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socrates420 · 07-27-2007, 10:34 PM

Want to get rich quick and further kill the porn industry??

Just follow this simple plan from Socrates and watch the money roll in

(Note if you do get rich from this idea and kill the porn industry please remember the fake nick troll who gave you this wisdom and donate to my retirement fund)

PORNO INFOMERCIAL....

Put together an ebook "The idiot's guide to adult webmastering" fill the book with reflinks and outdated templates lay it out like a cheap ass ebay spam site and viola you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams!

Not so fast, it's been done before so how can you stand out from the crowd??

FLASH baby FLASH!

(1) Build your ebook, make it just like a resource site but filled with text that is easy to understand, along the way include sponsor links (with your refcodes) and sample gallery templates and whatnot.

(2) got any CJ sites? throw them into the book, why not make extra traffic with your book for your other shit?

(3) come up with a catchy name (gotta have a catchy name)

NOW you got your book done now how to get it to the stupid masses???

Torrent sites, Ebay, or a TV INFORMERCIAL.... WHAT??? HUH YESSSSSS!!!!

Book yourself a late night spot and make a TV AD, hey they let Joey boy on damn near every fucking channel why would they stop you???

Wear a mask on the show, cause the secrets your selling is what the pro's don't want them to know.

Sell your book for $25.00 and watch the bank come in

even if none of those suckers make any money you got $25.00 a head from them BUYING YOUR REF LINKS LOL LOL LOL

And if they do buy it (which they will, the world is full of stupid people who trust everything they see on tv) you will have the satisfaction of knowing the huge influx of noobs flooding your favorite message board was your fault!

And hey if you go public you can be their personal hero.

I can see the commercials now

~Socrates~

07-27-2007, 10:34 PM
socrates420 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 48	Get rich and Kill Porn... (Drama) Want to get rich quick and further kill the porn industry?? Just follow this simple plan from Socrates and watch the money roll in (Note if you do get rich from this idea and kill the porn industry please remember the fake nick troll who gave you this wisdom and donate to my retirement fund) PORNO INFOMERCIAL.... Put together an ebook "The idiot's guide to adult webmastering" fill the book with reflinks and outdated templates lay it out like a cheap ass ebay spam site and viola you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams! Not so fast, it's been done before so how can you stand out from the crowd?? FLASH baby FLASH! (1) Build your ebook, make it just like a resource site but filled with text that is easy to understand, along the way include sponsor links (with your refcodes) and sample gallery templates and whatnot. (2) got any CJ sites? throw them into the book, why not make extra traffic with your book for your other shit? (3) come up with a catchy name (gotta have a catchy name) NOW you got your book done now how to get it to the stupid masses??? Torrent sites, Ebay, or a TV INFORMERCIAL.... WHAT??? HUH YESSSSSS!!!! Book yourself a late night spot and make a TV AD, hey they let Joey boy on damn near every fucking channel why would they stop you??? Wear a mask on the show, cause the secrets your selling is what the pro's don't want them to know. Sell your book for $25.00 and watch the bank come in even if none of those suckers make any money you got $25.00 a head from them BUYING YOUR REF LINKS LOL LOL LOL And if they do buy it (which they will, the world is full of stupid people who trust everything they see on tv) you will have the satisfaction of knowing the huge influx of noobs flooding your favorite message board was your fault! And hey if you go public you can be their personal hero. I can see the commercials now ~Socrates~ __________________ I'm Not A Bro BUT I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night!