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  • pawsregd
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 2290

    #1

    Death Test

    Find out when you're going to die and from what
    http://www.okcupid.com/death

    I got: July 2047 at age 74
  • MrJackMeHoff
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4569

    #2
    May 2053
    at age 78



    Somehow i doubt it

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    • TaDoW
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 3875

      #3
      May 1960, age 82

      of a heart attack of all things ... not really sure I buy that tho .. seeing as cholesterol is extremely low on one side of my family, and average on the other side and not a single relative has ever had heart disease or a heart attack ... and i exercise 5 days a week .... yadda yadda yadda ...

      I would have bought lymphoma or alzheimers... at least there's a history of that

      oh well tho happy days ...
      -TaDoW

      I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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      • TexasDreams
        former Miserable Admin :)
        • Oct 2003
        • 4700

        #4
        According to our research, you'll be dead by

        January 2038
        at age 78


        - probable cause -


        cancer
        ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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        • jimthefiend
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 18889

          #5
          According to this I'm already dead.



          Well close anyway:

          According to our research, you'll be dead by

          December 2010
          at age 42


          WHY YOU DIE?
          56% cancer
          24% car accident
          13% overdose
          5% drowning of the lungs
          2% wounds

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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #6
            I'm really depressed now.

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #7
              I think I'll have a few drinks and a cigarette to perk me up.

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              • GFX Wiz
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 916

                #8
                October 2049
                at age 81
                - probable cause -
                cancer
                ICQ: 148.167.599

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                • DateDoc
                  Outside looking in.
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 14243

                  #9
                  Feb 2051 at 86 of old age

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                  • digifan
                    The Profiler
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14618

                    #10
                    Cancer... what a surprise
                    [email protected]
                    Webair Rocks

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                    • Ray@TastyDollars
                      • May 2002
                      • 6797

                      #11
                      Some questions made me laugh

                      "In the last two years, how often have you done the following? Held in your farts , Fallen free for more than 3 seconds "


                      March 2043 at age 70. heart Attack

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                      • Dalai lama
                        Strength and Honor
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 16540

                        #12
                        November 2063
                        at age 80


                        - probable cause -


                        cancer


                        WHY YOU DIE?
                        56% cancer
                        24% car accident
                        13% overdose
                        5% drowning of the lungs
                        2% wounds

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24812

                          #13
                          Oct. 2040 (sticky-note to myself - hunt down and kill old enemies in Sept/2040)

                          heart attack (age 76)

                          only 12,375 days left.

                          I'll drink to that!

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                          • BradM
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 3397

                            #14
                            February 2044
                            at age 60

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24812

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                              According to this I'm already dead.
                              Well close anyway:

                              According to our research, you'll be dead by

                              December 2010
                              at age 42
                              Hmm...odd.

                              Given that I smoke heavy, drink like fish and answered 'yes' to nearly every bad vice & habit - how'd you manage to come up with 'nearly dead' and I've still got a long life?

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                              • KMR Stitch
                                I am cool
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 14494

                                #16
                                According to our research, you'll be dead by

                                June 2066
                                at age 82


                                - probable cause -


                                cancer

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                                • gg1e21
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 116

                                  #17
                                  May 2052
                                  at age 78

                                  - probable cause -


                                  Over masturbation

                                  ??? WTF!!

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                                  • nexcom28
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 3716

                                    #18
                                    According to our research, you'll be dead by:
                                    February 2038
                                    At age 63
                                    Probable cause Cancer
                                    WHY YOU DIE?
                                    56% cancer
                                    24% car accident
                                    13% loneliness
                                    5% drowning of the lungs
                                    2% wounds

                                    It's earlier than I expected..

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860

                                      #19
                                      April 2065
                                      at age 83

                                      Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                      • NetRodent
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 3985

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TaDoW
                                        May 1960, age 82
                                        Um... You've been dead about 45 years...
                                        "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                                        --H.L. Mencken

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                                        • 3M TA3
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 2972

                                          #21
                                          June 2056 at age 81 from heart attack - hope my insurance company doesn't hear about this

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                                          "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein

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                                          • KMR Stitch
                                            I am cool
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 14494

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by punkworld
                                            April 2065
                                            at age 83

                                            Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)
                                            So your 18 now

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                                            • Libertine
                                              sex dwarf
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 17860

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                              So your 18 now
                                              23, actually. Must've put in something wrong, somewhere.
                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                              • KMR Stitch
                                                I am cool
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 14494

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by punkworld
                                                23, actually. Must've put in something wrong, somewhere.
                                                err I ment to say 24

                                                I was solving for x and x was already given to me


                                                Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age
                                                Last edited by KMR Stitch; 12-04-2005, 01:52 PM.

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                                                • Libertine
                                                  sex dwarf
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                  err I ment to say 24

                                                  I was solving for x and x was already given to me


                                                  Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age
                                                  I really have to stop trusting other people's math
                                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                  • Wilbo
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 2082

                                                    #26
                                                    I'll go when I'm good and ready, not when they say I should go.

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                                                    • poisson
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 6474

                                                      #27
                                                      July 2052
                                                      at age 76

                                                      WHY YOU DIE?
                                                      56% heart attack
                                                      24% ulcers/bowel toughness
                                                      13% overdose
                                                      5% drowning of the lungs
                                                      2% wounds

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                                                      • Damian_Maxcash
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 12745

                                                        #28
                                                        Im about to apply for every Credit Card and Loan available.........

                                                        August 2007
                                                        at age 37



                                                        What a horrid site........

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                                                        • Young
                                                          Bland for life
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 10468

                                                          #29
                                                          73 of a heart attack.
                                                          ★★★

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                                                          • sfera
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                            • 8597

                                                            #30
                                                            okkkkkk ooooooookk

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                                                            • Fucksakes
                                                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 7567

                                                              #31
                                                              I picked the worst for everything and i still got 7 years to live
                                                              or
                                                              live my normal life and i got 40 years to go

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                                                              • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 12745

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                I picked the worst for everything and i still got 7 years to live
                                                                or
                                                                live my normal life and i got 40 years to go
                                                                How did you pick the worst and still have 7 years?

                                                                I was telling the truth and have just over a year to go - Im going to the dr's in the morning.

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                                                                • aico
                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 14748

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Feb. 2056
                                                                  Age 85
                                                                  Cancer

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                                                                  • dunefield
                                                                    www.barely18movies.com
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 10920

                                                                    #34
                                                                    According to our research, you'll be dead by

                                                                    March 2052
                                                                    at age 72


                                                                    - probable cause -


                                                                    heart attack


                                                                    YOU DIE: 71.5 years

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                                                                    • dunefield
                                                                      www.barely18movies.com
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 10920

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                      Im about to apply for every Credit Card and Loan available.........

                                                                      August 2007
                                                                      at age 37



                                                                      What a horrid site........


                                                                      do you live a diego maradona lifestyle?

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                                                                      • PixeLs
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 11922

                                                                        #36
                                                                        At my age now, I guess 2050 is reasonable enough..

                                                                        Make money on any traffic.
                                                                        Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                                                        • pawsregd
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 2290

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BusterPorn
                                                                          Feb 2051 at 86 of old age
                                                                          Nice

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                                                                          • je_rome
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                            • 6846

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I want to die at 70 through spotaneous human combustion.
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