What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
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Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves
10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."
9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.
8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"
7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.
6. You're enjoying the Jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.
5. Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey septuplets.
4. It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest strip club.
3. Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."
2. Hookers who laugh when you take your pants off.
1. Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.Comment
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
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Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
1. "I'm down here"
2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a
sissy.
3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?
4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.
5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on
toys.
6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra
disappear?
7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
over at Keebler.
8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.
10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!Comment
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What did Legolas see when he looked into Galadriels mirror? A Bloomin fine looking Elf.
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How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!Comment
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Is this one 72nd ? Elves joke:
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
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Originally posted by theloaderits not in the rules!
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So then it is up to us to carry-onComment
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So when is the next elfComment
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What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!Comment
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Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!Comment
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How do elf-maidens keep themselves thin? They use the Girdle of Melian
Barely made it...Last edited by Trent Edison; 12-05-2005, 02:11 PM.
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Signs Santa's Elves Are Suffering From Career Burn-Out
15. There's a two-month waiting list for Santa voodoo dolls at
the North Pole employee gift shop.
14. All of this year's rocking horses are sporting a fifth "leg."
13. They punch out Santa's lights before he even gets to the
second "ho."
12. Come Christmas morning, more than one unlucky tyke will be
unwrapping a container of brown, smelly Play-Doh.
11. All the "Sorry!" games have been repackaged as "In Your Face,
Loser!" games.
10. Rather than taking the time to master the latest technological
advances, they simply pack every PlayStation 2 box with a
Hustler and a jar of Vaseline.
9. Sewing a teddy bear is hard work. Catching a bear cub at the
North Pole is easy. You do the math.
8. Rudolph, elated at finally being invited to join in some
reindeer games, instead finds himself confronted by shotgun-
toting elves.
7. Several of them were caught on video adding real urine to the
"wet baby" dolls.
6. The See 'n Say little Cassie received is teaching her that
the duck says, "Santa blows," and the cow goes, "Get lost,
kid."
5. Santa's elf-prepared road trip CD for Christmas Eve? Nothin'
but "It's a Small World."
4. Five of them pitched a new show to FOX: "Elf Eye for the Fat
Guy."
3. Cigarette burns on Barbie's posterior.
2. The only reason they ride the Norelco shavers over the snow
these days is to get to a liquor store.
1. This year the kids on the "naughty" list are receiving lumps
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!Comment
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So what sniper wonComment
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