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  • bobv50
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 260
    #1

    Fed-Ex Guy stole my Free Fleshlight :0(


    The fucking Fed-Ex delivery guy must have stole my Free fleshlight that Juicy sent me.. I was anxiously tracking the fucking package all week and I checked this morning and it said my "package" had hit my city and was on the delivery truck at like 8 a.m. . So at this point I'm planning to take it for a test drive....So all day I'm checkin' the front door/mailbox for my fleshlight..all fuckin' day.. and No Package.. The whole day went by and no delivery...Then at about 6:45 p.m. I sit down to check my e-mail and there I see "FedEx Shipment 4***&%%%677915 Delivered" .. I was outside all evening and I never saw a fucking Fed-ex truck come on my block... So either the Fed-X guy was lazy as fuck and kept my shit.. Or some little old lady around the corner is gonna get a big surprise when she opens my package...

    bobv50
    A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"
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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041
      #2
      Tracking number!?!?!?
      Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?

      icq:159548293

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Go rent yourself a whore

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            • High Quality
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 5741
              #4
              LOL you plan to use it.

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                • JoeMeca
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2266
                  #5
                  haha funny shit i didn't think he shipped peoples fed ex when it was free hmm

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                    • JoeMeca
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2266
                      #6
                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                      Tracking number!?!?!?
                      Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?

                      yea i know wtf lol

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009
                          #7
                          Sorry for your loss. Should be an interesting claim aginst FedEx.

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397
                              #8
                              Fedex tried to charge me $30 in import and customs fees to receive mine.

                              Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  You'll probably get it with cum dripping out of it

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                                    • bobv50
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 260
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by High Quality
                                      LOL you plan to use it.
                                      Lol...uhhmmm... Quality Control Testing...

                                      I just hope the preacher across the street from me didn't get it..
                                      A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                        • bobv50
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 260
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by pussyluver
                                          Sorry for your loss. Should be an interesting claim aginst FedEx.
                                          I know.. I got half-way through the claim form and did'nt know how to describe the "contents" of the package..
                                          A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                            • bobv50
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 260
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                              Tracking number!?!?!?
                                              Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?
                                              I just clicked the link in the initial pre-delivery e-mail I got from Fed-ex to track the shipment..
                                              A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                                • pussyluver
                                                  Clueless OleMan
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 11009
                                                  #13
                                                  Tell it like it is. Please take your camera along. Have to see the look on the clerks face.

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                                                    • sumphatpimp
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 5235
                                                      #14
                                                      don't get your panties in a bunch!
                                                      the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.

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                                                        • bobv50
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 260
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                          don't get your panties in a bunch!
                                                          the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.


                                                          I know...
                                                          A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                                            • Jarmusch
                                                               
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 12479
                                                              #16
                                                              You gotta have patience, you should receive the fleshlight on monday, it'll be used though lol.

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                                                                • Baker Rd
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 647
                                                                  #17
                                                                  UPS stole a PS2 from bestbuy.com... lucky for me this must happen a lot and they shipped a new one without questions.
                                                                  money talks and bullshit walks.

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                                                                    • phonesex
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 3437
                                                                      #18
                                                                      dude, I've never seen anybody so anxious to get a package. You must have some serious problems but I'm sure Juicy will send you another one.

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                                                                        • Holly
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 10017
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I never get sex, but even *I* wouldn't sit around waiting on a sex toy all day, lol.

                                                                          I'd like to hear how you're gonna report this one.
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                                                                            • divinity
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 1041
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I lost a dvd/vcr combo to UPS awhile back. hard to trust delivery guys after that..
                                                                              ICQ: 308-491-180

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                                                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 60840
                                                                                  #21

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                                                                                    • bobv50
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 260
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by phonesex
                                                                                      dude, I've never seen anybody so anxious to get a package. You must have some serious problems but I'm sure Juicy will send you another one.
                                                                                      I always order stuff online..and I have never had any major problems. I'd hate to order something expensive and then it just not show up..
                                                                                      A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                                                                        • bobv50
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 260
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX

                                                                                          That hurt..
                                                                                          A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                                                                            • tony299
                                                                                              lurker
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 57021
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol

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                                                                                                • bobv50
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 260
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                                  whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol

                                                                                                  True...so...true..
                                                                                                  A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                                                                                    • tristan_D
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                      • 7865
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i'm sure he'll bring it back when he's done
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                                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by phonesex
                                                                                                          dude, I've never seen anybody so anxious to get a package. You must have some serious problems but I'm sure Juicy will send you another one.
                                                                                                          I agree there ... omg this guy is nuts ... he must not have gotten any pussy for 10 years
                                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                            • Rob
                                                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                              • 13310
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              The FedEx man is fucking your pussy!

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                                                                                                                • jacked
                                                                                                                  sperm tail
                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                  • 11019
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  that sucks man i'm sure thats one happy fed ex guy
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                                                                                                                    • Bluewire Ross
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                      • 2169
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                                                                                      don't get your panties in a bunch!
                                                                                                                      the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.
                                                                                                                      FUNNY

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                                                                                                                        • pussyluver
                                                                                                                          Clueless OleMan
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 11009
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rob
                                                                                                                          The FedEx man is fucking your pussy!
                                                                                                                          Wonder if he can get herpes from a fleshlight. If it comes to ya used, make sure you sterilize it.

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                                                                                                                            • Young
                                                                                                                              Bland for life
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                              • 10468
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Ya...uhm....I never got my shipment either.

                                                                                                                              Don't we all want 2 fleshlights?
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                                                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Yo

                                                                                                                                  I sent shitload of orders to warehouse.

                                                                                                                                  Hit me up [email protected] with order number if you got it. Ill get you all hooked up.

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                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      We got plenty yo.

                                                                                                                                      Fleshlights 4 all!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I founld the culprit

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                                                                                                                                            • webcrawler
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 2692
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                                                                              whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol
                                                                                                                                              And it fits great!

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                                                                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                                  Tracking number!?!?!?
                                                                                                                                                  Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?
                                                                                                                                                  some were sent Fed Ex other USPostal

                                                                                                                                                  Fed Ex people got automated emails upon shipment

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                                                                                                                                                    • dissipate
                                                                                                                                                      The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 8904
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      hoping i won one =P

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                                                                                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Bob

                                                                                                                                                          Go to the local Fed Ex place and tell em the story but say fleshlight and brings pics and video tape it.

                                                                                                                                                          Do it ill send you evry model there is oololololo

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                                                                                                                                                            • dissipate
                                                                                                                                                              The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 8904
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              "excuse me sir... but i think one of your delivery drivers stole my sex toy... do i get a refund if we find out he used it?"

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                                                                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • bobv50
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 260
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                      Bob

                                                                                                                                                                      Go to the local Fed Ex place and tell em the story but say fleshlight and brings pics and video tape it.

                                                                                                                                                                      Do it ill send you evry model there is oololololo

                                                                                                                                                                      The main Fed-EX warehouse is not too far from my house..lol..just might do that.. But seriously I order lots of stuff online and regardless if it was a "Free Fleshlight" or a new computer...you don't expect your stuff to get stolen.

                                                                                                                                                                      Right now my Fleshlight is being RAPED by a total stranger...

                                                                                                                                                                      Bobv50
                                                                                                                                                                      A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                                                                          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 7567
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          still didnt get my fleshlight either

                                                                                                                                                                          my gf fedex some old clothes to her cousin that doesnt have much money, we sent it in my alienware box that my laptop came in, fucking box comes back like 4 weeks later all ripped open and taped back up..

                                                                                                                                                                          I wonder what happen there eh.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I am glad I have my girl friend that could satisfy my urges and not to rely on some fucking toys.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • J-$
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2090
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm starting to suspect fraudulent activity. I didn't receive mine either.











                                                                                                                                                                                  edit: I didn't win one!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ARS Bryan
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 875
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Messing with my Fleshlight is like messing with my emotions.
                                                                                                                                                                                      ///ARS - Adult Revenue Service


                                                                                                                                                                                      ICQ me 25120534

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • PixeLs
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 11922
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Curse be that heartless thief!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                          Make money on any traffic.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                                                                                                              I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 21684
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              wtf I need to keep track of mine lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • PussyTeenies
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6496
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Fedex tried to charge me $30 in import and customs fees to receive mine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  true.. had to pay $30 to claim my package also at the postoffice
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