I am one inch away from the world record for the biggest...

**Big_Red** · 07-29-2007, 07:48 PM

stretch it....

**DBS.US** · 07-29-2007, 07:49 PM

**techtony** · 07-29-2007, 07:49 PM

add weights like they do balls, see if it stretches out you might make some money. eh, worth a shot.

**MaDalton** · 07-29-2007, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by DBS.US

if she tried to kiss me i'd run away screaming like a 6 year old

**Spunky** · 07-29-2007, 07:50 PM

He is able to insert his tongue into his nostrils, can you do that?

**Spunky** · 07-29-2007, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

if she tried to kiss me i'd run away screaming like a 6 year old

Even if she shoved it up your ass?

**techtony** · 07-29-2007, 07:51 PM

ya, but she could give head and toss your salad at the same time, hell ya

**jonesonyou** · 07-29-2007, 07:52 PM

good for eating ass.

**Libertine** · 07-29-2007, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

He is able to insert his tongue into his nostrils, can you do that?

Kinda. Not deep. My tongue has an easier time going down than up, though.

My tongue is about that big ^

**tony286** · 07-29-2007, 07:54 PM

That girl looks like a alien.

**MaDalton** · 07-29-2007, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Even if she shoved it up your ass?

i'm not boyalley.

**bobby666** · 07-29-2007, 10:30 PM

keep on training and stretching

D · 07-29-2007, 10:42 PM

My tongue's not that long, but I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside 3 seconds with it.

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