before posting.

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12-09-2005, 09:49 PM

Who cares about age when it comes to gaming?

I'm 19 and I'm a busy guy... trying to maintain this DDR pro gaming status along with paying $150 for books at the University of Cincinnati. Me and my buddies are dying for a 360.
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12-09-2005, 09:50 PM

I don't deserve one, but giving me one could be considered a community service, see, i think i'm loose in the head, people piss me off, all people, everywhere. I'm not a racist, I hate whites, blacks, yellows, pinks, it doesnt matter. Often, when I leave my lair 7 out of 10 people I encounter I want to stab in the face with a fork. They don't even need to talk to me, if the stand to close to me in line at the grocery store I get an overwhelming urge to throw an elbow to their nose as a hint to get the fuck out of my space. And the really fucked up part is the state gave me a CCL, so I can legally carry a concealed pistol, and I do, one of these days I'm going to snap when I see someone buying bottled water when we all KNOW the shit gets bottled right from the same supply as the fucking water in everyones house. Stupid Stupid motherfuckers!

Anyway, I believe an xbox would serve two purposes in my life, 1. I really want call of duty 2, I think by playing it and blowing the shit out of computer generated assholes who deserve to be shot in the computer generated forehead would sooth my violent urge's. 2. If it doesnt, it would at least keep me from romaing the streets with a real gun and shooting the next cocksucker that puts his turn signal on 3/4's of a mile before where he's planning on turning.
You could be saving a life! If you live in my area you could be saving YOUR OWN life. Well that and my kid would love one but I'm a cheap prick of a father who has a hard time bringing myself to feed any more money into bill gates bank account.
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12-09-2005, 09:51 PM

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12-09-2005, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by Kevsh

As an adult, I don't play video games anymore and have trouble seeing how anyone else would find having one of these so important - unless you're 16.

But hey, that's just me.

I think it all depends on your age..

if your 20-30 you had video games as a child

if your 30-50 there werent many video games around to play.

Since you said "anymore" i take it you had video games when you were a child, so yes i can understand that opinion.. i was just on the cusp , so we had a few video games when i was a kid , but no home console's

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12-09-2005, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by Evil1

one of these days I'm going to snap when I see someone buying bottled water when we all KNOW the shit gets bottled right from the same supply as the fucking water in everyones house. Stupid Stupid motherfuckers!

Its not about the water its about the pipes.. ( not that bottled water might not be from shitty pipes too )

if you in an old house with tons of copper tubing , the water will taste a little stankier than if you piped it straight from the city water pipe.

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12-09-2005, 09:56 PM

I want an xbox 360 and I'll take a full size downloadable pic of me shoving one of those green things that your asian siggy guy eats right up my ass

I feel like being a contest slut ......
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12-09-2005, 09:56 PM

Hi ,

with the current ebay price of the 360 I think if you give it to me, I will be selling it so I can use the money to cure cancer , cure aids, help africa , land the first manned aircraft on mars , proof that there is alien life , and last but not least eliminate all koala bears , oops I meant save from extinction

so you see, you have no other option but to give it to me

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12-09-2005, 09:57 PM

Here we go...

We just bought a brand new house, the basement of which is huge
In the basement...
I just bought a 62" Toshiba High Definition DLP
I just bout a high end Bose surround sound system
I just bout a kickass stand to put my TV on, as well as my bose entertainment center.

The PS2 and the Gamecube don't look that good in the entertainment center at the moment, because one is a cube, and the other is very slim

The Xbox360 would be the perfect addition to my home theater system. and, if I win this contest, I promiss to take a bunch of pictures of my basement and entertainment center and post them on GFY as soon as I get the Xbox ;)

also, this would be a kickass christmas gift for my 9 year old brother who is simply dying for one ;)

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12-09-2005, 09:57 PM

If you give me the xbox, I will probably waste alot of time on it, I will invite my local webmaster friends over to play it, drink beers and play xbox nonstop

all us webmasters will be so busy playing games that we wont get any work done, leaving the adult biz that much more open for you to earn more than what an xbox is worth..

or will keep me away from gfy.
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12-09-2005, 09:57 PM

oh yeah with "adultchica's ass" written accross my ass too with lipstick just so you know it's my ass lol

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12-09-2005, 09:57 PM

Good luck to everyone!

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12-09-2005, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by adultchica

I want an xbox 360 and I'll take a full size downloadable pic of me shoving one of those green things that your asian siggy guy eats right up my ass

I feel like being a contest slut ......

holy shmolies that will be hard to beat.

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12-09-2005, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Rob

Give me your best story as to why you deserve one and I will send the XBox to the most convincing story. Keep it original, I don't want to hear a lame ass story about your family being broke or your little brother dying of cancer.

I don't care if it's not true...the one that convinces me that you deserve the XBox will be the one that gets it. Tell me about what you went through to get one but got snubbed. Tell me what you would be willing to do for one (painting your car with my company info)...I want originality and I want it to be good.

Best of luck and may the best man/woman win! Consider this a Christmas gift from me.

I was a fucking hero at Halo2 online. I'd lead my team to victory almost every game. What I lacked in sniping skills I made up for with strategic victories, well placed grenades and the occassional bitchslap to the face.

As the new update came out, and I was mastering the new maps - my xbox began to fizzle out. I would play one game, and then it would give me an error. This became increasingly worse; and got to the point where I had to blow on the damn thing like it was a Nintendo box.

Any attempts to get Microsoft to replace or repair it were met with maniacal laughs at the desperation in my voice. Appearantly, my Xbox suffered from the Thompson Drive effect. I was addicted, I had already accepted that; but I never foresaw the effects of the withdrawls.

Late at night while we were all soundly asleep, my cat jumps three feet in the air, while my girlfriend shrieks when out of nowhere I yell ""FRAG!" in my sleep. I then proceed to the living room where I cradle my controller and rock back and forth. Any attempts to rouse me are met with a blank stare and these cryptic words are whispered: "I've got the bomb, tell me when you're ready to move".

It has wreaked havok on us all. My cat hasn't bathed herself in months, and my girlfriend has made me sleep on the couch.

Microsoft doesn't care, but soon those covenant will overrun us all. I can't let my team down, I can't let Earth down...

More importantly, it's gotten so bad that it won't even play DVD's anymore - NEW ones!

In all seriousness - Xbox360 would be great to have, and a great stress reliever. I would typically wait about 2 years before buying it used after all the hype is over with like I do with everything else - but I can't justify buying a replacement Xbox when there's an upgrade (not to mention the money factor, of course).

Anyway, hope my story was mildly entertaining at the very least.

Good luck to everyone!

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12-09-2005, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by adultchica

oh yeah with "adultchica's ass" written accross my ass too with lipstick just so you know it's my ass lol

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booooooooooooo

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12-09-2005, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by adultchica

I want an xbox 360 and I'll take a full size downloadable pic of me shoving one of those green things that your asian siggy guy eats right up my ass

I feel like being a contest slut ......

ouch, you can have it.
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12-09-2005, 10:00 PM

Good luck to the winner..
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12-09-2005, 10:01 PM

i'd like the Xbox 360 so I can sell it on eBay. (hey atleast i'm honest)

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12-09-2005, 10:01 PM

this is definatly a good thread to get some sig views, can you see it?
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12-09-2005, 10:02 PM

I should get it because I almost won a PS2 on GFY once but I overlooked THIS post...

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12-09-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

this is definatly a good thread to get some sig views, can you see it?

It will definetly make 6 pages.

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12-09-2005, 10:03 PM

how about at the end of this thread, take the xbox and smash it and post it here so we all get owned.
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12-09-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by Rob

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Keep the stories coming!!!

Word I'll put that URL on my back window and windshield for a month, and promise to drive around for atleast an hour a day on top of my regular driving.

and I'll take pics to prove it.

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12-09-2005, 10:03 PM

you can take your XBox and shove it up your fucking ass!!!!!

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12-09-2005, 10:04 PM

I am almost ashamed to admit this, but it is for the kids.

I was going to get one for this foster kid my daughter has been working with for the last 6 months.

I went to the store on the first day they went on sale and I got kicked and shoved out of the way by all these teenage hoodlums. I somehow managed to get my hands on the last one. When I was walking thru the mall to leave this one guy grabbed me from behind and pulled my arms back, then his friend simply grabbed the XBox and ran.

I stomped on the guys foot with my size 11 boots and when he let go I gave him a backswing right to the nuts. Naturally, he fell to the ground, and I put my steel-toe to the side of his head . . . kind of felt like the jaw broke. Felt really weird.

Anyhow, by the time that was over about 10-15 seconds had passed and when I looked around I could not find the accomplice. I was bummed. Haven't been able to find another.
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12-09-2005, 10:04 PM

in fact if i win, I will smash it in front of my 5 year old and tape it, and post it here, I will owned everyone.
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12-09-2005, 10:04 PM

I'd use it for business and pleasure, to write reviews for College Downtime and to play leisurly. I'm a huge video game nut, and would love a 360.

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12-09-2005, 10:05 PM

Okay Rob here it goes.
I'm too fat...that's why I need the Xbox 360.

And how am I too fat. I have all this cool GFY gear, and Party Poker gear that I can't wear because they never make shit big enough for us fat guys.

So...I'm willing to trade all my GFY gear including hoodie, shirts, and party poker gear including party poker / world poker tour jacket, and some nice shirts for an Xbox 360.

I can't wear the shit anyway, it's sitting in my closet collecting dust..and for good measure I'll throw in all of the other sponsor shirts I can find..there should be a few...I think I even have a Chat Room Romeo visor..it's cool.

So yeah. I'm fat and in need of an Xbox 360. At least my fingers will get some excercise.

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12-09-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

how about at the end of this thread, take the xbox and smash it and post it here so we all get owned.

And use the receipt to wipe my ass and then overnight it to NoCarrier.
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#47

12-09-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I am almost ashamed to admit this, but it is for the kids.

I was going to get one for this foster kid my daughter has been working with for the last 6 months.

I went to the store on the first day they went on sale and I got kicked and shoved out of the way by all these teenage hoodlums. I somehow managed to get my hands on the last one. When I was walking thru the mall to leave this one guy grabbed me from behind and pulled my arms back, then his friend simply grabbed the XBox and ran.

I stomped on the guys foot with my size 11 boots and when he let go I gave him a backswing right to the nuts. Naturally, he fell to the ground, and I put my steel-toe to the side of his head . . . kind of felt like the jaw broke. Felt really weird.

Anyhow, by the time that was over about 10-15 seconds had passed and when I looked around I could not find the accomplice. I was bummed. Haven't been able to find another.

if this is true, its a good story.
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#48

12-09-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I am almost ashamed to admit this, but it is for the kids.

I was going to get one for this foster kid my daughter has been working with for the last 6 months.

I went to the store on the first day they went on sale and I got kicked and shoved out of the way by all these teenage hoodlums. I somehow managed to get my hands on the last one. When I was walking thru the mall to leave this one guy grabbed me from behind and pulled my arms back, then his friend simply grabbed the XBox and ran.

I stomped on the guys foot with my size 11 boots and when he let go I gave him a backswing right to the nuts. Naturally, he fell to the ground, and I put my steel-toe to the side of his head . . . kind of felt like the jaw broke. Felt really weird.

Anyhow, by the time that was over about 10-15 seconds had passed and when I looked around I could not find the accomplice. I was bummed. Haven't been able to find another.

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baddog

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#49

12-09-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by siccmade

Anyways, I want an xbox 360, and dont have the money to buy one, so I figured I'd share my story hoping to win one. Probably won't happen but fuck it, atleast now all you bastards can make fun of me for losing my wallet and having to sell one of my only forms of entertainment >:{

Nah, but I might ask you why the post office was open on Thanksgiving.
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#50

12-09-2005, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

Honestly i dont get how some people can play video games for so long.. i can only play a game for like half an hour then i want something different..

Only game I really got hooked on was diablo2

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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