Fucking Goddamn Taco Bell, Fuck you mother fuckers!!! - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#1

Fucking Goddamn Taco Bell, Fuck you mother fuckers!!!

12-04-2005, 06:10 PM

I went out last night and on the way home at 2am stopped and picked up 2 burrito supremes from Taco Bell.

I have the worst fucking SHITS KNOWN TO MAN today! I went out to go shopping with my girl and I had to use the public shitter like 5 times! I almost lost it a couple times and my stomach was bubbling! Now it's 10pm and I have literally taken 25+ shits today and my asshole feels like I was gang raped by 50 gorillas!

I'm never eating that shit again! I think they put laxatives in their food or something!
Tags: None
abyss_al

**LOOKING FOR TRADES**

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 15605
Share

Post
#2

12-04-2005, 06:12 PM

hehe... u can read your post backwards and still makes sense LOL

gang raped by 50 gorillas... feels like u ate taco bell now

EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx
Comment
Ice

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 26053
Share

Post
#3

12-04-2005, 06:12 PM

I just ate Taco Bell about 15 minutes ago

icq 1904905
Comment
ratty

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2005

Posts: 15
Share

Post
#4

12-04-2005, 06:14 PM

Yeah but it tasted good didnt it?
Comment
BIGTYMER

Junior Achiever

Join Date: Nov 2004

Posts: 17066
Share

Post
#5

12-04-2005, 06:15 PM

Strange.. TB has never done me wrong.
Comment
Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#6

12-04-2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Ice

I just ate Taco Bell about 15 minutes ago

Here they come!
Comment
brizzad

holla

Join Date: Jul 2003

Posts: 11769
Share

Post
#7

12-04-2005, 06:16 PM

Why not take some medicine
Comment
BRISK

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Feb 2003

Posts: 12240
Share

Post
#8

12-04-2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Rob

I think they put laxatives in their food or something!

or possibly bacteria that was transferred to your food because the high-school dropout employee who made it didn't wash their hands after taking a filthy shit in the filthy employee bathroom.

Mmmm....shit tacos

I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.
Comment
Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#9

12-04-2005, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by brizzad

Why not take some medicine

Took Pepto 3 times today, still nothing. Taco Bells shits are impervious to medical remedies.
Comment
SmokeyTheBear

►SouthOfHeaven

Join Date: Jun 2004

Posts: 28609
Share

Post
#10

12-04-2005, 06:24 PM

I finally figured out why taco bell gives you the shits by accident one-time ( i'm almost positive )

Its not the meat , its not bacteria, its because of how they wash the filling pans.

I was at a taco bell waiting for food , and i watched this dude cleaning out the pans scrub them down with soapy water then not rinse them ( because they were the wrong shape for his rinsing thing to fit into so he just kind of sprayed it and let it air dry ) . well detergent gives you mega shits if you dont rinse it off.

I have always liked those crappy little burritos they have and often got the shits from it but i just thought it was the combination of alcohol and burritos because i usually eat there when im drunk. anyways , im off taco bell until they change how they operate.

hatisblack at yahoo.com
Comment
Orgasmics

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 1206
Share

Post
#11

12-04-2005, 06:25 PM

I had Tacos tonight... but I made them myself. No sore ass for me tomorrow... unless hubby gets ahold of me.
Comment
Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#12

12-04-2005, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

I finally figured out why taco bell gives you the shits by accident one-time ( i'm almost positive )

Its not the meat , its not bacteria, its because of how they wash the filling pans.

I was at a taco bell waiting for food , and i watched this dude cleaning out the pans scrub them down with soapy water then not rinse them ( because they were the wrong shape for his rinsing thing to fit into so he just kind of sprayed it and let it air dry ) . well detergent gives you mega shits if you dont rinse it off.

I have always liked those crappy little burritos they have and often got the shits from it but i just thought it was the combination of alcohol and burritos because i usually eat there when im drunk. anyways , im off taco bell until they change how they operate.

Interesting.
Comment
dissipate

The Dirty Frenchman

Join Date: Nov 2005

Posts: 8904
Share

Post
#13

12-04-2005, 06:36 PM

after they had a hepatitis C scare at the taco bell near me, i havn't eaten at one since... been about 5 years
Comment
Argonaut

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2005

Posts: 149
Share

Post
#14

12-04-2005, 06:37 PM

lol, that is fucking hilarious
Comment
SmokeyTheBear

►SouthOfHeaven

Join Date: Jun 2004

Posts: 28609
Share

Post
#15

12-04-2005, 06:40 PM

oh and another tip.. !!!

Most supermarkets now sell authentic taco-bell kits.

They used to only sell the mix , but now they sell the seasoning , the hot sauce , the peppers and the shells.. try them they are almost exactly the same if made right..

hatisblack at yahoo.com
Comment
Bigdogg

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2002

Posts: 890
Share

Post
#16

12-04-2005, 06:51 PM

They dont say "Run for the Border" for nothing...

FTP
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#17

12-04-2005, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by Rob

. . . . and my asshole feels like I was gang raped by 50 gorillas!

ummm, how do you know what that feels like? Something you would like to talk about now that you are with friends?
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#18

12-04-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by Orgasmics

I had Tacos tonight... but I made them myself. No sore ass for me tomorrow... unless hubby gets ahold of me.

We will expect pics
Comment
Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#19

12-04-2005, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by baddog

ummm, how do you know what that feels like? Something you would like to talk about now that you are with friends?

I was young and naive working at the zoo...I was hard up for cash...one thing led to another, money was laid down...bada bing, bada boom...I'm not proud of it, you know.

Until now my supressitol pills were working fine.
Comment
DateDoc

Outside looking in.

Join Date: Feb 2005

Posts: 14243
Share

Post
#20

12-04-2005, 07:06 PM

lol, sorry that is just too funny.
Comment
Doctor Dre

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 51692
Share

Post
#21

12-04-2005, 07:18 PM

We don't have any taco bell and wendys in the quebec province because their meat quality is lower then the one approved by law.

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Comment
phonesex

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2005

Posts: 3437
Share

Post
#22

12-04-2005, 07:21 PM

NOT Taco Bell , but TACO HELL

Phone Sex Pays

Make $1.50 a minute!
CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP NOW
Comment
chadglni

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2002

Posts: 6924
Share

Post
#23

12-04-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

We don't have any taco bell and wendys in the quebec province because their meat quality is lower then the one approved by law.

Sign up here - Dating Site affiliate program
Comment
J-$

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2005

Posts: 2090
Share

Post
#24

12-04-2005, 07:28 PM

Well, not that we, here in Quebec, are any form of example BUT...

...we do not have taco bell franchises in our region, but they do have 'em throughout the rest of Canada. Why? They do not meet our beef standards/requirements. That right there should tell you a lot about the philosophy of the corp. Since I'm no regular client, each time I eat their fuckin cat-food stuffed tacos, my stomach aches from the inside (not like it can ache from the outside, but you know what I mean) I am not sure but I believe this is the same reason we don't have Wendy's, although a lot less worse IMHO
Comment
ronbotx

Registered User

Join Date: Jan 2002

Posts: 1634
Share

Post
#25

12-04-2005, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Rob

I went out last night and on the way home at 2am stopped and picked up 2 burrito supremes from Taco Bell.

I have the worst fucking SHITS KNOWN TO MAN today! I went out to go shopping with my girl and I had to use the public shitter like 5 times! I almost lost it a couple times and my stomach was bubbling! Now it's 10pm and I have literally taken 25+ shits today and my asshole feels like I was gang raped by 50 gorillas!

I'm never eating that shit again! I think they put laxatives in their food or something!

You didn't use the drive_thru did you??? .... http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net...2/dri_thru.wav
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#26

12-04-2005, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Rob

I was young and naive working at the zoo...I was hard up for cash...one thing led to another, money was laid down...bada bing, bada boom...I'm not proud of it, you know.

Until now my supressitol pills were working fine.

Did you get the cash you needed?
Comment
Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#27

12-04-2005, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Did you get the cash you neeed?

No, they fucked me, too.
Comment
Bluewire Ross

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2005

Posts: 2169
Share

Post
#28

12-04-2005, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by phonesex

NOT Taco Bell , but TACO HELL

Taco hell, indeed---raped by 50 gorilla's and shit 25 times!

Cam2CamLive!
Feature Rich Flash-Based Cam Site Script

MAINSTREAM WEB DESIGN

CUSTOM ILLUSTRATIONS

[email protected] ICQ:259-582-973YahooIM: ross_collado1975
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#29

12-04-2005, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Rob

No, they fucked me, too.

I can understand why you might be upset then.
Comment
Doctor Dre

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 51692
Share

Post
#30

12-04-2005, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by J-$

Well, not that we, here in Quebec, are any form of example BUT...

...we do not have taco bell franchises in our region, but they do have 'em throughout the rest of Canada. Why? They do not meet our beef standards/requirements. That right there should tell you a lot about the philosophy of the corp. Since I'm no regular client, each time I eat their fuckin cat-food stuffed tacos, my stomach aches from the inside (not like it can ache from the outside, but you know what I mean) I am not sure but I believe this is the same reason we don't have Wendy's, although a lot less worse IMHO

Actually, Wendys are spreading all over right now, they made changes to their menus ;)

Just not in our region right now.

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Comment
Penthouse Tony

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2004

Posts: 5835
Share

Post
#31

12-04-2005, 08:06 PM

`

Originally posted by Rob

Here they come!

aamos AT FFN dot com
Penthouse.com Business Development
ICQ: 49090846 | Yahoo IM: ff_aamos
Comment
hydro

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 4216
Share

Post
#32

12-04-2005, 08:06 PM

taco bell has never done me any wrong in regards to taking a shit
Comment
GoNe

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 2892
Share

Post
#33

12-04-2005, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by Rob

I was young and naive working at the zoo...I was hard up for cash...one thing led to another, money was laid down...bada bing, bada boom...I'm not proud of it, you know.

Until now my supressitol pills were working fine.

This thread is to funny! Yo queiro Taco Bell!

buying domains 1 year or more in age. Adult related only. Email me at webmaster @ crazyvids.com
Comment
Lace

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Mar 2004

Posts: 16116
Share

Post
#34

12-04-2005, 08:10 PM

why ive felt like shit all day....stomach is hella gassy and i cant shit.

Your Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
StickyDollars | RadicalCash | KennysPennies | HomegrownCash
Comment
BRISK

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Feb 2003

Posts: 12240
Share

Post
#35

12-04-2005, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by J-$

Well, not that we, here in Quebec, are any form of example BUT...

...we do not have taco bell franchises in our region, but they do have 'em throughout the rest of Canada. Why? They do not meet our beef standards/requirements. That right there should tell you a lot about the philosophy of the corp. Since I'm no regular client, each time I eat their fuckin cat-food stuffed tacos, my stomach aches from the inside (not like it can ache from the outside, but you know what I mean) I am not sure but I believe this is the same reason we don't have Wendy's, although a lot less worse IMHO

You sure it's not the language requirements?

I've noticed that Quebec seems to lack many franchise chains that are common throughout North America. I've always assumed it probably has something to do with the difference in language requirements that makes it a pain in the ass to open a location in Quebec.

I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#36

12-04-2005, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by BRISK

You sure it's not the language requirements?

I've noticed that Quebec seems to lack many franchise chains that are common throughout North America. I've always assumed it probably has something to do with the difference in language requirements that makes it a pain in the ass to open a location in Quebec.

Your guess seems a little more reasonable, but you know how those French like to think they are better than the rest of us.
Comment
Beaver Bob

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2005

Posts: 1099
Share

Post
#37

12-04-2005, 08:22 PM

taco bell is good

its their employees that fuck me off. 2 out of 3 times I order there they fuck up my tacos. when i was a a lil younger i threw a burrito at the guy behind the counter because it was so fucked up.

Spunky Dollars | Need Content?
Paysite Owners: Protect Your Members Area with Strongbox

361-574-229
Comment
J-$

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2005

Posts: 2090
Share

Post
#38

12-04-2005, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Your guess seems a little more reasonable, but you know how those French like to think they are better than the rest of us.

Yea im better than you cuz Taco Bell said so
fuck you, you. I'm gonna change my nick to badfrog and do you competition.

As far as Wendy's I am not sure,but Taco Bell doesnt meet our standards for some reason I do not know ATM, and that's that. As far as the language goes, well it doesn't take rocket appliances to translate one simple menu to french; TB being a franchise, they would employ people from the region and therefore have no problem at all, since we are all bilingual - although the other way around is not true. I'll be the first to admit I see no reason why any American/Canadian should speak our language, as it serves no purpose. It's my choice wether or not I want to learn English, and I strongly believe I need it, for obvious reasons. To say that we're better than you would be futile, as I dont believe geographic location justifies IQ, at least not in this case. But me personally? Yeah, I'm better than all of you + the rest of the frogs - how's that? Peace.
Comment
J-$

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2005

Posts: 2090
Share

Post
#39

12-04-2005, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by Beaver Bob

taco bell is good

its their employees that fuck me off. 2 out of 3 times I order there they fuck up my tacos. when i was a a lil younger i threw a burrito at the guy behind the counter because it was so fucked up.

That's not TB, that's minimum wage. Fast foods are like the in-between for those who aren't skilled in anything particular. I often despise the employees because of their lack of organisation, plus the fact that they dont do anything right, even though they're paid by the hour and time flies twice as fast when your working - deep inside I want to believe they will amount to something someday, but it's hard to believe when you see them hurrying to finish anything they do so they can get back to doing nothing.
Comment
Sosa

In Tushy Land

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 40149
Share

Post
#40

12-04-2005, 09:34 PM

lol. what else can you expect from taco bell
Comment
Doctor Dre

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 51692
Share

Post
#41

12-04-2005, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by BRISK

You sure it's not the language requirements?

I've noticed that Quebec seems to lack many franchise chains that are common throughout North America. I've always assumed it probably has something to do with the difference in language requirements that makes it a pain in the ass to open a location in Quebec.

Nop not on this one... and most big compagnies invest the money needed... it aiin't THAT bad.

Wendys owned Tim Hortons ... and other shops in quebec.

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Comment
TheJimmy

ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 10747
Share

Post
#42

12-04-2005, 09:39 PM

I love taco bell, but I also lovingly refer to it as the

Home of the Rectal Rocket

Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.
Comment
clickhappy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2004

Posts: 4027
Share

Post
#43

12-04-2005, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by Rob

went out to go shopping with my girl and I had to use the public shitter like 5 times! I almost lost it a couple times and my stomach was bubbling!

thats hot
Comment
Downtime

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2004

Posts: 7320
Share

Post
#44

12-04-2005, 09:53 PM

I love taco bell, great drunk food!

The CrunchWrap is the best.

#27024067
Comment
PixeLs

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2005

Posts: 11922
Share

Post
#45

12-04-2005, 11:41 PM

Weak gastro intestinal organs..

Make money on any traffic.
Bi-weekly payments with no hold.
Comment
Orgasmics

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 1206
Share

Post
#46

12-05-2005, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by baddog

We will expect pics

We ate them all.

I can describe them for you though. Rather than beef, I used chicken and threw in some diced tomatoes and chilies. I let everyone build their own and choose their own toppings. Seasoned cheese, refried beans, onion, tomatoes, sour cream, chunky salsa, red & green hot sauces, jalepenos... I usually like to make guacamole, but the avacados were too hard.
Comment
Quagmire

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2005

Posts: 6490
Share

Post
#47

12-05-2005, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by Orgasmics

I had Tacos tonight... but I made them myself. No sore ass for me tomorrow... unless hubby gets ahold of me.

Thats fucking hot. You turned a nasty poo thread into something hot. kudos!
Comment
Rob

I'm a great bowler.

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 13310
Share

Post
#48

12-05-2005, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Orgasmics

We ate them all.

I don't think he meant pictures of the tacos.
Comment
karlm

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2004

Posts: 4194
Share

Post
#49

12-05-2005, 05:17 AM

Same thing happened to me at burger king

I was sick for like a week every time i ate somthing i would puke again

ICQ 584665926
Comment
FlogTheLog

CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 3842
Share

Post
#50

12-05-2005, 05:35 AM

50!!!!!!!!
Comment

Previous 1 2 template Next

Working...