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  • neverlearn
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 2085

    #1

    This Is Too Funny

    Christmas Cookie Recipe

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

    Sample the Crown to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the
    highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try
    another cup.. just in case.

    Turn off the mixer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit

    Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
    with a dewscriver.

    Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

    Who giveshz a sheet.

    Check the Crown Royal.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.

    Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

    Finish the bottle of Crown Royal

    Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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  • EroticySteve
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 4365

    #2
    Yep, that's about right.
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    • amandaspost
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 1935

      #3
      lol
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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
        • 62910

        #4
        That was soooo fucking hard to read because I was laughing so hard.
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        • tranza
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          • Jun 2003
          • 57559

          #5
          that was funny
          I'm just a newbie.

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          • poisson
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 6474

            #6
            eheh, I finally readed a post this long this month.

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            • MandyBlake
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              • Nov 2002
              • 17761

              #7
              lol nice.
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              • teksonline
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2005
                • 2904

                #8
                crown is some good stuff, those cookies are gonna rock! or ugh, be rocks

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                • HammerALL
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3506

                  #9
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                  • Maxy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 1858

                    #10
                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                    • Fresh
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 4920

                      #11
                      thats hillarious


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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        hehe.. good stuff
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                        • Bluewire Ross
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2169

                          #13
                          alright, it's funny....but not hilarious.

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                          • Cyberhuss
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 193

                            #14
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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              That's perfect!

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                              • miss wild
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 1304

                                #16
                                that's funny

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                                • StuartD
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 29903

                                  #17
                                  So, now that you're finished... there's just one question..


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                                  • Th!nk
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 6996

                                    #18
                                    hehehe! that's funny

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                                    • Violetta
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by neverlearn


                                      Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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                                      • Tricksy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 2601

                                        #20
                                        hehehehe
                                        It's funny!!!


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                                        • flirty
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 2840

                                          #21
                                          yummy & funny

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                                          • EviLSuperstaR
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 804

                                            #22
                                            Hahahaha

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