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  • AaronM
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    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    How would you kill yourself?

    Pretend for a moment that you are sick of life and you want to take yourself out of the rat race.

    How would you do it? Would you do something quiet and hope that very few notice or would you go all out and make it one hell of a party?

    I vaguely recall a story about a guy killing himself on stage after he graduated high school. Pulled out a gun and straight splattered the people standing next to him.

    Would you stick with the conventional ways like O.D. on pills, sucking on car fumes in your garage, hanging, shotty to the head, slit your wrists??? Or would you get creative about it? Maybe hold up a gun store and let them take you out? Or do something really fucked up and wait for all the news crews to arrive before charging a bunch of waiting cops with a butcher knife?

    Columbine style perhaps?

    Do share....
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Hookers and plenty of blow..then drive my vette over a cliff

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    • NickPapageorgio
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      • Apr 2004
      • 8323

      #3
      I'd probably put on some emo music and masturbate while crying for a bit. Then go start the chainsaw and see if I could get all the way through my neck before I bled out. I'd like to see if my ass really looks as fat as I have heard, and I figure, if I can get the saw to get my head off before I blink out, I might get a good perspective shot.

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      • Nismo
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        • May 2002
        • 4977

        #4
        Titty overdose.
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        • MrIzzz
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          • Sep 2003
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          #5
          i wouldnt


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          • BRISK
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            • Feb 2003
            • 12240

            #6
            I did kill myself


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            • StuartD
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              • Jul 2002
              • 29903

              #7
              had it all planned out already.
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              • Fletch XXX
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                • Jan 2002
                • 60840

                #8
                i realized ive been killing myself slowly for a long time.

                alcohol and drugs since i was 16. had to stop.

                now im almost 7 months sober and feel great.

                no more self destruction.

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                • Grapesoda
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 46234

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  Hookers and plenty of blow..then drive my vette over a cliff

                  which vette do you have?

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                    I'd probably put on some emo music and masturbate while crying for a bit. Then go start the chainsaw and see if I could get all the way through my neck before I bled out. I'd like to see if my ass really looks as fat as I have heard, and I figure, if I can get the saw to get my head off before I blink out, I might get a good perspective shot.

                    I like this one the best so far.

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                    • evildick

                      #11
                      Death by cop. I'd fashion up some body armour so I would last long enough for the choppers to show up and maybe get on TV. Nothing makes for good reality TV like a cop / crazy guy gun fight.

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                      • J-$
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 2090

                        #12
                        I'd blow myself up in a police station, jump off a very high building for the thrill, or get very very high on dope so I get near death experiences before actually being dead.
                        Cliché, I know.
                        One thing I know is that I wouldn't want any of my loved ones to find me dead.

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                        • fris
                          I have to go potty
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 55797

                          #13
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                          • Rob
                            I'm a great bowler.
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 13310

                            #14
                            I would sit down one night and read every single one of Juicy's 60k+ posts...I'm sure I would go nuts at around 20K and just stab myself in the heart with a spoon.

                            Joking aside, I would take a shitload of sleeping or pain pills. I'm a pussy and could never hang, shoot, stab, cut myself.

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                            • bliket
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 308

                              #15
                              I'd wanna put my dick in a blackhole and see if the black hole would im/explode.
                              Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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                              • bliket
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 308

                                #16
                                oh and if it does im/explode, that would kill me, so there is my suicide plan.
                                Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826

                                  #17
                                  go around on a cop and corrupt politician killing spree and then end it all as they were closing in on me to capture me
                                  Last edited by nofx; 12-04-2005, 06:48 PM.

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                  • Damian_Maxcash
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                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 12745

                                    #18
                                    phenobarbitone and vodka cocktails

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                                    • wedouglas
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5921

                                      #19
                                      go into a black hole for sure. life might be pretty fuckin sweet if it took me some where and make me want to live.

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                                      • nofx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16826

                                        #20
                                        hrm i thought of another way

                                        walk into an elementary school lunch room and blow my brains out in front of 1000's of little kids...

                                        think about how fucked up their lives would be after that...

                                        Often times I wonder why
                                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • wedouglas
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5921

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                          hrm i thought of another way

                                          walk into an elementary school lunch room and blow my brains out in front of 1000's of little kids...

                                          think about how fucked up their lives would be after that...
                                          Not too fucked up. Get with the times.

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                                          • J-$
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                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 2090

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by nofx
                                            hrm i thought of another way

                                            walk into an elementary school lunch room and blow my brains out in front of 1000's of little kids...

                                            think about how fucked up their lives would be after that...

                                            hum hum... AMC *cough cough*

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                              hrm i thought of another way

                                              walk into an elementary school lunch room and blow my brains out in front of 1000's of little kids...

                                              think about how fucked up their lives would be after that...
                                              Not a bad plan but try it in a church instead of a public school.

                                              Those of you who want to take others out with you have some anger issues to deal with unless the people you are taking out have hurt you in some way. Or the crooked cop/politician thing.

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                                              • CDSmith
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                                                • May 2001
                                                • 51460

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                go into a black hole for sure. life might be pretty fuckin sweet if it took me some where and make me want to live.
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                                                • nofx
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16826

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                  Not a bad plan but try it in a church instead of a public school.

                                                  Those of you who want to take others out with you have some anger issues to deal with unless the people you are taking out have hurt you in some way. Or the crooked cop/politician thing.

                                                  agreed, i totally didnt even think about that.

                                                  I would chose a church anyday over a school, cant believe I didnt think about that first...

                                                  but to a certain degree, the level of fuckedupness of said event would be the same.

                                                  youth = tomorrows future. causing them years of emotional and psychological pain and suffering would really fuck up how they turned out.

                                                  going into a church and blowing away a yourself in a building full of brainwashed peons would do nothing more than cause the same degree of psychological drama, not really deter people from their faith.

                                                  now in both instances if you went in and started a mini killing spree you would have more affect if you killed children instead of grown adults/families in a church. you would ruin familes lives but I think that killing children would cause not only harm to the kids that witnessed it but to the children's families because they lost a child that they cared and loved for deepy.

                                                  but also in another sense churches are for families, families all pile into the car on Sunday and head over to their local or favorite brainwashing station. you could wipe out an ENTIRE family and not just one single child (if you did it in a school) .

                                                  lots of different variables in this situation but anything you did would still be serverly fucked up.

                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                  • Damian_Maxcash
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 12745

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                                    agreed, i totally didnt even think about that.

                                                    I would chose a church anyday over a school, cant believe I didnt think about that first...

                                                    but to a certain degree, the level of fuckedupness of said event would be the same.

                                                    youth = tomorrows future. causing them years of emotional and psychological pain and suffering would really fuck up how they turned out.

                                                    going into a church and blowing away a yourself in a building full of brainwashed peons would do nothing more than cause the same degree of psychological drama, not really deter people from their faith.

                                                    now in both instances if you went in and started a mini killing spree you would have more affect if you killed children instead of grown adults/families in a church. you would ruin familes lives but I think that killing children would cause not only harm to the kids that witnessed it but to the children's families because they lost a child that they cared and loved for deepy.

                                                    but also in another sense churches are for families, families all pile into the car on Sunday and head over to their local or favorite brainwashing station. you could wipe out an ENTIRE family and not just one single child (if you did it in a school) .

                                                    lots of different variables in this situation but anything you did would still be serverly fucked up.
                                                    You're giving this wayyyy to much thought.....

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                                                    • Bluewire Ross
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                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 2169

                                                      #27
                                                      Killing me softly....i wanna die in sleep.

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                                                      • baddog
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 107089

                                                        #28
                                                        Heroin OD

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                                                        • SmutGiant
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 4896

                                                          #29
                                                          I would jump off the tallest building/structure/cliff possible. That would be a rush. No bungie cord of course

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                                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 18975

                                                            #30
                                                            In a huge shootout like at the Alamo, or in Buth Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Alot of mofos would go first.
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                                                            • DeanCapture
                                                              Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 9275

                                                              #31
                                                              I'd smother my face in these until I died

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                                                              • dissipate
                                                                The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 8904

                                                                #32
                                                                skydiving with no parachute

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                                                                • Deej
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 24386

                                                                  #33
                                                                  fall/jump into a boiling vat of grease.....I wouldnt do it to myself of course...but it has always been my "worst way to die" idea....

                                                                  For a deeper look into the moment of death...imagine....If you got your mouth open quick enough before it melted together...what if it got down in yoru throat.....Owies////

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                                                                  • AaronM
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                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                    You're giving this wayyyy to much thought.....
                                                                    Yes...Yes he is. But at least he is being somewhat creative.

                                                                    I still see no reason to take out anybody else in the church though. Just pick a church that has a high percentage of children who attend. The impact of these actions would scar them for life but they would still live.

                                                                    It may even force some of them out of the church and allow them to reclaim their own minds.

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                                                                    • Persius
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 11779

                                                                      #35
                                                                      jump off building

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                                                                      • TDF
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                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                        • 27296

                                                                        #36
                                                                        after going on an insane killing rampage I would get killed by the police
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                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12745

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                          Heroin OD
                                                                          Not as pleasant as you would think.... lots of vomiting and shit, even with a REALLY big IV bolus you will hang on for a few mins and that few mins will be hell on earth - and it would be far from guaranteed.

                                                                          If you want to do it right - 1/2ltr of saline, lots of morphine/heroin, 180mmol K and some ondansitron. Run it over about 2 hours - any faster than that and the K will fry your veins.

                                                                          OK, who started this fucking thread?!

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                                                                          • tical
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                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 6504

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Deej
                                                                            fall/jump into a boiling vat of grease.....I wouldnt do it to myself of course...but it has always been my "worst way to die" idea....

                                                                            For a deeper look into the moment of death...imagine....If you got your mouth open quick enough before it melted together...what if it got down in yoru throat.....Owies////
                                                                            melted / boiling plastic would be good too
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                                                                            • nofx
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 16826

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                              You're giving this wayyyy to much thought.....
                                                                              i dont believe that I am.

                                                                              this thread asked about how you would commit suicide. if i'm going to do something such as the topic discussed in this thread, i'm going to put a lot of thought into it.

                                                                              besides I think this topic is quite interesting and i'm saddened by the amount of one line responses and people who spent about 15 seconds thinking about it and posted. laziness gets you no where besides your own destruction.

                                                                              why do something half assed and your plan not work but if you sat around and put some thought into it your plan would carry thru with no faults; go perfectly.

                                                                              everyone here so far seems like their idea of suicide is something very painless and simple. pretty fucking boring if you ask me.
                                                                              Last edited by nofx; 12-04-2005, 08:14 PM.

                                                                              Often times I wonder why
                                                                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 51692

                                                                                #40
                                                                                No noise... and definitly away from my family.
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                                                                                • BT
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                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 6481

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  20 viagra, ounce of cocaine, 10 hookers, and 20 cases of beer and lock myself in a hotel room! that should do the trick

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                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                                    OK, who started this fucking thread?!
                                                                                    That would be I.

                                                                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                    i dont believe that I am.

                                                                                    this thread asked about how you would commit suicide. if i'm going to do something such as the topic discussed in this thread, i'm going to put a lot of thought into it.

                                                                                    besides I think this topic is quite interesting and i'm saddened by the amount of one line responses and people who spent about 15 seconds thinking about it and posted. laziness gets you no where besides your own destruction.

                                                                                    why do something half assed and your plan not work but if you sat around and put some thought into it your plan would carry thru with no faults; go perfectly.

                                                                                    everyone here so far seems like their idea of suicide is something very painless and simple. pretty fucking boring if you ask me.

                                                                                    He raises some very good points.

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                                                                                    • Donny
                                                                                      As you wish...
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 13754

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      In a blaze of glory....

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                                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 46917

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                        i wouldnt

                                                                                        You haven't been married long enough to make that decision yet.

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                                                                                        • aico
                                                                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 14748

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'd watch re-runs of the Golden Girls and Designing Women, then I'd put on a kerosine soaked summer dress, strap a video camera to my head, light the dress, jump off the top of the Golden Gate Bridge and see how many flips I could get in before I hit the water.

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                                                                                          • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 12745

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                            In a blaze of glory....
                                                                                            Hey - arnt you supposed to be putting AFF banners up on all your sites tonight?

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                                                                                            • Donny
                                                                                              As you wish...
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 13754

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                                              Hey - arnt you supposed to be putting AFF banners up on all your sites tonight?
                                                                                              I don't get it.

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                                                                                              • Bosco
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                                                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                                                • 623

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I would Join THE ARMY AND ....hehehehe ....wow just immagined it....the middle east would be soooooo fucked if i was Kamikaze...ahahahahaha....i farted just now

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                                                                                                • budz
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 4230

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                                  Hookers and plenty of blow..then drive my vette over a cliff
                                                                                                  that minus the cliff
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                                                                                                  • budz
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                    • 4230

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Bosco
                                                                                                    I would Join THE ARMY AND ....hehehehe ....wow just immagined it....the middle east would be soooooo fucked if i was Kamikaze...ahahahahaha....i farted just now

                                                                                                    sick i couldnt do it lol
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