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  • buddyjuf
    • Jul 2026
    #1

    Fuck Facebook!

    Shit yo,

    so last summer, when facebook wasn't "the shit", all the horny montreal sluts were on MySpace pimping out their pages and writing "I love sex" all over them.

    Now that clean ol' facebook is around, noone from around here uses myspace anymore, and its so much harder to get laid using facebook!

    I guess I have to move my ass and start hitting the clubs again
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    • polish_aristocrat
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2002
      • 40377
      #2
      bdjuf yo you told me you'd post pics from Parissssss
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765
          #3
          that's not my problem :-)

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            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34513
              #4
              You need to adapt to the times, learn how to be big pimpin' on facebook.
              WG
              I play with Google.

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                • Axeman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 5201
                  #5
                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                  You need to adapt to the times, learn how to be big pimpin' on facebook.
                  WG

                  Exactly. I know a few guys pulling good from Facebook.
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                    • madawgz
                      8.8.8.8
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 30509
                      #6
                      bdjuf hit me up when you have a second
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                        • BlackCrayon
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 19634
                          #7
                          Facebook is all about people you already know, so yeah pulling random sluts is a lot harder.
                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                            • teg0
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 4204
                              #8
                              facebook is turning into myspace so slowly that nobody notices.

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                                • Evil E
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 3201
                                  #9
                                  Pulling on Facebook could create some drama...

                                  Pulling on myspace random unknown horny sluts that you will never meet again was cooler.


                                  A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                  So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                    • BradM
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3397
                                      #10
                                      Put the "X me" application on your page d00d.

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                                        • d-null
                                          . . .
                                          • Apr 2007
                                          • 13724
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                          noone from around here uses myspace anymore, and its so much harder to get laid using facebook!
                                          no one uses myspace anymore?

                                          myspace vs facebook

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                                            • fris
                                              I have to go potty
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 55750
                                              #12
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                                                • Tom_PM
                                                  Porn Meister
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 16443
                                                  #13
                                                  I have a facebook account. Was just seeing if anyone from my graduating year were on there. Not a single person was, lmao. So I let it sit, and all of a sudden an ex girlfriend finds me.. good god what have I done.
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                                                    • stev0
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 6801
                                                      #14
                                                      "Hey, your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience."

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                                                        • LiveDose
                                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 25792
                                                          #15
                                                          Wow, all these pussy scoring mofos... I'm impressed.

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                                                            • stev0
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 6801
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by jetjet
                                                              no one uses myspace anymore?

                                                              myspace vs facebook
                                                              Global reach:
                                                              Facebook 3 mnths change UP 76%
                                                              Myspace 3 mnths change UP 6%

                                                              Facebook is way more popular and growing faster, especially when you take into account all of the abandoned and fake profiles on myspace.

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                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by stev0
                                                                  Global reach:
                                                                  Facebook 3 mnths change UP 76%
                                                                  Myspace 3 mnths change UP 6%

                                                                  Facebook is way more popular and growing faster, especially when you take into account all of the abandoned and fake profiles on myspace.
                                                                  no doubt crazy how fast facebook is growing!!!

                                                                  I heard its worth a little over 2 billion now

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                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 40377
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                      Facebook is all about people you already know, so yeah pulling random sluts is a lot harder.
                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                        • Persius
                                                                          Tap into MOBILE!
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 11779
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i still like myspace although facebook is getting cool too

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                                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 20368
                                                                              #20
                                                                              using myspace to get laid is fucking hilarious. i don't care if you got hot ass, you've still got some douchebag running in your veins...

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                                                                                • 96ukssob
                                                                                  So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 12991
                                                                                  #21


                                                                                  your not the first person who ive heard complain about this either. why to go facebook, the new cockblock site
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                                                                                    • Gianna_CECash
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 1135
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                      Shit yo,

                                                                                      so last summer, when facebook wasn't "the shit", all the horny montreal sluts were on MySpace pimping out their pages and writing "I love sex" all over them.

                                                                                      Now that clean ol' facebook is around, noone from around here uses myspace anymore, and its so much harder to get laid using facebook!

                                                                                      I guess I have to move my ass and start hitting the clubs again
                                                                                      Haha too funny!!


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                                                                                        • $5 submissions
                                                                                          I help you SUCCEED
                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 32189
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          A bit off topic:

                                                                                          Facebook and MySpace both yield good qualified traffic -- just depends on your niche and how you approach your marketing strategy.

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                                                                                            • Gianna_CECash
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 1135
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                              bdjuf yo you told me you'd post pics from Parissssss
                                                                                              Post them!!! I love Paris


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                                                                                                • rob34
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                                  • 306
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Yeah, Fuck Facebook!

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                                                                                                    • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 4325
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I agree with ya 100% myspace was pretty easy to find some ass.

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                                                                                                        • fuzebox
                                                                                                          making it rain
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 22353
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by jetjet
                                                                                                          no one uses myspace anymore?

                                                                                                          myspace vs facebook
                                                                                                          Read what you quoted, he did say "around here". Social networking sites can be very regional, for example Vancouver is listed as the largest network even though it is obviously a small city compared to the rest of North America.

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