Greatest Movie Line Ever

Army of Darkness

From the Directors Cut it was changed to: "I ain't that good", if I don't remember wrong?

I LOVE that movie, so many good lines.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

My favorite:

There are three rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now, you stick to that and everything else is cream cheese.

And also "I kick ass for the Lord" from the kung-fu fighting priest in braindead.

In the poker game of life, women are the fuckin rake.

Warriors come out to play-ayy *clink clink*

And my all time fave:

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotelier: No
*Clouseau bends down and strokes the dog and gets savaged*
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog doesnt bite...
Hotelier: That is not my dog.

Pure genius :D

"Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?"
Johnny Depp, Once Upon A Time In Mexico

"Now I don't want FOP, goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
George Clooney, O' Brother Where Art Thou?

True Romance:

Dick Ritchie: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
Clarence Worley: How much?
Dick Ritchie: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot.


Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?

"I'll Be Back!"

GOONIES:

Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n.igger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead n.igger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead hahahahahaha Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n.iggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

GREED IS GOOD - GG in wallstreet one of the best movies of all time